ITT: We discuss ways to praise Kek to summon his power before election day.
I work as a messenger/security at parliament and will be giving pic related to Prime Minister John Key tomorrow. He's pretty cool guy and I recon I can convince him to keep one in his office as a paper weight. I also have a few more I got off amazon to give to based MPs like Winston Peters.
So I'm going to get some Kek effigies distributed through out NZ parliament. What about you cucks?
proofs?
these dubs
Trump will win.
Take pics of John Key with the frog kek effigy.
I have just sacrificed my hamster
Praise Kek!
where the fuck is that sculpture coming from btw
and why is there someone lurking in front of a CRT on it anyways
I come from /x/, and the answer is always more meditation.
praise kek faggots
Hail KEK!
We need to pervert the satanic/moloch rituals in kek's name
By subverting moloch's power we increase kek's hold on this world
We must perform the demonic rituals ourselves, in kek's name
NO. No blood for kek. He neither wants nor needs blood. Blood is for unholy demons like cows and goats and shit.
KEK be praised
Then we must find a way to properly shatter Moloch's grasp on Earth
We should sing Shadilay together.
Hail KEK!
The powerful fours have spoken apparently... A better idea than blood, surely.
All we have to do is put our faith in Trump, keke has his back. Praise kek
And I got 99 with the same idea on another thread earlier. Seems somehow Kek likes it.
Make ye a Ritual on the morning of the election day, before or during sunrise.
Make ye sacrifices and destructions of images and symbols of the Bull, or images and symbols of the State, and burn incenses.
Do not sacrifice blood or flesh.
Clear ye mind, meditate on KEK, chant softly, whatever ye feel like.
Fear not to make shit up as ye go.
Kek is the Laughing God, remember it. Enjoy yourself with some sick memes, lay back and have some meme magic.
suck my ecock then
Check the might 77. May the Laughing God be praised.
I just noticed something boys. Kek has planned this all along.
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check'd
Kek is the god of fun. Have fun people.
Meditation
Kek brings riots, looting, mass shootings, war and natural disasters
You sure you're in the right place, because reddit is on another domain
>Kek brings riots, looting, mass shootings, war and natural disasters
>impying any of thos isn't fun
It brings genuine joy to see society collapse on itself, to watch normies get BTFO
If you think it's fun because Sup Forums told you it was then you're just a newfag convert. Keep your mouth shut and lurk more before saying what something is or isn't.
There are steps to this, it's not for faggots like you