Axis power

Itt:only country that were in the axis during ww2 can talk
>inb4 italy backstabed germany
We were forced to surrender by the american invasion

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italy got btfo by americans in wwii, even moreso than the germans did. at least they fought.

hi

ruining thread because we kicked your ass

Italy you backstabbing bitch, GTFO

Well hello there

you couldn't even conquer bunch of niggers, meds are literally subhuman

dropping in...

Do I count

wew lad

Axis powers best powers

Blaue division reporting in.

Italy's historical mission is to sabotage germanic efforts at world domination.

Italy has trash everywhere. Why are you all ok with being so dirty?

Still best ideology

>Attacked USSR
>Got BTFO by USSR
Mistakes were made, weren't they?

Sorry about selling your arses to stalin mate.

Nice to have you here my friends

Is that why they lost?

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AYO HOLUP WE WUZ AXIZ N SHEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

But we wuz and you wuz too finland

Actually, we also sold your asses off to soviets :^)
Keeping our independence was more important

Depends, are you going to bitch about the allies helping commie partisans?

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dude i don't wanna hear that from a jap.
Do not even say it.
Compared to italian houses japanese ones are extremely dirty, you do not wash your fucking houses everyday like it should be. You just manage to hide the filth from public spaces better, but your country is full of cockroaches wandering everywhere.

Italy is truly our (((greatest ally))).

But you did leave us time to go away instead of fighting against us

>axis
>more like a group of pathetic shells of loser nations

the only mistake was to limit the death toll in the USSR to only 20 millions of people, at least 60 millions were needed to cripple your country forever.
A great mistake.

who's that with aids bill, suomi?

yes
Tito kriminalac

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapland_War
You bombed Lapland as a farewell gift

I guess we count in some way, but we're more WW1 geared

LOL grass eating faggots

Nice

If Spain would have replaced Italy as ally, war could have turned the other way.

Spain had crumbling economy despite fewer human casualties, but their hardened veterans and faithful generals, would have been a force to be reckoned with. We only lack equipment.

Sorry 'bout the whole neutrality thing !_!

>Bernd, verpiss dich

projecting much pastanigger?

Said the country with DUDE WEED LMAO as a president
Meanwhile axis country
>Japan
3th richest nation
>Germany
4th richest nation
>Italy
8th richest nation
>'Superior' Canada
Famous for having a fucking leaf on its flag
Only naples is really dirty and little country are very clean

ask whoever has visited Japan.
Wash your fucking floors everyday nigga.
Wash your fucking bathroom everyday.
Do not hide the filth under the fucking blanket.

But we dont want japan anymore

there was parliamentary election but of course only soviets were overwatching it

C...can I stay senpai?

Wut? You guys fought in almost every theatre mate.

Yes

dude Spain was like XIX century Italy in the 40s.
You were like southern Italy without the North. It wasn't a war against commies and dogs hanging anarchists.
The anglos had massive industries allowing massive bombings on our cities.
And tanks, carriers, planes, ammunitions, trucks...

I know but this was arranged from our leaders to make the soviets think finland was fighting against us.
Finland is bro tier

I've always seen Russians as badass brutes tbqh. Despite the west becoming a cucked mess, you guys have remained based after all this time.

that is the point

Near the end of the war, kids and old men were levied, and whereas war production increased, men in fighting age were scarce and if any, lacked motivation or were exhausted. That was were Spain could have helped filling the void.

>We were forced to surrender by the american invasion
Implying Germany didn't waste a fuckton of resources supporting failed Italian military campaigns.

Italy was literally more of liability than Bulgaria.

Now fuck off and do Bunga Bunga

Fair enough mate

>Germany BTFO
>Japan BTFO
>Italy BTFO

All thanks to AMERICA

russian women were bought by a pair of collants and a set of western makeup.
After the collapse of the USSR they populated the streets of Western Europe.
Meanwhile, since the 60s, soviet men has had a very short life expectancy. It's like this even today but they export hookers everywhere there's money, like China.

Ostmark reporting in

Italy is smart and didn't wanted to keep fighting for the evil side.

it was kind of retarded to declare war against the USA, let's admit it.
Cause they were fighting against Japan and the American public opinion didn't really want to fight in continental Europe.

>Germany BTFO
Thanks to soviets
>Italy BTFO
Thanks to Brits
>Japan BTFO
Thanks to australian foreign legions

But shhh, keep on thinking the US played with the big boys in WW2... it's what they teach ameritards, it must be true then!

>All thanks to AMERICA
Russia BTFO Germany

1945 2/3rds of the Wehrmacht was deployed to the Eastern Front, 1/3 was deployed to the West Front, interestingly enough 2/3rds of the Wehrmach surrendered on the Western Front and 1/3rd surrendered on the Eastern Front.

Germans were running to American forces to surrender, but were losing the fight against Russians.

hunfag here. never recovered after ww2. lot of jews prevailed, fueled the commie state, got rich and poweful, crippled the country with corruption. today same families run all those soros and sjw programs, "civil" orgs, left parties, undermining whatever they can. future looks bleak. feels bad man

fuck yeah

Thank you very much, everything went downhill after WW2 :^)

Nips...

What is this thread

You know I have to report you all to Heiko Maas right?

You allied with them in all but name, so shove your bullshit "neutrality" up your arse you fucking traitor.

Italy was the limp dick of WW2, Mussolini put less effort in to the military than most democratic nations.

I'm reporting you to Mama Merkel for hurting my feelings.

Reporting in.

I hate this little fucker

not even the whole fucking spanish empire could've done shit against the colossal antifascist war machine alliance.
The United States of America.
The British Empire.
The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.
The fucking Manhattan project was huge and only the giant north American continent could provide the manpower and resources to do that shit FAST.
The war's been lost since the USA involvement.

Of course we do, thundercunt. We declared war on USA ffs

OPERATION TANNENBAUM

I'm posting in your thread, what ya gonna do about it faggot?

>use hordes of mindless oppressed mongolian siberians to win the war
>hurr guyz russia da best we hardcore u guyz

cool story bruh

And today you complain about the ficki ficki quotas.

Germany won WWII, you've all got what you wanted, don't fucking complain.

Keep crying hans, the US military kicked your asses in north africa, southern europe and western europe too. The fact that you were getting fucked in multiple orifices does not change this fact.

Besides, we all know germans like the kinky stuff don't we? :^)

>it was kind of retarded to declare war against the USA
US wasn't the problem, problem was Wehrmacht had to deploy to many forces to control territory the Mussolini invaded but couldn't control, this left the Wehrmacht undermanned during operation Barbarossa.

After Nazi Germany didn't manage a decisive victory in the first 6months it was pretty much a lost cause.

Wins some ww2 battles, takes credit for the whole war

Loses the ideological war against marxism
Loses the economical war against chinal
Loses the proxy wars against vietnam, afganistan, syria, you name it
Loses the social war against minorities and queers
Loses the respect of the whole world
Loses the legacy of founder fathers

Ey guize we be #1

>what is a vpn

again, i'm Hungarian

but while we're at it, thanks for dropping bombs on civilians eg. in Dresden. you deserve to be cucked today.

Saw this at my mums the other day, its like these threads incarnate

m.youtube.com/watch?v=s57RjAY59uU

Germany died in 1945.

You kicked your own ass, Sadiq

You guys would have allied with us too to fight bolshevism if your king who like Hitler and Germany didn't (((abdicated))) and the british union of fascists wasn't forbidden.
You know that an axis victory would have been the better result.

>but while we're at it, thanks for dropping bombs on civilians eg. in Dresden.
That's fine, I appreciate the Coventry bombings and the Blitz.

Now Hungary, accept your "fair share". Hehehehehehe

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mate, the Soviets had to keep the japs at bay.
When the retarded japs decided to go banzai against the USA it was crystal clear the soviets could fucking mobilize their numerous troops in the far east against Germany.

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we all did.

except for Poland, but they should have Germanized anyway, stubborn shits. (same with other western slavmutts)

don't b too hard on yourselves, we did even less probably

Based Anglo

Nippon standing by

This

Japan was on a kamikazi mission from the start and the general on Iwo Jima explained this very simply.

>America produces 5 million vehicles a year. No matter how hard we fight, and no matter how much better we are, there is no hope for victory against that.

Had the Japanese had the weapons/training/resources the Americans had, they would have won the pacific. They proved this by fighting for the allies in Europe and out performing all other races in combat when properly prepared for modern war.

>kicked your asses in north africa, southern europe and western europe too.
Who gives a fuck about north africa
Italy got it's ass kicked in Souther Europe, Germans hardly provided any support and where they did like Monte Cassino it didn't work too well for the US

In Western Europe the Wehrmacht surrendered to America because, they felt like the war against the Soviets was lost and the US wouldn't cut off their heads and play football with their cut off heads if they surrendered.

Holy shit some people can be insane

Can Trump's America, post Brexit Britain and Putin's Russia form a new Axis to reshape the world?

>Japan
>3rd richest country

HAHAHAHA

>north africa, southern europe and western europe too
That was britain you dumb nut, especially in africa.

Besides, we all know fatmeritards are fat and uneducated don't we? :^) But it sure feels good to fight with dirty bolshevists against your own people because your jewish overlords told you "don't forget m-muh freedom guys!!".
Thank god I'm not american, it must be horrible to live in such a cultureless, non-white (55% lmao) and retarded "country".

I never understood why people blame Italy when in fact it was Japan that fucking ruined everything for the Axis.

Hitler allied himself with Japan in the hopes of them opening a 2nd front in the eastern Soviet Union when he invaded from the west.

Instead, the Nipcucks sucker punched the UNITED STATES with the expectation of winning and all they did was awaken a sleeping giant. Also, they did NOT invade the soviet union.

Hitler was forced to declare war on the US as a result (saving face).

Fucking Japs ruined everything.

Please believe Wall Street and die in shit war.