DAHNALD, I HAVE AN ARMY
DAHNALD, I HAVE AN ARMY
Kevin Lee
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Easton Rogers
DAHNALD!!
I'M COMING!!!
Joseph Evans
and we're right behind you dahnald.... go now, you don't have much time
Ayden Gutierrez
I can't wait 'til this election is over and we can get some new memes.
Asher Howard
I brought 2 of my best Dahnold
Thomas Cruz
you fucking ruined this game for me
Ryan Gonzalez
Hello, my name is Ted Cruz
I’m a 45 year old Canadian conservative (the only true conservative for you Trump supporters). I write speeches on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my campaigning and studying superior American political principles. (gun rights, flat tax, border security)
I travel with my campaign staff every day, my superior platform is the only one that can defeat Hillary Clinton because it is backed by over a thousand delegates, and is vastly superior to any campaign on earth. I started my political career twenty years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak American English fluently, both Appalachian and the Southern dialect, and I tweet fluently as well. I know everything about American history and the constitution, which I follow 100%.
When I win the Republican nomination, I am traveling to Cleveland to attend the prestigious Republican National Convention and learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become the nominee or American president!
I own several business suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the White House, so I can fit in easier. I wave and say, “God bless America,” as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Camden Rogers
Was Ted Cruz the Anti hero with the redemption arc?
Ayden Rogers
>*BZZT* I'M GOING UP THERE DAHNALD , I CAN'T LET THEM DESTROY THE SATELLITES
William James
bump
Brandon Wilson
I like this remixed meme
Isaiah Martin
he is now complyin' ted
Lucas Nelson
He looks like a Mego doll.
Michael Mitchell
Lucas Williams
He's soarin' ted
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Bentley Ward
TAKE EM DAHNALD, WE'LL DEFEAT HILLARY AND THE GLOBALISTS TOGETHER.
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Lincoln Wilson
>Plebbit memes
You have to go back!!!!
Adam Lee
Connor Price
DAHNALD I FOUND THE EVIDENCE
THEY WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO HAND OVER THE ELECTION
Aaron Reyes
DAHNALD!! I was successful in catfishing Weiner! I've got the emails, Dahnald. I've got them all.
Aiden Russell
t... ted? i... is that (you)?
Seriously, this is either the best shop ever or Ted has a fat twin sister or daughter out there.
Isaiah Sanders
Donald...
Luke Collins
No, just some big guys.
Blake Ward
DAH..
Luis Garcia
DAHNALD!
John Perez
...
Ryder Lopez
Ho there, Donalde!
Carter Scott
We know what you're hiding, Hillahry.
>It's time to hand over the election.
Ayden Davis
bump
Brayden Taylor
HILLAHRY YE SCURVY DOG, I'VE GOT A BOOTYFULL O' EVIDENCE 'ERE
YE'LL WALK THE PLANK
NOW HAND O'ER TH' ELECTION
Lucas Brown
>AWK! Hand o'er the election!
Christian White
kek
Thomas Collins
Baldbeard Cruz, the scourge of seven states
Jose Garcia
...
Isaiah Brooks
DAHNALD
DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD USE THE POWER OF CHINESE CARTOONS
GIVE ME THE PROTAGONIST SPOT DONALD
Brayden Campbell
Cruz is the hero in
Check'd
Asher Gomez
kek
Charles Wilson
there is something both really beautiful and funny about el rato being redeemed and a faithful companion to the hero. Like, it's archetypal. Is he doing it for his own gain, just going along with what he thinks everyone wants, or is he really reformed, a true patriot? It's funny either way
Sebastian Harris
literally have me laugh like a mad man at 2 in the morning you fucking cunt
Jason Jenkins
TAKE THE DELEGATES, DAHNALD! TAKE THEM AND RUN! I'LL HOLD THE WITCH OFF!
William Adams
The Delegates, Dahnald. Or I'll blow you sky high.
Grayson Myers
John Butler
Anyone have that post where its Ted Cruz as Vegeta and he's talking about how he finally realized Trump was the best?
Adrian Myers
Don't you know? Tedposting is over. Ted Cruz has joined us. It's over.
Alexander Kelly
Like an eagle.
Jaxson Murphy
...
Evan Gutierrez
I'll see you again. Go.
GO!
Jason Ramirez
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS DAHNALD
Grayson Taylor
William Green
Sorry m8 i dont have the text to go along with the pic
Henry Russell
GIVE ME THE DELEGATES DAHNALD
Parker Bailey
Video is right here youtu.be
Dominic Nguyen
its too late dahnald
Camden Edwards
Kek
Ayden Rivera
Thats why now ted is a warrior fighting to protect the delegates making sure the elections wont be rigged.
Matthew Bell
Ted posting will never be over, guy
Hudson Roberts
Nah, fat girl that got offered a huge some of money for a Cruz porno spoof because of her looks
Brody Parker
kek everytime
Luis Gutierrez
kek
Henry Roberts
I'M IN THE SYSTEM DAHNALD
Ethan Ross
...
Brayden Perez
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As I walk through the rally under the shadow of Dahnald
I take a look at my wife and realize she's nothin' cute
'Cause I've been asking for delegates so long,
That even my mom thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a delegate that didn't deserve it
Me be called "Lying Ted", you know that's unheard of
Dahnald better watch how you're talking and where you're walking
Or you and your delegates might be shot in a rally
I really hate to look like a rat, but I gotta go
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kinda president the people wanna be around
Last straw, in the night saying prayers on the dinner table
Been spending most their lives, living in the delegates' paradise
Ian Gomez
>the best
Andrew Lee
>"That sucks Melania is out of town for the week. M-maybe I could be your gf for tonight, dahnald?"
Jaxson Peterson
T--ted..
Dylan Walker
>DAHNALD, I HAVE AN ARMY
Yes, Ted. The problem is that so does Hillary
Wyatt Gutierrez