Wake up on election day see this, wat do?

Wake up on election day see this, wat do?

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My SUPER EXCELLENT fellow AMERICANs, if Hillary Clinton is elected president of the USA here’s the timeline of events that will follow:
1. Inauguration.
2. Media ejaculates in its own mouth.
3. Massive purge of coco butter residue from white house, aka “Operation COCO BUTTER ABATEMENT”.
4. FBI Indicts her & her crew.
5. TIM KAINE becomes president of the USA.
6. Media ejaculates in its own mouth again.
7. George Soros wraps his own son tightly with 3M Super 33 electrical tape. George then slathers olive oil all over his son who is now tightly wrapped into the shape of a cock. George then inserts his own tightly wrapped, heavily lubricated son into his own ass. George then ejaculates into his own mouth.
8. Beyonce' wraps Jay-Z very tightly in 3M SUPER 33 electrical tape. She wraps him so tight he takes the shape of a giant black penis with a monkey face. She then slathers him with copious quantities of XtraVirginOliveOil. Now Jay-Z's entire body is a slippery black-tape-wrapped penis shape. Beyonce' then inserts Jay-Z, in his entirety, into her fat, half black ass hole. Beyonce' then ejaculates into her own mouth.
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I'm fine with #ANYONEBUTTRUMP

HALLELUJAH

Fine by me he will tackle the Mandela timeline

Solomon is such a badass name, hw should use it more often

Sounds good to me
Thanks for the info
#I'mWithHer Now

Go to church and pray. He's going to purge all the Alinskyites and Atheists from the earth.

As long as it isn't Trump, it's okay lol xD

>Not Hillary or one of her puppets
I'm ok with this

Be blessed by the spirit of God.
What actually went wrong with Ben? He was probably the nicest candidate and he is Black as well so he could've gotten a huge load of Black votes.

He stepped aside to let Trump make America Great Again

Benjamin Carson is a rare breed

May God bless his soul

#ImWithSleepy

start rolling down the street in my 64

He'll purge niggers and sleep so no war with Russia. I'm okay with it.

Yo C thas dope

>rub my eyes
>blink
>oh never mind it was only a dream and Jeb really did win

Ben "take the mic from her" Carson is okay in my book desu.

Where is the Jeb SURGE?

Good job, Ben. Good for you.

You all know this is the real result.

can this sleepy man be trusted with nuclear codes though?

You mean there is a risk he wouldn't wake up in the madman scenario where we need them?

yea

mfw I wake up to this. It's not Hillary.

CAN'T WAKE UP
FIGHTING THE DEAMONS ON A SPIRITUAL REALM

BREAKING NEWS
The votes have been recounted and this is the actual result

His views are retarded via a vis young earth theories etc

Good neurosurgeon, he operated on my uncle in Perth when he used to live in Australia

Retarded in all other regards
Such a shame

>anyone butt rump

No, this fellow will be the new POTUS

be even happier. I was an eternal slumberer before he endorsed trump.

he was one of the few in this race besides trump who was an outsider.

...

ALL HAIL THE BRIDE OF SATAN!

OUR NEW DEMON QUEEN!

nothin' personal...

Why da BLACK candidate gotta b purple?

> butt rump anyone?
> a-anyone?
> are you kidding me?!