In case you were seriously thinking about voting for Trump or that the election is rigged, here are six reasons why you're an idiot and should vote for Hillary Clinton.
Was willing to hear you out until the hashtags. Fuck off
Isaiah Miller
>What happened to Cracked?
David Wong.
His book did extremely well, and he even got a movie deal out of it. The money and the recognition propelled him into a greater position of authority on Cracked, which he then used to infect the rest of the site with his own brand of nihilistic hard-determinist Social Justice bullshit.
Alexander Powell
>Candidates only look the same if you're a cis, white heterosexual male
Joseph Gutierrez
>Hillary didn't rig the primary elections and doesn't plan to rig the general
Samuel Lewis
Why do they so desperately want uninformed voters?
Why?
Isn't there something incredibly wise and grown up about saying that you haven't taken enough of an interest in politics to make such an important choice and you forfeit your vote and let the people who actually know shit make that decision?
James Richardson
Cucked into oblivion
Oliver Cox
>uninformed voters? Exactly who the left appeals to
Cooper Rivera
this can't be real, the left was my goddamned childhood
Chase Harris
useful idiots took over
Oliver Stewart
Just the other day, I saw "7 things every woman should know before her first groping"
Cracked is dead
Luke Hernandez
Calling people idiots... Sure fire way to persuade them
Jaxson Howard
Cucked.com
Charles Collins
It's a shame Finding out weird stuff about history/animals/science was always neat. Finding out someones' FEELINGS is always lame.
Xavier Ortiz
LOL had to stop reading cracked years ago.
Non-fucking-stop cranking out of leftist drivel makes for a shitty comedy site.
Josiah Morris
Cracked=Salon+Memes
Blake Nelson
It's funny because David Wong isn't Asian.
Thomas Edwards
>memes
Ha. No.
Isaac Kelly
I stopped visiting Cracked years ago, not because leftie bullshit (I wasn't redpilled back then), but because the humor had become crap.
And then these people claim that the right cannot into humor.