Jessica rabbit thread

Jessica rabbit thread

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I remember when every single lewd art I ever saw had that weird coloring in OP's pic.

>there was a time where Kathleen Turner was pretty much that hot i real life

Y'all need to watch Body Heat.

How can anime bitches even compete?

>tfw stuck with a dumb glam/diva thing because of her

>you will never crossplay Jessica

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Best waifu ever

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Ha, I can't help but think of that really dumb Buzzfeed article, 'Jessica Rabbit was Asexual'. Those fucking morons.

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Why even bother reading that garbage? Lost brain cells with every sentence tbqh

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thanks

Not with that attitude, user. Hit the gym and get some red hair dye.

You'd also need a trash compactor and an ungodly amount of silicone.

lazy solution, you dress as Roger Rabbit and have an inflatable Jessica pinned to your costume
like a weird variant of the cowboy/inflatable horse costume

And then when it deflates you can just say she got run over by a steam roller.

I think her tits could've been bigger, in most shots at least.

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In the age where basically everything that I loved from my childhood is mercilessly being raped for a profit with reboot and remakes, it feels good to know that at least Jessica Rabbit will be safe.
Nobody in the current climate wants to touch her and that;s just fine with me.

true

>doing no fap month
>opens up Sup Forums
>sees Jessica rabbit thread

I've always melted when I see a girl with her hair covering one eye, and Jessica might very well be where it started.

So is WFRR2 ever going to happen? I hear rumors every year or so, but nothing ever happens. By the way, watch the Roger Rabbit shorts, if you haven't already.

WFRR2 is like Beetlejuice goes Hawaiian or Bill and Ted 3. Rumors keep popping up that it's still happening but nothing ever concrete

>Rebis
I love the guy, but he kind of overdid it here. He took the already exaggerated sexiness to a point where it went full circle and she became LESS hot.

The proportions are almost comical, even if I can still fap to it.
But I love what he did with the dress, how it goes all the way down.

>Huh. Nice booby trap.

it's hard to do a no-fap run when literally anyone can post porn on Sup Forums, plus its just a click away

Just hide the thread bro.

Redheads truly are the best.

>rebis

She has a dick.

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I envy how easy you're able to bust a nut over such an overrated character.

>>doing no fap month
How come? Doesn't really do anything after ten days.

Not him, but after a week of no-fap I could almost jizz on command.

youtube.com/watch?v=Oopo9GnIous

The japs do it best

>no fap month

damn dude, you trying to build up a tolerance or what?

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Anyone have that weird CGI gif where she's just walking and her tits are bouncing? It's fanmade and I've seen it as "THIS GAME..." ads

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It's quite obvious what the imagery of this scene was implying.

i was going to post do_i_look_like_i_know_what_a_jpeg_is.mp4 but then i noticed that your image is actually a .png, so instead have some how_do_you_fuck_that_up.mp4

youtube.com/watch?v=CrH3XiMR3KA

So is Jessica a titgirl or assgirl?

She should grow bigger

Hourglass.

I like that smug expression on the jeep.

>So is WFRR2 ever going to happen?
D*sney would never allow such a thing. Unless they manage to buy out Warner, or somehow lose their own stake in the thing, there will never be a sequel.

this
i love that meth did a bunch of art of western cartoon girls

just wish he never made that SFW fat elf manga...

Gives your dick more time to recover from the choking.

>nofap
Get the fuck off Sup Forums if you're serious about this. Hell, get the fuck off the computer. Remove yourself from the temptation.

passing over temptation makes you feel better in the end, it's a sign of will

>Doesn't really do anything after ten days.
Really?

The rebound of your test level plateaus at around seven days, so if you're doing nofap for chemical reasons the effects don't change after that.
If you're doing it because you're trying to fix your penis' sensitivity, it could take a little longer or a lot longer depending what state you start from.
If you're doing it to mentally decouple orgasm from porn use to improve your sex life, same as above and hopefully you'd be doing noporn at the same time.
If you're doing it to practice self control, it's beneficial as long as you feel it's beneficial.

I should watch this movie sometime. Watched a video essay about the techniques used to make it and it was pretty mental. Not super into bombshells though so it hasn't topped my list.

>I should watch this movie sometime.
yes, you should

By having better art styles, for one thing.

>the state of Jessica's waist

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>the state of every anime character's nose and eyes

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I'm sorry but I cannot find a character with a waist the diameter of a fucking carton of milk attractive.

>diameter of a fucking cup of soup

ftfy

Yes. It's a pretty good parody of both old animation and noir movies.

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I'm about to go for my first no fap after today. I'm going to need source on , , and for one last hurrah before I quit jerking it and start working out

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What? The bottles are like tits?

Does it count as fapping if you just strike but don't ever climax/hit the point of no return? You know, edging?

first 2 are a japanese artist, don't know the name.

Yaya Han cosplay?

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I unironically enjoy Zimmerman's Jessica

It isn't a bad theory per se. Buzzfeed is just dumb as fuck.

god, if i saw her at a con, i would have unloaded unnatural amounts of jizz all the fuck over.

so did i for the first 750 pieces
now I'm kinda done with them

For that to happen, there would have to be interest from Disney (or whoever owns the rights to the original characters in the film) to make a sequel or spin-off or something. I know attempts have been made at making a new Roger Rabbit film in the decades since its release, but I don't even know if anyone would care, much less if it would work without getting Warner Bros. and Disney on board with that once-in-a-lifetime situation again.

Frankly, I wouldn't want anyone to try, anyway. The original film is a technical marvel and a great film besides. Making a sequel with greenscreened toons and whatnot would just seem cheap and lazy in comparison.

Also they would tone Jessica the hell down because of course they would.

You know what really blows? Gianna Michaels only ever did the Jessica cosplay once, and it fucking sucked. The name "Gianna Michaels" and the word "sucked" should not be that far apart in a sentence.

>The name "Gianna Michaels" and the word "sucked" should not be that far apart in a sentence
fucking KEK

wow, it must have been nice to have jessica rabbit around to give disney animation an excuse to draw a sexualized character. They'll probably never ever do this ever again ever never ever.

>They'll probably never ever do this ever again ever never ever.
That's four evers.

:^)

>no fap month

Literally why?
And don’t give me any health bullshit. I’ve seen people break the “no fap thing” and then publicly whine about it to be humiliated. It’s a sexual thing clearly because they fucking LOVE talking about it.

Your testosterone levels drop when you've fapped, and start building back up after a few days.

Think it's a week or so after last ejaculation they reach peak, so helps build muscles or whatever easier in the gym

>People always complain about Jessica's exaggerated proportions
>When the whole point is she's meant to be an exaggeration of proportions in the first place

Being that I’m literally studying for a position as a Sexologist- bullshit.

1- Your testosterone isn’t on tap through your dick. That’s fucking ridiculous. It’s a popular misconception spread by coaches so that players in athletics won’t be exhausted being up all night through sex. (Or up to late because they’ll wake up early for last minute pre-game training). People took it to means you just burst out all your testosterone and the urban myth spread.
2- After you’ve stopped falling, your body will be forced to absorb the sperm. Seeing that you have a higher production vs storage capacity, it’ll treat it potentially like foreign invaders, which can lead to flu-like symptoms.
3- After prolonged unuse, you’ll see a reduction in testicular size. No not like fucking raisins they won’t drop off but it is measurable. Obviously something in use vs something in disuse, you’ll see differences.
4- I know for a fact that any differences people see are differences they’ll WANT to see “I am becoming STRONGER.jpg”. I’ve seen it myself, some of these rumors going on the edge of being 18th bullshit “I can see again!”-tier myth.

its great because she is a bunch of meta jokes in one character. she's not just a throw back to the sexy anthropomorphism of that era but an even more exaggerated version of it.

>Sexologist

That'd better give you a PhD or something, be a hell of a party-bragger

>I have a porsche
>I own a law firm
>I have a doctorate in Sexology

Anyway, thanks for clarifying. Was never sure on if it was bogus or not, just telling you their probable reasons

What is your opinion on the growing epidemic of sexlexia?

Maybe they forgot a space between 'a' and 'sexual'.

It is in my professional opinion that we must make thrusts into society to educated. We need to spread out message all over the faces of the youth so that undertanding can penetrate their supple naivety.

Did you know he's drawn almost 1,500 images of Jessica Rabbit?

I want you to let that sink in for a moment. That's at least 150 drawings a year by one guy.

Dude is dedicated to his waifu