Dastardly & Muttley #3 (of 6) storytime

Time for this week's issue of the second best Ennis mini currently being released.

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Nice, thanks OP

So the world is turning into Toon Town or what?

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Seems like it, there were other people acting like toons in #1 and #2. It's caused the same thing that turned Muttley into a furry.

Looks that way.

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>MO
I don't get that reference

I presume they're supposed to be Zilly and Klunk?

Sure, Zee. Sure.

>zilly got femmed
>klunk got blacked
guess it was inevitable, thanks Obama
Wait, isn't Zilly a coward? How are they going to make that work with the Stronky Womyn Act of 2017?

I'm guessing yes

Oh boy here we go

>oh hayulp
gee, I dunno

>HAYULP

Are we sure she's not supposed to be Penelope Pitstop?

More than likely.

Thanks for posting, I was afraid I was gonna have to storytime it on a Thursday like the last issue
These Hanna-Barbera comics have no business being as good as they are

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>dat rape face lower right

Calling it now, they're going to fail to stop the Pig One.

In the final pages it will transform into a pigeon and the entire world will have been converted to Hanna Barbera style.

>those call signs
Zilly and Klunk confirmed.

My dumb ass commenting ahead of time. Anyway, carrying on.

The quality level isn't amazing across the board, but even the bad ones are pretty entertaining. When they're good, they're fantastic.

I'd be okay with that ending.

My fucking sides

>Donner und blitzen!
The German phrases in this have been priceless

>that fourth panel
Perfect.

fucking fake news liberal media won't even let you hospitalize a man on live television anymore

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>MO again
officially confused now

Last page, ending on a cliffhanger. Thanks for reading.

That last mug shot needs a better crop job than I can manage.

cant decide if this comic is funny or just straight up horror

Comedy horror is a thing, you know.

HOLY SHIT

something can have moments of hilarious levity, while still dealing with disturbing subject matter
see: Sopranos, Twin Peaks

Can't it be both?

Holy fuck the sound effect pushes that straight into downright horrifying for me. Jesus christ.

It's both.

And strangely enough it's probably the tamest Ennis comic I've read since that one comic he did for 2000AD with Philip Bond on art, what was it, Time Flies or something like that?

What a wonderful mess this book has been so far.

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I love how surreal this is. it genuinely interests me to read on just to understand this madness

not a fan of this cover

actually prefer this cover

What the fuck is going on?

Jesus fucking Christ

Great job!

what in the fuck

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>slappa slappa slappa

oh yeees.

>So the world is turning into Toon Town or what?

Last issue had War Pig One spraying his hallucinogens over the ocean and a shark turned straight up into Jabberjaw.

>I'm out of here!

Thanks, OP.

this is going to be in "one page threads" forever

Toon violence is horrifying on the nontoons

Bamp

What's the other mini?

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it seems that whatever is caussing this, is slowly transforming these soldiers into the crew of the original Dastardley and Muttley cartoon.

where can you download vols 1 and 2?

Zee/Zilly seems to be taking a few cues from Penelope Pitstop as well.

>War pig one

>Pig one

>Pigeon.

yeah, i REALLY need to read the first issues, i mean, isnt the messenger pigeon originally an american agent, since the Dastardly crew were german?

Yes, but like if WFRR was a horror movie.

Im pretty sure WFRR already had a good chunk of horror elements.

mainly with Judge Doom himself.

I'm wracking my brain for a cartoon that did anything remotely like this.

Maybe something from Fleischer?

tom & jerry, looney tunes.

its a classic gag. its just that its hard to remember them becuase, well, WHO THE FUCK COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING!?

>mountains
>hamburg
Boy, I hope somebody was fired for that blunder

>Neuf
For fuck's sake, it's neun. (Though it's eins-eins-null in Germany). Does nobody proofread these?

You know its supposed to be cartoon physics but with a serious setting it really look terrifying

The links should still be active in the win-o archives.

Christ,that face looks like it came from an old Tales from the Crypt.

I can't tell if they're going for comedy or horror.

I just remembered this, about a minute fifty in.
youtube.com/watch?v=3bVgxqBzV6Y

That poor girl just saw her father die to her musical instrument at her recital in the most horrifying way. This comic is hilarious and horrifying.

Thank you, OP!

This is cool and all, but I still want them to get in their car.

>Nuremberg ne'er-do-wells

Oh, my fucking god this comic. This is great.

>saying cotton-pickin' to a black man
oh Ennis

well War Pig One was an American drone

they can't CATCH THE PIG ONE in a car, user

Any chance anyone could post a link to the archive stroytiming the previous issues?

The world already is toon town. This is just bringing it to light

So, let me guess, this is basically Crossed, but better?

Gay Tumblr hair in GENDER POLITICS America’s glorious OBAMA BENGHAZI Armed Forces bump.

Permanently delitized?

Kill yourself

#1: desuarchive.org/co/thread/95823699
#2: desuarchive.org/co/thread/95942073

Thanks.

Is Wakcy race land as good?

I don't think Dick speaks German.

Not that it matters, as 911 is not the emergency number in europe (it's the 100).

While you can blame this on Dick's ignorance, it's also worth noting that that german guy saying it is rapture in the previous issue make very little sense, as it's actually mostly an US thing and most europeans aren't even familiar with the concept.

So why didn't the fellas who got their guts Kung Pao'd in the second comic immediately start gushing blood and organs everywhere? Toon violence works differently from person to person or something?

El Presidente didn't get blood and organs everywhere either, he just turned into spaghetti.