What's the most iron/green/redpilled way to take a shower?

What's the most iron/green/redpilled way to take a shower?

ie hormones get out!

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piss under the shower.

what are you even trying to imply?

I think you might be mentally ill.

fuck

Cold (not too cold) shower every morning, hot shower (not too hot) every night. Don't use the chemical jew, use natural soaps. Also use natural conditioners for your hair. Make sure you use scrubbing glove (not sure if it's the proper word) or something like that

Time your BMs so that they happen while you shower, that way you can minimize the amount of money you have to pay the paper jew.

This
Also what an idiotic thread

CTR NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE

THEY RAN OUT OF IDEAS FOR SLIDE THREADS

DON'T SAGE, JUST HIDE AND DON'T RESPOND

I'm glad to see that there are others in the world who do this too.

Use a good water filter. I guess they are easily available at infowars.com. I guess there will be some interisting sales on Nov. 8th.

Fpbp

ill take this

been doing this as long as I can remember

sorry

already looking into this


Thanks guys. I can delete the thread if you want to make room for real shit.

It's a good question for the record, just a stupid thread
see ya

A fucking hexagram

If you are always having liquid diarrhea you need to see a doctor.

Shower once every two days.

>Implying I'm not a fucking spirit cooking accessory
Some credit, please

contrast showers

Enough force and water makes any shit a diarrhea-like consistency, user.

james bond shower. get in hot. go cold. no showers longer than a minute.

i hope this is bait you fucking disgusting rat

Rainwater solar shower w/ low flow showerhead and pure castile soap. Grey water is collected afterwards to fertilize your garden

Morning
>fast deep breaths
>pushups
>cold shower (not fucking freezing though, but don't be a bitch)

Night
>warm shower (not fucking hot though, hot water fucks your skin and hair up)
>slow deep breaths

General
>wash body everyday with a scrubby brush
>don't shampoo unless it's actually greasy
>look up the common irritants in soaps and stay away from them
>Dr. Bronners is some god tier shit. I use the peppermint in the morning, combined with cold water it's like being electrified wakes you up like a motherfucker. I use lavender if i'm showering before bed, soothing as fuck. Shit also lasts forever and you can use as shampoo as well if you want.
>for shampoo though, get the medicated t-gel from drug store. kinda smells like old people, but your scalp will never itch again and it doesn't dry your hair. I'm pretty sure they put some sort of tar/burnt sap in there.

Don't forget to moisturize either my dude.

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showering in your own feces is disgusting you fucking pig

Jesus christ lads, I don't mean I shit in the shower. Just that you have to wipe less diligently if you know you're washing your whole body immediately afterwards.

I'm not showering in my own feces, I'm washing it down the drain. And then the new water washes any poopie left on my body when I'm done. What's wrong, user? Sad I found an all-natural workaround that lets me save my shekels?

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Do people save pastas as a txt file or what?
Legitimately curious

Fucking typical rat Saudi. People call him out, he flips and tries to pretend he never held that opinion in the first place.

yes they do

Lol, good one americuck

see

Terrible

>copypasta
>copy
What the fuck else do you think people do with it? Type it out each time?

Go be jewish elsewhere

cold only
dont wash unless you have to
ie sex, work, messy shit

This. Cold showers increase testosterone.

It's not practically inefficient, it just triggers my autism to know you quickly open up a txt file and scroll through to find the relevant pasta
Or do you have a file for each pasta?
Either way it triggers me
Fuck off SA go be a shitskin somewhere else
Wait are we enemies

Icy cold water
No shampoo