>Live in rural Florida, off to the local feed mill to get two 40 pound bags of Pure Salt for well water >It's fucking 90+ degrees Fahrenheit out with the heat index, have to be quick >Grab the salt bags in the middle of the hot parking lot in front of the feed mill, something hops out from under the salt >It's a fucking tree frog >Grab it so it doesn't roast, it sits on my index finger and smiles at me as I move it to cooler ground >I take a picture of it still smiling
Kek thread. From the salt it arose to gaze upon me and smile. Trump will win.
And people want MORE PROOF than this?! Fucking heretics!
Adrian Lewis
praise kek
Jeremiah Sullivan
From salt to water softener he hid until I was ready to be witnessed.
Samuel Flores
Shadiloo.
Leo Brooks
good job onan
Hudson Taylor
That thing is cute af
Ian Moore
Hidden among the salt.
Ayden Bell
He a smug boy
Chase Hall
...
Zachary Sanchez
This is adorable and a sign. We shall see the end together
Landon Moore
>smiling at me
Nigga, it's a frog.
They're literally not mentally capable of the ability to show complex emotion. The fucker didn't know what you were doing. It's face always looks like that from an upward angle.
Only mammals, birds, and a small set of special other cases are able to have appreciation or "like" someone/something.
Kevin Martin
Cute kek
Praise
Kayden Reyes
I hate stacking these fucking bags.
Samuel Howard
He's a cutie
Jeremiah Foster
Its only like 83 in Florida right now u liar
Asher Perry
what a cutey potootey!
Jaxon Nguyen
It's a sign.
A sign that you are on the vurge of whitnessing the greatest explosion of left wing salt since 1933.
Are you even aware of how utterly autistic you are
Owen Torres
cute frog dude! what did you do with him in the end?
Lincoln Long
I moved him to cooler grass with some bushes away from the sun. Didn't want to take him from his habitat.
Jeremiah Thompson
Praise Kek
Ryder Wilson
Praise kek, fuck Moloch!!!
Leo Cruz
>not knowing about our God >not knowing that KEK works in mysterious ways >not knowing that our Frog God presents itself to anons that wish to be spoken to
how much of a fucking normie are you? and you should kill youself
Dominic Watson
Kek is adorable, he has those big, round anime and manga eyes.
Jaxon Cox
>digits do not confirm fuck off faggot
Caleb Bailey
...
Kevin Ramirez
I got this necklace from like an antique hipster type store back in like 2014 way before all this kek stuff. Back when kek was still the orc translation for lol
Now I treat is as a rosary pretty much
Robert Hall
You'll be hung with the rest of the traitors once Kek reveals his will.
Ayden Reyes
Learn to read faggot.
Noah James
then a snake ate him...good job prick
Julian Walker
>hrr drr shitpost from my shit smelling farm until I get my desired outcome
John Gonzalez
Is this CTR? Come on, man. Disinfo campaign is over, Trump won.
Zachary Rivera
THE SALT HARVEST WILL BE LEGENDARY
PRAISE KEK
Sebastian Morgan
All that salt is for Hillary supporters after Nov.8. Kek wills it.
Hudson Morris
Praise Kek, His Greatness.
If Kek has it, this thread will be blessed by His power.
Gabriel Scott
Cute
Leo Perry
You have been granted good luck by Kek. Use it wisely.
Camden Long
Look after him OP
Oliver Ross
kek be praised
Benjamin Perez
witness
Sebastian Wilson
>off to the local feed mill to get two 40 pound bags of Pure Salt for well water
Elaborate burger bumkin. What the fuck is salt for well water? >Am city dweller
Lucas Martin
Cute!
Anthony Stewart
adopt it
Matthew Morales
Do you know this story, The frog and the bull, and its morale?
Justin Hall
Checked, brother. We will make America great again.
There are multiple types of salt or softener used, usually for hard water. It also helps with removing the sulfur smell that well water is unfortunately coupled with.
I didn't want to impose upon one of His disciples. If it is around when I return, I will make a terrarium for it.
Juan Morris
go away with your stupid frog, you country hick
Camden Jackson
Czech'd
Nicholas Rogers
>There are multiple types of salt or softener used, usually for hard water. It also helps with removing the sulfur smell that well water is unfortunately coupled with. thanks. Learn something new every day.
Kayden Robinson
Hi redd*t
Liam Adams
Kek guide us
Nicholas Kelly
Praise Kek!
Asher Hughes
PRAISE KEK
Nolan Reyes
Kek is here
Nolan Torres
nice big smile there
Austin Martinez
KAWAAAAAIIIIIっっっ
also, PRAISE KEK
Adam Hernandez
be careful there
Luke Sanchez
>on phone with another user praising kek >fag in living room denies existence of kek >remind him he's a fag >later asks how his watch adjusted itself to daylight savings
Praise Fucking Kek r a i s e
f u c k i n g
k e k
Michael Morgan
a cute!
Easton Flores
Checked. He wills it
Samuel Garcia
PRAISE KEK
Julian Thomas
Praise him
Gabriel Green
The harvesting of salt has basically been confirmed as an honorable practice for any man that praises kek through this post.
Julian Taylor
praise kek lads.
Nolan Campbell
witnessed digit difference
HAIL KEK
Alexander Nelson
Masonic digits confirmed. Praise be.
Ryder Baker
PRAISE SALT?
Ian Martinez
>KEK, AMONG THE SALT
Gavin Butler
THE SALT OF LIBERAL TEARS
PRAISE KEK
Connor Lopez
>Be Florida user. >Find this big fucking toad in my backyard. >On the exact day Trump announced he was running for President. Was it a sign?
Robert Reed
>Double dubs.
It was a sign.
Carter Howard
It would appear so.
Austin Gray
Kek reveals himself in mysterious ways.
Trump will win.
Jaxson Morris
PRAISE
Elijah Richardson
SALT FROM THE LIBTARD TEARS WHEN TRUMP WINS, IT'S A SIGN
David Jones
TRUMP BLESSED BY KEK CONFIRMED
Carson Bennett
HIGH ENERGY THREAD he's with us so make sure to check em
