>Out This Week: Star Wars Rebels S4E5/6: "The Occupation/Flight of the Defender" (Mon 30) The Legends of Luke Skywalker (Journey to The Last Jedi) (Tue 31) Darth Vader #7: Legacy's End (Wed 1)
Tortured in imperial prison, rescued but too weak, had to put his brain in a jar, saved by Rebel Operator Willrow Hood, put into the AI core of the Resistance cruiser The Raddus to control it like a Warhammer dreadnought
Jack Carter
Are there any lewds of the actress that plays Rey?
Owen Hernandez
I would unironically love this.
Colton Reyes
This book is shit, SHIT!
Aaron Rivera
She did a nude scene in a movie once
As a corpse
Henry Taylor
It's legends about Luke Skywalker, Jedi, not Luke Skywalker being a legendary Jedi, true, but calling it shit seems a bit over the top, user.
Joseph Sullivan
Typecast, eh?
Hunter Gray
Well Sheeve, there's plenty if you're into foreheads and calves. not much beyond her greatest performance
Juan Watson
I guess I was expecting more substance?
Mason Roberts
What's wrong with it?
Blake Young
I'd cup that
Owen Gray
I know how this might sound, especially as it adds nothing to any actual discussion, but I just want to thank /swco/ for indirectly convincing me to properly rewatch and reconsider the prequel trilogy. I'm still not head over heels for them, but I think I have a better appreciation for the era. RoTS in particular was quite good, as was the various chunks of TCW that I watched. As stupid as it sounds I would have likely continued ignoring them if it hadn't been for you guys.
I'll be honest and say I still liked The Force Awakens and am excited for The Last Jedi. Although as I plan to rewatch the rest of the films in order, I'm slightly worried TFA will finally fall apart on a third viewing. I hope not.
Aaron Parker
u cheeky shit, that joke was 100% planned
Aaron Ramirez
Fuck off, prequelfag
Angel Wood
You might enjoy reading this: friesian.com/starwars.htm It's long but insightful, and should give you a new appreciation for the prequels.
Gavin Lopez
/swco/ made me appreciate the prequels a hell of a lot more too.
Dominic Thompson
>six stories of "I know this guy who knows this guy who talked to this guy who claims his friend met Luke Skywalker" >lot of them told by obnoxious narrators >some of them don't actually have Luke in them >as said it's Luke doing nothing >some of them are really insulting to Luke making him really stupid due to the narrator >boring >entirely forgettable
Owen Parker
I don't think we'll see a substantial stories of post-ROTJ Luke for a while. I have the hope that will be Filoni's next series, but I'm not counting on it.
Connor Johnson
>prequel defense force false flagging this hard
Jace Sanders
>>entirely forgettable I'll never forget what's-her-name, the conspiracy theory spouting engineer. Luke Clodhopper
James Butler
The equivalent of a folding chair being thrown into a crowd.
Henry Scott
>Century Turkey
Colton Bailey
>what's-her-name See what I mean? >spoiler I didn't care for that story, but I could see people enjoying the gimmick of it
Ian Morgan
>I don’t like the prequels >ONLY BECAUSE OF PLINKETT YOU FUCKING DRONE >/swco/ shaped my opinions on the PT >wtf I love peer pressure now
Hunter Lewis
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Samuel Nguyen
Based Rian
Alexander Phillips
>I could see people enjoying the gimmick of it Imagining all the looks on Luke's face as she went on and on and on made it for me. Spear fishing from giant Albatrosses was pretty cool too. It also tied in to the newer idea that the force isn't just Jedi and Sith beating each other over the head. Plus this quote coming in before the release of TLJ - "The elder shook her head and laughed. “I can only wish that someday you’ll also be pestered by a student as persistent to learn what you do not wish to teach.”"
Michael Walker
>popular famous people tell him to hate a thing loudly and publicly to fit in >unpopular anonymous neckbeards tell him to try to enjoy something instead of being filled with hatred >the first is somehow a good thing while the second is bad I feel like there's a moral here that just so happens to be covered in the pertinent film franchise.
Jesus Christ Disney. Keep it in your fucking pants you greedy fucks
Jeremiah Cruz
Or maybe they’re both acceptable, because hearing other people talk about opinions is a valid way to shape your own.
Charles Harris
Is that you Tarantino?
Jace Jenkins
>we're living in the Disney owns star wars timeline Just kill me now
Julian Wright
There is no need to be jelly user, you and me would do the same thing if we were in Disneys shoes
Charles Torres
be massive throbbing cocks about it?
Carter Powell
There's something about geese and golden eggs that might apply here. Theater chains and individual theater's are under no obligation to show any movie. It would be hilarious if JJ's episode nine wound up being direct to video, because no theater was willing to show it.
Daniel Ramirez
That's why theatres won't allow it, Their industry is dying. Disney are being vile gangsters but they know exactly what they're doing. Sucks for me a little bit because now my popcorn and drink will be more expensive.
William Cook
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Xavier Sanchez
B-Based Disney, amirite guys? F-Fuck Lucas!
Juan Bailey
Their industry is dying because they're more predatory than corporate Hollywood. They've long since out-jewed actual literal Hollywood Jews by making people paying 20 bucks to sit in cramped seats around loud assholes for two hours and get confections for 10 dollars a pop WITH NO INTERMISSIONS TO PEE - IF YOU NEED TO GO, YOU MISS THE FUCKING MOVIE
People are tired of theaters' shit, and it's not a big wonder that the likes of Disney are rushing along a long downward spiral that has been 70 years in the making.
Nathan Miller
Jesus fucking Christ Disney. You're not hurting for money at all! There is no reason to be this petty! I guarantee they will pull this for Infinity Wars.
Connor Myers
>buying food at the theater
Parker Ward
is it getting hot in here?
Dominic Sanders
>WITH NO INTERMISSIONS TO PEE - IF YOU NEED TO GO, YOU MISS THE FUCKING MOVIE
I should have been born in the fifties or something.
>20 bucks to sit in cramped seats around loud assholes for two hours and get confections for 10 dollars a pop WITH NO INTERMISSIONS TO PEE - IF YOU NEED TO GO, YOU MISS THE FUCKING MOVIE 55 percent of the first few weeks' ticket take goes directly to the studio. The theaters are stuck nickle and dimeing the audience on non-ticket revenue to stay in the black. Look for ones with liquor licenses. They're 21+, here in the states anyway.
Chase Hernandez
It's a looper video? Thanks for saving me a click.
Angel Cox
RIP those theaters, Disney will blacklist them from getting their future films
>it's okay when Theaters act like total jews by charging ridiculous prices but when the studios do it back at them it's wrong
Aaron Green
Back when the studios actually had some ownership over the theaters?
Brayden Gray
Nowhere in my post did I imply that at all, my guy
Mason Wood
>WITH NO INTERMISSIONS TO PEE - IF YOU NEED TO GO, YOU MISS THE FUCKING MOVIE Thanks for reminding of the time I sat through the last hour an a half of the tfa premiere wanting to piss out a jumbo dr pepper
Samuel Hernandez
Im a leaf, you europoor scum
Jose Moore
What's the leaf life like user?
Asher Hernandez
You think that's any better?
Evan Roberts
I really don't get why people claim the Death Star vent was a plot hole. It was ventilation, and was a hole the size of a manhole cover on a moon size space ship. That's like having a car that can fall apart if a straw went through a hole in its side. I really don't get why people think that a hole that tiny was a plot hole on a moon sized ship.
Samuel Green
>person has in demand product >they leverage that for more money Gee what a shock
Luke Gutierrez
Slightly.
Sebastian Perry
It's like watching the world go to shit around you and wondering when its gonna reach where you live.
Xavier Jenkins
The very first time I watched ROTS in 2005 in theaters, I was painfully crushed to learn it was the longest Star Wars movie ever made, as I was forced to wait an extra half hour to keep my bladder from bursting. with cool air conditioning to make it worse
Adam Hill
>Not peeing Literally five minutes before the kino
Samuel Evans
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Levi Gray
Alright, what is Disney saving up money for to purchase?
Carson Thompson
Why didn't the Empire blow up Yavin first then Yavin 4?
Luke Reed
>not wearing a diaper
Camden Torres
>person has in demand product They over estimate the amount of inelastic demand. Massive losses follow.
Eli Martin
Movie Theaters fucking suck.I only go to them for Star Wars movies now, and even then if I was rich enough to have a home theater I would just pirate the movie or wait for the Blu Ray and watch it there.
Ryan Nguyen
Gotta get that funding for the live action hour long episodes of the Old Republic TV show
Nicholas Roberts
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David Morales
Or Nintendo. I was going to guess that the Death Star can't blow up a planet that big.
Blake Lopez
How long does it take for the Death Star to recharge after firing?
Parker Barnes
24hrs for the first ~20 minutes for the second
Noah Barnes
24hrs is a lot of time for the rebels to escape if the Empire fired on Yavin first.
Evan Flores
The main reason it works is because the Empire doesn't think such a small target would be worth covering. Hell, Dodonna points this out in the movie. Once someone on the Death Star catches on to what the rebels are trying to do, Tarkin just blows it off because he's too overconfident.
Vader literally foreshadows this by warning them not to be too proud of it because its power is insignificant next to the Force. Luke then uses the Force to guide what is otherwise a next to impossible shot.
Oliver Thompson
>Movie Theaters fucking suck. They don't suck; people do. I've neither a home theater set-up nor a VR helmet upon which to watch movies, but I still eschew movie theaters to watch releases on my home equipment instead, since the only people there are the ones I've invited.
Angel Hill
>I was going to guess that the Death Star can't blow up a planet that big. I figured it being a gas giant probably posed an issue.
Liam Robinson
>Star Wars >massive losses Choose one, user
Christopher Watson
>people hating on movie theaters Y’all niggas need Alamo Drafthouse
Jack Brown
we need to shit post this pablos way, i think he would like it.
Austin Sanders
Nothing is invincible, user. Even Star Wars can fall.
Adam Cook
Something like star wars bleeds out and that takes time.
Anthony Rivera
Pride goeth before a fall, user.
Dylan Ward
>make a movie about a sentence from the original opening crawl >get $1.5billion Star Wars = free money
Nathaniel Harris
>luke sounds like the animated joker the whole movie
Brayden Bell
It was more like a paragraph but yea i agree with you.
Elijah Butler
Hubris, user, isn't just what Jews tell their infant sons.
>Why didn't the Empire blow up Yavin first then Yavin 4? A better question is, why didn't the Emipre, when half of Yavin 4 was presenting it's self, not destroy THAT half of the planet? 50/50 chance that the Rebel base was on that half of the planet. And if not, the resulting destruction of that event (earthquakes, loss of atmosphere) would make it very unlikely that anyone would survive on the other half. And they could reload. Tarkin, for all his glorious hats, made a bad tactical decision.
Hudson Clark
Planets don’t work like that in Star Wars, user. Planets = cities in SW. OCCASIONALLY a planet will almost take the role of a country, but that’s rare.
Tyler Gonzalez
I would imagine that a non direct shot could have enough power to go through it and continue into space. A risk that could have all sorts of repercussions.
Robert Nelson
meth wolves > loth wolves
Oliver Sanders
the cowboy hat in the thumbnail makes him look like a Rodian
Brody Lee
>major military base >half a fleet >heavy equipment >not mentioning hundreds of thousands of planetside personnel >lot of time No, user. Also, how the hell would the Rebels bypass the Death Star? A military of that size could not make a retreat in that short amount of time. Especially being blockaded.
