So he basically lost his anal virginity

So he basically lost his anal virginity.

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Fuck Jean Grey

This is rape. This innocent gay man doens't know it but he's about to rape bobby. And damn her for doing this to both of them.

They had no reason to make old Bobby gay. The younger versions are explicitly from a different timeline, who gives a fuck if they're different. Alt versions of characters are FOR fucking around with. But no, let's ignore actual continuity and make memes canon. I hope Bendis chokes to death

Gross.

Jean is a monster.

>implying Mystique and Polaris were never into pegging

Imagine some semblance of old bobby is in there fully aware of what's happening to him but not being able to help himself. Poor sod.

God, this gets more and more fucked up as time goes on. Imagine when he reverts back to his old self and has to come to terms with what happened to him. And yes, I used "when" and not "if". You know he's gonna turn back as soon as someone with a brain gets enough power within Marvel to do so.

This is going to stick. There's no way that you can roll this shit back now that they have

the thing that triggers me most is how quickly everything happened, and that he will be fucking a boring civilian flatscan.

are Rictor and Shatterstar still a thing? couldnt he be "initiated" by Rictor?

I don't read post 2000 MARVEL, what's going on in pic related?

From the looks of the comments, it sounds like some sort of SJW bullshit retardery involving Jean Gray brain-washing some character into liking men, my guess is for some other retard stupid reason like "he doesn't approve of teh gays" which makes the story make even less sense since this would just lead to him being traumatized if he were to revert back to his regular old self since he's not technically in control of his own thoughts or feelings.

Am I understanding this correctly?

Why are they so square

It's more like Jean got jealous that Bobby was starring at Magik so she turned him gay

They were explicitly *not* from another timeline until something something secret wars

Oh, so she's a dyke as well then?

Why are there so many faggots in the MARVEL universe? Like, literally. I mean, DC managed to do something interesting with lesbo Batwoman that wasn't complete trash, why can't MARVEL do it as successfully?

>Oh, so she's a dyke as well then?
No, it's that she was butthurt that he was the only one in the O5 that wasn't fawning over her.

Technically, the story goes that he was just closeted, and Teen Jean just outed both Bobby and Teen Bobby because she can read their minds.

It was pretty sketchy, and the fact that Bobby did a complete 180 into gayness seemed weird, since he had girl love interests before. Like, they couldn't even make him bi and keep that part of his character intact?

They're still from 616. It's just that the timeline repaired itself after they left to fix the paradox.

The more I'm informed of these petty personal dramas, the less I regret having stopped reading Marvel.

Is this really all they publish anymore?

>since she can read their minds

But she doesn't factor in personal choice? Sounds like a villain to me senpai.

THIS ISN'T FAIR. I JUST WANTED MORE GAY HEROES SO THERE WOULD BE MORE PORN. BUT MODERN MARVEL IS SO SHIT THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT IT. NOW I'M FUCKING STUCK WITH THIS THIS FUCKING HARDON AND THIS DUMBASS BOOK WHERE EVERYBODY SPEAKS EXACTLY THE SAME WAY.

For some reason Media trying to be inclusive doesn't think bi people exist.

Or they are just trying to pander extra hard to gay people, who can be INCREDIBLY hateful and discriminatory when it comes to bisexuals (Not "real gay" / Only doing it for attention which should belong to gay people / etc etc...).

>Is this really all they publish anymore?
Yes, they publish ~80 books a month and they're literally all just gay guys kissing each other and psychic teenagers doing ethically dubious things.

I wouldn't be surprised. The last thing I remember Marvel publishing was Civil War, and I heard it was seriously underwhelming.

>Bobby you're bi
>...And?
>Why do I only hear you make comments about women?
>Oh, okay-Hey Warren, your ass looks great!
>Thanks buddy, I know it!
>There you go Jean, happy now?
>not really

And the day was saved.

This was the funniest writing I've seen from MARVEL in years. You should apply.

She will never let him go. Ever.

lol

please tell me that's not actually in the comic. I honestly wouldn't put it past marvel

This gives me an erection.

Last time I read X-Men he got that Opal girlfriend of his being kidnapped by those cyborg ninjas or something. So they made him gay... just because?

I wish. That's too good for modern marvel.

Pretty much. Gay-ing a character is much easier than un-gaying him. People will throw a fit for "gay erasure" nevermind that they may not even care about the character in the first place. Bobby will stay this way for a decade at a minimum. Best we can hope is that he stays relationship free.

It never happened to Bobby, but Teen Jean is still evil

Why is Jean such a cunt?

Save for the hair, this is a horrible case of sameface.

It's not like someone just pressed a button labelled, Let's make Bobby gay. It's not like that's exactly what happened.

No, you're not, but given that block of text you vomited out I'd say you don't understand most things correctly.

Why do I find it so hilarious that he literally comes flying onto frame, surfing on ice...He's just so casual about it while his friend is having a melt-down.

Given your reaction to my block of text, I'd say you think most people don't understand most things correctly because you're an SJW faggot.

Why are they pretending like gay men act like a straight couple? They are men they don’t need all the set up and foreplay like women. They would just whip it out

>So he basically lost his anal virginity.
It’s so weird how gays main form of making love involved the hole they poop from. Not like that’s just what they do when things get kinky or because your gf is giving you a present but it’s like every day that hole farts, goes shit and releases human waste and then “makes love”

>They are men they don’t need all the set up and foreplay like women

But I like the foreplay...Adds flavor and nuance.

I bet the farts tickle when you stick it in.

Truly, the gay form of a cloaca.

Animals with cloaca can reproduce. Fags are mentally defective perverts.

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So bisexuality doesn't exist?

So that's why kids love comic books nowadays?

>THIS DUMBASS BOOK WHERE EVERYBODY SPEAKS EXACTLY THE SAME WAY.
I remember pointing this out in storytimes a bit back and told I was full of shit. Bobby and his parents read like the writer talking to themself and some of the dialogue reads like thinly veiled, one-sidef political arguments instead of a group of people talking.

The characters have no nuance or personal agency. They just exist to serve their role.

He probably regenerated the hole with own ice magic right after.

Kids? Oh no, according to Marvel, only lesbians and gender-queer snowflakes read comics.

I may be wrong but isn't anal sex a rather messy process that requires first to clean the butthole of the individual getting fucked?

I dont think people can just have butt sex whenever they want, if they dont want to risk touching poop

But I thought gays dress like a women before the sex.

Meanwhile the current books treat her like a spunky go getter we should root for.

It's really hard to tell how much of stuff like this is writers intentionally revolting against editorial and how much is sheer insanity. Because we know some of it is the former.

How would that even work? Isn't Bobby icy-cold incide? The other dude's penis would just shrink.

Maybe he is into sph

Why can't lesbians and gender-queers invent own superheroes?

Oh god just think about it
>Mind raped Bobby eventually will settle down with a man.
>He'll love Bobby and Bobby with think he loves him.
>Eventually when Bobby's mind is restored he'll freak out, traumatized by years and years of rape, and push his husband away, maybe even telling him he's a monster.
>Only half understanding the situation, his partner, wracked with guilt and grief takes his own life.
>Bobby now had to deal with the trauma he endured, and the guilt he feels at this man's death.

Marvel has been on a downward slope for years because of this writing, so my guess is genuine insanity.

I mean, the top 10 comic sales for September had Marvel taking up only 2 spots. The rest were nearly all DC. Harley Quinn sold more issues than Amazing Spider Man.

Beyond the whole gay thing I hate that normal people especially his family are just fine being around Bobby. Yeah the mutants understand what he went through but pic related happened and hundreds of thousands of people were probably killed by Bobby in the span of a few days.

>Why are they pretending like gay men act like a straight couple? They are men they don’t need all the set up and foreplay like women. They would just whip it out

I was gonna take issue with that so I'm glad someone else did. But my issue was more like how normies in general can't just be honest about sex. "Lets pretend to watch something and then just have sex instead." Normies can't just honestly do a thing, straight-forward without some roundabout bullshit pre-text. And you're right, because I think that pre-text is female-inspired. Females are the dishonest, irresponsible ones.

If men had their way it would be honest and straight forward.

>Male: "Want to have sex?"

>Partner: "Okay!"

>And sex happens.

With women it's like

>Male: "Want to have sex?"

>Female: "Sex? SEX?! HOW DARE YOU ASK ME TO DO THIS WITH YOU! I DONT DO SEX THINGS! IM JUST HERE FOR NON SEXUAL ACTIVITIES WITH SOMEONE I FIND SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE.

>Male:"Oookkaayy... lets watch a movie then?"

>Mid way into the movie the male starts kissing the female who isn't even paying attention to the movie

>Sex happens

>Rinse and repeat all the while she insists she's not a sexy sex-have who likes sex, but by sheer coincidence somehow it happened.

The underlying point here she goes through these roundabout ways of getting sex just so all the responsibility of the whole routine is put squarely on the man, so if anything goes wrong he's to blame. I know this is a rant over a comic, but the comic was explaining how sex works to someone and it just made me think of whole bullshit that explanation is.

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>implying Marvel will go with the realistic route

Nope, they're going to make him go "oh wow, I'm a changed man, lets be together forever even though I loved you through will that wasn't of my own"

...is...is that young boy standing with Bobby supposed to be Kitty Pride...

Holy fuck, I thought that was young Bobby but now that you mention it... Jesus Christ.

Fuck Brian Micheal "fuck your continuity"bendis

One, bisexuals in fiction have to be just gays under a different label because if you write a bisexual character into a straight relationship, then you break the "show, don't tell" rule.

Two, bisexuals are a slap on the wrist when authors want to attack White Privilege™; it's like firing only half of the bullet out of a gun cut in half, since a bisexual can still be in a straight relationship, which brings us to the above problem, but homosexuality is a one-way trip, like said.

This is the flaw with bisexuality.

If you get married to a woman, you're just straight.

If you get married to a guy, you're just gay.

Bisexuality is only really a "state" in either an open relationship (which is rare) or while dating.

Also is anyone else getting sick of the whole "mutant=gay" metaphor in the first place? I feel like it falls flat in 2017 and falls flat with in-universe context. Like why would a father or parents NOT like their child having super powers? Especially in a world where there are tons of these people and they're putting everything in danger? I'd want my kid to have powers to give him a fighting chance at surviving the insane Marvel universe.

But NOPE. Every writers writes every person who doesn't like mutants as the people who stereotypical don't like gay people. Same rhetoric, same monologues, same emotions being pulled by the reader. Now in Bobby's case the metaphor just becomes literal reality too. So what's the point of having a metaphor for hiding gayness when actual gayness is just out in the open and not caring these days?

A smart writer would move away from that. Moving the metaphor to "being born differently in general" which is what I thought it was growing up and related too, but it seems like gay people are more important than anyone else because they're sexy sex-having sexual people!

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I thought it was "mutant=racial minority"

It's actually "Mutants = whatever pressed minority are most 'topical' at the moment so hack writers can piggyback"

Jesus they can't go a single issue without obligatory 'did we remind you Iceman is gay today?' moments can we? It honestly tells you that all they care about is putting the sexuality of the character at the forefront and anything else is secondary. I kinda feel bad for gay readers, Marvel is just exploiting them for brownie points to say how "progressive" they are

Eh, the roll play is fun though. I mean I'm not going to say no if hubby just whips it out but...

And gay people that disagree with it cannot complain, because that'd make them uncle toms.

Kek. I mean Grape DID call the tentacle monster sexy so it makes sense.

Which is ironic, because in the context of the X-Men universe, they are absolutely justified in being oppressed.

It's like the problem with high power magic in a fantasy setting...If you have spellcasters capable of controlling peoples minds and bringing down meteors, of course people are going to instill laws against spellscasting or banning them/performing witch hunts.

You should see some gay x-fans, who are calling for an outright takeover of the franchise.

But if all mutants turn gay they won't be able to be the next stage of human evolution?

There is any gay couple in comics besides Midnigter and apolo that is not cringeworthy as fuck? I like some gay characters but everytime they try to push a gay couple on panel this shit end up awful.

>all the gays get married

>homosexuality wiped out in a single generation

Well that solves that....Unless, it's NOT genetic...

I don't doubt it. I'm not against gay people, what you're saying is an example of what irks me because it seems like gay people are almost always narcissistic and need everything focused on them all the time. So I don't doubt they see a metaphor applying to them like X-Men but want it to apply ONLY TO THEM and be THEIR THING.

That's when it becomes a sticky problem, you call out on it and they'll assume, project and insist you must have a problem with them being gay at all. It's not their other behaviors. THEN, that's where the redpill comes in, you have to wonder if this bullshit actually truly is part of being gay. And that's going to be gas, I don't want them around. Which is the victimhood they seem to want.

It's counter-productive it's what I'm saying. Stuff like this make me actively dislike the gay community and I don't like that.

That's what I mean, it was more umbrella feeling. Like "anyone really not in mainstream in society can relate to it" now it's "pet minorities we show off for brownie points"... You can tell how the substance core was ripped out for style.

This is something I want to see more of. But I'm afraid because of The Metaphor, if you started to write about how people who are against mutants do have legitimate concerns, it's going to immediately taken out of the universe's context as an attack on the people they're supposedly representing. That's the problem with identity politics and attaching fictional characters to modern, real life political positions and movements.

well thats a little gay

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It's pretty much definitely a purely mental thing.

how's mutant culture going?

>That's the problem with identity politics and attaching fictional characters to modern, real life political positions and movements.

Hmmm, I see where you're going with this...So what you're saying is, we need to kill the batman.

And everyone else can’t complain because then they’re homophobic. Literally nobody wins except tumblr and the SJWs and they don’t even give a shit about comics and just want everyone gay regardless of how little sense it makes

Chinspike was pretty cringeworthy, though not because he was a homosexual...

No. As time goes on Midnighter and Apollo become more and more based. I don't know why but current writers can't into stable relationships in general, and homosex in particular.

What’s funny is that they just want more gay porn . They don’t give a shit about gay rights or representation.

Midnigter and Apollo are awesome couple.

Why would mutants have a single 'culture'?

They are people all across the world with different racial, religious and cultural backgrounds.

All they are is humans with super powers, and there is pretty much no similarity between what powers their mutations will bestow upon them. Anything from being supermodels that can fly or shoot lasers all the way to some pathetic plucked chicken looking fuck or a guy whos "mutant power" is that he has blue skin or slightly longer neck than normal.

that's pretty rude, equating sexuality to how interesting one is.

This is essentially true.

Also
>gay rights

What rights are people referring to exactly? What are gay people "barred" from doing exactly?

... You know what, I'd accept it, if Bobby willingly desides to get his mind re fucked by a freindlyer psychic. Because he doesn't want to destroy the life of someone who genuinely loves him.

And fucking Jeans shit up of course.

Because comicbook writers are hacks and they can't write without invoking trite cheap drama, their limited talents fail them when a couple married or otherwise is actually happy and stable.

art imitating life

They could actually use such a scenario to match what is going on in Hollywood right now as a sort of PSA about sexual assault.

But no way is marvel smart/bold enough to do that.

>What rights are people referring to exactly? What are gay people "barred" from doing exactly?
Hey don’t ask me I’m just repeating what they shit out of their mouth.

This is fucking Kev, he deserve it

Or what if they went the Bloodshot route and decided that it was false implanted memories in order to turn him insane ala being plugged into a super computer, so that he'd hate the X-Men and work for magneto or something?