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Got Ruby pregnant.
Wat do?
second for Syrian Arab Republic
Ask Mercury or Tyrian.
yang is shit
>Rubys attempts at seducing Jaune are interoperated by Jaune, who has sisterzoned her, as proof of their deep friendship.
>Ruby's kisses are too short to be passionate loving things and she's too shy and awkward to even think of tounge. He figures they are just good bye pecks because Ruby runs at mach 5 after them somewhere else. Either to er room or outside.
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Weiss is okay
Become a loving and caring father.
or be like Raven - run away and start your own gang
Nora!
Dubs confirm.
Loving and caring father for me user.
>Pretty much everybody agrees that Summer dual-wields.
Mad DPS.
Yep
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>claims Yang is shit
>posts a trash can, calling it Yang.
Nice try user, you shall not fool me this time!
Post rape
Kick
Yang!
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STRQ prequel when?
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Never. Unless you're ok with three episodes in the off-season that create plot holes. They also replace RWBY chibi and are months in between.
Also, what manga? Is it any good? Does he get with that chick?
Arkos is best ship!
>Listen Ruby, we need to talk...
>Yeah?
>About all those chocolates you keep buying me-
>You know about those?!
>Um, yeah? Who else would they be from? Anyway, as much as I like them, I think you should stop. It's not good for my health and it must cost you a lot.
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>When he puts it in and you reach Nirvana.
If there's less RWBY Chibi then there's less Junior Detectives. As far as the manga goes, it's called My Girl. Dude had a girlfriend who ditches him and goes overseas. She dies and the dude finds out that she was pregnant when she left. He starts raising his daughter and it's all very sad and touching and shit. As far as the woman is concerned, she moves to a different branch office after things fall apart with the MC.
You are right, but the new ship that arose from its ashes is nearly as good - Jaune x Suffering.
>Ruby's attempts to seduce Jaune are more often than not, incredibly naive and sometimes taken from comic books or romance novels.
>The conflicting advice has Ruby hire some thugs to "attack" Jaune so she can ride in on a noble steed to save him.
>Things go well until Jaune somehow gets taken by the thugs to a bar.
>The thugs are actually the local law enforcement and try warning Jaune about some crazy girl in a you stripper outfit trying to hire people to attack him.
good ships dont sink
>she moves to a different branch office after things fall apart with the MC.
Fuck. Shame dude. I like happy endings.
Also the true OTP of RWBY is The Impossible Dream. Jaune x Suffering x Loneliness.
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>Fluster the Bun Edition
>Thumping intensifies.
Thats why its a submarine now! Prowling under the waves, hunting other ships.
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I'll ride this ship to the bottom of the sea if need be
You'll never take it from me!
NEVER!
It does have a happy ending, promise.
Sexy shoes.
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>Ruby notices he's nervous one day and asks him why
>"Well, apparently there's this crazy lady hiring people to attack me, I'm not sure what to do y'know?"
>"Don't worry Jaune, I'll protect you!"
>Realizes 10 seconds later who he's talking about
Ren is shocked. Shocked!
I've bookmarked it now, gonna read it tomorrow.
>Her brain starts melting trying to solve the problem of defending Jaune from herself.
Somehow, this makes sense.
Honestly Ruby would probably drop all tact or be really into grand displays of affection.
>Ruby.
>tact.
Raven is an adorable bandit who has pillaged my heart! She's strong too, I bet she can choke-hold an Ursa!
Well shit now I do ship Qrow X Winter
>Ruby creates her evil twin, Bluby.
>Bluby is the one hiring the thugs in an attempt to take Jaune for herself.
>She's also the one that took all the cookies from the jar. Especially the ones with the strawberry flavouring.
>Ruby must do battle with her evil twin to gain the affections of Jaune.
>Tough she isn't sure of exactly how to do that.
>Maybe she should consult the sage advice of her comics.
why
>I bet she can choke-hold an Ursa!
With her thighs!
She can survive SOME social interaction.
Is that you, Velvet?
What your rwby waifu tells us about your mental illness:
Ruby: Paranoia
Weiss: Anxiety
Blake: Narcissism
Yang: Depression
Drunk Winter would be pretty hilarious and cute
So I get to be paranoid with Ruby than?
Forgot to link to the fic before I posted
Its Qrow's Flock on AO3
Ruby would be anxiety.
Weiss paranoia with all the white fang attacks.
Blake and Yang are spot on.
No no user, it's not about your waifu's mental illness. It's about YOURS.
>Blake: Narcissism
>excessive or erotic interest in oneself and one's physical appearance.
Stop using words you don't know the definition of.
But I don't have one.
I'm a healthy, mentally adjusted individual. I do have an addictive personality but that's about it.
With her family history, not really.
>This makes sense
Canonically if Ruby for some reason wanted Jaune she would just ask him if he wants to BBBBLLLLLEEEEEPPPP and no muss or fuss beyond that.
People are mistaking her unwillingness to socialize with an inability to say shit.
Make Ruby cry.
She's already crying in the pic.
No. I like Rubes, she'd make a good little sister.
why?
If your waifu Torchwick?
What happened to her upper lip?
Make her cry more.
Would pollinate.
Yea.
Me too. Tai is a lucky man. For dat sass.
YWN have Ruby look at you like this.
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>Decides the only way to kill Bluby is to convince Jaune she seduced and assassinated her
>Unfortunately, Jaune thinks she's a lesbian now
Absolutely. Far funnier to write about her being socially retarded though.
:3
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I ate all your Halloween candy. I'm serious. youtube.com
>Ruby just bluntly asks if Jaune wants to share his baby batter.
>Jaune is taken aback by the bluntness and doesn't give a proper answer.
>Ruby takes it as needing some time to decide.
>However, due to her social inability she keeps asking him more or less every day.
>Figures one night that he isn't wearing his sleeping clothes that it's go time.
>It's passionate. So passionate that Jaune cries tears of joy. Or what she assumes is joy.
>Nichole Bloom is in Lazer Team 2
Are you excited to see best girl?
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>Tanktop and sweatpants
Weiss is nice!
>Ruby always uses weird euphemisms to refer to anything sexual
>Jaune now gets boners whenever he hears someone talk about baking, or walking at night
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I hate how In the show Summer and Ruby look fucking Identical
I FUCKING KNEW IT
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>She goes full sitcom Urkel and tries to go on a date with him at the same time that she tries to ruin the date
>Sorry Jaune I need to go to the bathroom
>Again?
so neiss!
GIVE ME SNOWPEA OR GIVE ME DEATH
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>fingers in mouth
why is this so hot
Ruby would like these.
Great outfit
nice