AAAAAAAHHHHHH HARRY HELP! I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN HERE FOR DECADES!
AAAAAAAHHHHHH HARRY HELP! I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN HERE FOR DECADES!
Lucas Rodriguez
Lincoln Flores
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>A-ARGH AAAAAAARGH AAAAH
"ARGH!"
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Jace Perry
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!
Dylan Smith
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Charles White
*closes the book*
*Deh*
Ayden Clark
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Parker Garcia
The best
Lucas Edwards
POTTEEEEEERRRR
Nathaniel Reed
fuck this board
Carter Foster
>A large black and silver volume caught his eye. He pulled it out with difficulty, because it was very heavy, and, balancing it on his knee, let it fall open. A piercing, bloodcurdling shriek split the silence — the book was screaming! Harry snapped it shut, but the shriek went on and on, one high, unbroken, earsplitting note
Wouldn't an ordinary shriek kind of drop off to a lower pitch? It's rather comical to picture this book holding a note like it's getting warmed up for its big solo
Easton Mitchell
DEHSTROY IT
Chase Foster
OH MY SCIENCE! IS THAT A NINTENDO SWITCH?
Michael Hernandez
>not posting the gif
Connor Peterson
>
Henry Nelson
DEEEEEHHHHHH!
Evan King
Jej didn't know this existed. thanks user
Parker Foster
Its okay screaming book-face, you don't want to get out, because you find yourself in one of the dullest franchises in history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible.
As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Cameron Davis
Solid intro
Bentley Carter
>d'oh
Tyler Baker
This meme needs some daring synthesis thrown in to the mix or it won't survive. Start diversifying.
Tyler Morgan
Deh has been a meme since last January.
Austin Jones
Careful, funposting gets you a week long ban now. Even bigguyposting is now bannable again.
Michael Reyes
First one that made me laff
Jaxson Bennett
"No!"
James Butler
Then why is this garbage spam thread being babysat?
Jayden Scott
based dull franchises poster
Luis Lewis
>CALMLY
Anthony Young
>when u nut but the dementor keeps suckin
Benjamin Diaz
Josiah Gray
>DIDJA PUT YAWH NEHM IN DEH GOBLETAFYAH HARRRREH
Ryan Wilson
>It should have ended that deh but evil was allowed to endure
Caleb Brown
Look at the catalog. Look at any given time of the day; it's all shitposting. This board is hands down the worst board on this website and that's saying something. Maybe in the last few days the mods have started cracking down, but lately it's been wall to wall memes and shitposts so you can imagine that at some point they'd get tired of it.
Christopher Nguyen
Remember that level where you had to sneak past Filch in the library?
Jose Edwards
Fine deh, Sundeh.
Grayson Williams
SEYMOUR, THE BOOK IS SCREAMING!
Zachary Sanchez
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aiden Kelly
Holy shit kek
Blake Harris
gb2tumblr janny
Liam Ward
>WHIIIIIRRRRRRR
Bentley Lewis
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Ethan Ortiz
3/10
Cameron Cox
We know that disney is paying the mods, but how much is warner?
Julian Bell
BEE IN YOUR BONNET, POTTER?
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Carson Campbell
>"__!"
Lost
Connor Stewart
The fact that they show you this mysterious screaming chest and never reveal what's inside is a wonderful display of Yates' ineptitude as a director. Like do you understand what audience expectation and payoff is?
Lincoln Harris
Potter! You're a loose wand, but dammit you get results!
Juan Cox
Real Moody was in it brainlet
Matthew Garcia
Real Moody? Is that what reddit calls him now? Awkward Neville, Real Moody, Clever Hermione? Fuck off.
Anthony Cruz
We are unlucky to witness one of the dullest shitpostings in the history of Sup Forums shitpostings. Seriously each post following the Voldemort grimace and his ridiculous cry of "Deh!" as dehfags post assorted memes has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the memes’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make dehposting unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when mods vetoed the idea of banning the dehposting; they made sure the memes would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously inexhaustible shit content for this board. The dehposting might be anti-Potter (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Sup Forums posting in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. However, unfortunately, we still have to.
>a-at least first 50 times were good though
"No!"
The meme is dreadful; the idea was terrible. As I lurked, I noticed that every time a dehfag posted a meme, another dehfag replied to him with the phrase "BASED."
I began marking in the text file every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had my file size reached several dozen kilobytes. I was incredulous. Sup Forums's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that they have no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of dehposting by one of the baneposters. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are dehposting at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to post Bane." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you post "deh" memes you are, in fact, trained to banepost.
Connor Reyes
The real one, which the impostor (Hitler's son) imprisoned
Kevin Jenkins
I grow more and more tired of this head canon fan theory shit every day. How do you impersonate someone with a magical prosthetic eye and metal leg?
Nicholas Thompson
polyjuice potion
Blake Cox
kafkaesque
Luke Thomas
and his voice, btw. Whenever Harry and his crew of faggots drink the juice they keep their voices.
Alexander Collins
Mr. Potter, I'm DEH.
Joshua Williams
4 u
Jordan Cox
Based Deh! posters
Eli Johnson
based gocrazy5 poster
Josiah Diaz
I can't believe you're actually getting (you)s. The state of dullest fans, I guess. Sad.
Lincoln Murphy
Literally walked out of the movie after this scene.