ITT: Scenes that couldn't be made today

ITT: Scenes that couldn't be made today

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inb4 obligatory spiderman

The gangbang scene in IT.

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basically every comedy movie made before 1999, especially all the Mel Brooks stuff

Not gay but those two kids are gorgeous.

It could be made today because Einhorn wasn't a tranny or some role model LGBTQ person. Einhorn escaped from a psychiatric hospital and pretended to be a woman to commit murder.

This was a major plot point in Insidious 1 and 2 btw

The world would burn down to the ground if this was made today.

He was clearly a tranny, the film is about her getting revenge in a semi-justified manner.

>tfw mods bannered me

Your days are numbered Dirty Dan

Spoken like a true transmisogynist. Trans women are women regardless of surgery, legal status, professional diagnosis, neurodivergence, and every other nitpick you might come up with - if someone tells you she's a woman, she's a woman. It's in absolutely no way "fraud" for a trans woman not to tell someone she's trans, especially not a violent transmisogynist who goes on to assault her. This film is shockingly reactionary in its transmisogyny and incredibly harmful to transfeminine people, and Wikipedia's article should at least acknowledge the issue.

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that looked like a tasty fucking kiss, no pedo

DIAMONS

Springtime for Hitler and Germany. Especially in the UK

any movie with a guy reacting negatively to finding out a woman was born a man.

delete this !

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How did anyone think this was okay?

When is the last time you watched the film? He never thought he was a woman, he just used the dead hitchhiker as a cover to get close to Marino.

>surgery

Women with benis > Women with lovecraft vago

Your thot waifu deserves to be gassed asap.

>Hollywood

Looks like a duck, acts like a duck, kisses like a duck...

Caught it on the TV the other day.

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>you will never

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Which TV? Movie channel or Cable?

forgot pic

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>meet attractive "woman"
>have sexual intercourse in the "vagina"
>"actually i was born a man lmao"
>tricked into having an inside-out penis engulf your own penis
>you just got gay raped
>you can't do anything about it or you're a trannyphobe

Absolutely kino

A native, movie one. Is the whole scene different in your version?

UP YOURS, NIGGER

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She's hot, feminine benis or pusy.

i cant believe they actually shot this

damn, that's a nice first kiss

this can be done today, as long as the boy is changed for a nigger

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I would love to see something like this again

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This scene gave me funny feelings when I was a kid

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So what does this retard do in the actual movie?

I'm not sure if it's THIS exact moment (the reveal), or the reaction after it that can't be remade today

I always thought she pooped her pants

What a slut.

same, it was a different time
now today, I have no idea why he freaked out, she was smoking

He found CAPTAIN WINKY!

>tongue to tongue contact
jesus christ

Doesn't matter.
You CANNOT portray any LGTQAAIP2+ people with any character flaws

Sup Forums has changed me
there are so many movies that I thought were wholesome family fun

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are they drinking out of a fucking bird bath?

It's called a 'fountain'

This. The only characters allowed to have any flaws are straight, white males.

This. The only characters allowed to have flaws are straight, white men.

Nothing.

muh dik

every single sean connery bond scene where he interacts with women

Practically any Bo Derek movie

I live in Australia and this is 100% accurate, that's the norm for the blokes when they meet sheilas

>giving a 10 year old tongue
damn son

>that whiteface makeup

The critics were right about Death Wish.

Blazing Saddles. Holy shit. Almost none of that film could be made now.

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Yeah, that blackface part wouldn't get done today.

Laces out Dan

But Einhorn was neither one of those.

>Had a thing for Sean Young
>Thought she was hot in this movie, too
>turns out she was supposed to have a penis
>but she was still hot
>much confusion ensues
>eventually decide if Sean Young had a penis i'd still fuck him/her/it
>My path to degeneracy began with Ace Ventura

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What did they mean by this?

>My path to degeneracy began with Ace Ventura
Mine too

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Miss Havisham, a bitter old lady stood up at the alter is getting her revenge on the male population of the world by raising Estella to be a ruthless heartbreaker.

Pip was brought in for her to practice on.

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huehuheuhe

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Thats riiight! I forgot what that book was about, thx user.

There will only be one Paul Kersey

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What were they thinking?

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The bit with the woman during the opening scenes of Diamonds Are Forever is great.

Also the blackmail rape in the fitness clinic in Thunderball.

>Like Lost and Space remake, Wing Commander and Starship Troopers for the aesthetic and think they are decent films
>People hate them
Am I a brainlet?

Alter this so the fountain water is thick, sticky and slightly off white.

not to mention fucking the dyke in goldfinger straight or that moneypenny could get millions if she ever sued for sexual harassment

Tropic Thunder got a ton of shit at the time, but I remember people caring more about the "retard" shit than the blackface.

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literally kill his king

Craig's Bond meets that woman who tells him how she's a sex slave and in the next scene Bond literally sneaks up on her while she's showering and fucks her. This was in 2012.

People here act like the entire world lives under tumblr's control because all movies aren't just Birth of a Nation anymore. No movie is 100% politically correct.

Of course we could talk music. For example "in the summertime" by Mungo Jerry...

... drinking and driving is fun, and you can abuse a girl as long as she is poor

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First off what the fuck was that kid even attempting to do drinking water like that in the first place. Homey wasn't even trying to sip. He was waiting for them moves

>african """culture"""

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Why do they do this shit?

never got this as a kid and though she shit herself

boredom

Dare i even ask what movie?

no wonder these niggers don't have enough fresh water when 90% is wasted because it leaks down the pizza plates stuck in their lips

they have plenty. i remember there were unicef ads 20 years ago talking about how every african would starve to death if we dont send them our money.
still cant figure out how they managed to double their population since then using AIDS instead of food, water and medicine

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any movie made before "the twitter era" which by the way, you can thank your chief for that. he made that fucking site relevant.

it happened last year
but not with i hate niggers
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Why was the fact that the lady had severe hemorrhoids a plot point?

he aint my chief, pal

Imagine being so retarded you think twitter wouldn't be relevant if it weren't for one reality star. I would kill myself if I was that retarded.

>wing commander
Possibly the only good videogame movie.

>Trump’s tweets will be preserved by the US National Archives
that did not fucking happened under obama, but under that orange fuck

so yeah, he is 100% at fault for making twitter more relevant.