OH NO NO NO NO
OH NO NO NO NO
John Wright
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Carter Lopez
Jordan Gonzalez
Why is he so hateable? I pretty much despise him.
Nathaniel Perry
What the fuck? Did he use a thesaurus for every second word to sound smart?
Caleb Watson
>alliteration = art
Nathan Ross
i thought el chapo had a bounty on him
Isaac White
Death came for the wrong Penn
Nicholas Miller
Sean Penn novel option for postmodern writing generator confirmed.
Aaron Turner
still better than ready player one, twilight, 50 shades of gray and harry potter.
Jaxson Watson
Ayden Wright
dude long words lmao
Lucas Hernandez
>trashed by critics
so what is it, a 300 page apology to the people of Venezuela with a forward by Danny Glover?
Gavin Davis
>this dude's girlfriend jills herself off a lot
>when he got a boner he ?????? instead of jerking it to porn or doing some other shit
>this other dude's looking at him
did I get it right?
I think the ?????? might be videogames
Cooper Wright
>Critics were keen to pick up on Mr Landlord, a character that could be a thinly veiled dig at Donald Trump.
>He is described as a "violently immature 70-year-old boy-man with money and French vanilla cotton candy hair".
>The book also switches, without warning, between poetry and prose, while the epilogue contains an entire poem.
>It calls #MeToo the "infantilising term of the day" and asks where all the "laughs" have gone.
Is it, dare I say it, bookino?
Zachary Clark
don't tell me about the novel
tell me about his politics
Carson Jackson
Christian Fisher
El Dwarfo is currently being passed around Riker’s Island by a pack of niggers.
Ryan Hughes
This reads like Sup Forums trying to shit on a movie with nothing but buzzwords
Lincoln Hernandez
Everyone's laughing now, but mark my words, one day it will be regarded as kiŋóņ on a level society wasn't ready for yet.
Jaxson Long
i doubt that very much
Adam Young
why is sean penn still a thing?
Zachary Miller
lol jesus christ.
Kayden Barnes
October 6, 2004
To Trey Parker and Matt Stone,
I remember a cordial hello when you guys were beginning to be famous guys around Hollywood at some party. I remember several times getting a few giggles out of your humor. I remember not being bothered as you traded on my name among others to appear witty, above it all, and likeable to your crowd. I never mind being of service, in satire and silliness.
I do mind when anybody who doesn't have a child, doesn't have a child at war, or isn't or won't be in harm's way themselves, is encouraging that there's "no shame in not voting" "if you don't know what you're talking about" (Mr. Stone) without mentioning the shame of not knowing what your talking about, and encouraging people to know. You guys are talented young guys but alas, primarily young guys. It's all well to joke about me or whomever you choose. Not so well, to encourage irresponsibility that will ultimately lead to the disembowelment, mutilation, exploitation, and death of innocent people throughout the world. The vote matters to them. No one's ignorance, indcluding a couple of hip cross-dressers, is an excuse.
All best, and a sincere fuck you,
Sean Penn
Jacob Bailey
what gilles deleuze book is this from?
Jaxson Phillips
I'm 14 years old and enlightened by my own intelligence: the novel.
Jayden Russell
Ernest Cline of literature
Gabriel Rodriguez
did this nigger discover alliteration 3 days ago? Reminds me of shit I wrote in grade 9
Jason Lopez
hes talkin about pusy
Chase Butler
Why are postmodernists so enamored with word salad? It's like they have a compulsion to use as many words as possible to convey even the simplest of ideas. Fucking hell, just be direct and succinct.
Hunter Rivera
>end den dey eat da poo
pottery
Austin Wright
>when an actor thinks he's an artist, or stands anywhere close to an artist
every fucking time
Mason Evans
if real BASED
Caleb Cooper
what is viscount vogue? like cool to 19th century medium-level British lords
Camden Perry
My professors tell me not to get all wordy in my writing, because it sacrifices clarity for pretentiousness. Some academics write this way, and it's unnecessary.
Nathaniel Harris
I wish Pennposting could become a thing but I think like Vinceposting it would just require too much thought and effort for today's high throughput shoot-from-the-hip 24 hour memes cycles
Benjamin Garcia
I've been to Iraq you know
Angel Walker
>still better than ready player one, twilight, 50 shades of gray and harry potter.
"No!"
Logan Gonzalez
They fucked with to wrong mother fucker. They'll soon find out that the Penn is mightier than the sword.
Ryder Reed
William McGonagall would be proud
Jacob Torres
What a fucking faggot.
Kevin Sullivan
Look at this. This is the face of a man who knows he’s getting blacked.
>you now remember that he threatened Trump’s family and this picture was taken a week after Trump won the election
You’d be surprised just how much power nigs have in the American prison system.
Andrew Nelson
you really expect liberals or republicans to support him after the el chapo incident?
Zachary Ramirez
based pusyposter
Grayson Scott
they really dont though? that's a feature of modernism and its maximalism
Sebastian Rivera
Ryan Cruz
he should have taken a few community college writing courses before writing his so called novel.
it would have at least taught him the basics such as don't fucking use big words just because you can. it doesnt make the writing any better, fucktard.
Jose Butler
Not bad for a goblin.
Matthew Powell
>This is the face of a man who knows he’s getting blacked.
>thinking anyone would have the balls to touch him in that prison
go to bed, kid.
Elijah Moore
>in grade 9
lmao, you obviously just dropped out in grade 2
Juan Sanchez
Didn't they read this aloud on MTV or something? I remember he got even more buttblasted. kek.
Connor Rivera
what did he mean by this?
Carter Lewis
Evan Diaz
Carter Richardson
Foreigners have no pull in American prisons. It’s the nigger’s domain. El Chappo currently has pigtails and a nigger toe in his mouth. Sorry, Pablito.
Chase Perez
It means somebody got to read tge book before we did.
Camden Nguyen
someone of his stature isnt housed with the rest of gen pop plus hes not at rikers idiot. do you think they would want him to be shanked before he faces a court of law? there have been other mexican drug lords that were extridited and found guilty then sent to supermax to live a life of solitude behind a closed metal door
Luke Nguyen
>watches lockup
>prison expert
don't @ me again, pussy.
Carson Cook
>They're humid, pre-possessing homosapiens with full-sized aortic pumps?
Jordan Murphy
Anthony Stewart
Some were posted above but here are some more extracts. The epilogue poem is 6 pages long, the [....] skips about 5 and a half of them.
Adrian Collins
This.
And the people running the prisons are the mexicans and the skinheads.
He probably had any human contact other than the guards for months now.
Also, he never threatened Trumps family.
It was a hoax.
The closest thing to that was his son saying something with a double meaning in relation yo Trump.
Get your facts straight, you dumb nigger boot licker.
Levi Walker
Ending a novel with a six page poem is certainly unique
Jace James
So this is it. The ultimate pseud.
Levi Nelson
Braplit.
Zachary Gutierrez
I've read some excerpts, and trust me Thomas Pynchon has nothing to worry about.
Ethan Perez
what a Fucking Faggot
Charles Rodriguez
Why ar ye using a fancy werd fer a word bok?
Alexander Brown
>You guys are talented young guys but alas, primarily young guys. You haven't even lived! For example, like the time I tied my girlfriend to a chair and beat and tortured her. Ah the follies of youth.
What did he mean by this?
Nathan Howard
What a tryhard
Angel Gonzalez
I work in the publishing industry, and there's a dirty little secret Sean Penn doesn't want out...that the book was ghostwritten, and pic related is the true author.
Nathaniel Baker
A while ago I tried to read a Robert E. Howard novel written entirely in a thick Midwestern mountie accent and though that was a hard read. I was wrong.
Alexander Phillips
>wahh big words scare me
So many brainlets in this thread.
Ethan Martin
i gotta read this fucking book
Jonathan Cooper
>Poor Penn. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? He thinks I don’t know the ten-dollar words. I know them all right. But there are older and simpler and better words, and those are the ones I use.
Hudson Richardson
do you think he browses /gif/ for inspiration?
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Jackson Rogers
So he's obsessed with alliteration and the poem at the end doesn't even make any sense in context with the rest of the book. Baffling.
Ryan Reyes
The words are unnecessary
Dominic Sanders
is soupcon a copyrighted word?
Andrew Myers
using big words isn't a sign of a good writer, it is a sign of someone who uses big words.
Austin Hill
Fuck me I'm getting back to my own writing if this shit can get published.
Austin Johnson
>I remember not being bothered as you traded on my name among others to appear witty, above it all, and likeable to your crowd.
I like how he thinks the only reason someone would make fun of him is solely to put on an image. Americans really can't comprehend banter.
Kayden Young
This novel is a glib facsimile
Lucas Cruz
I'm lmaoing @ his life.
Matthew Price
Do it dude. If its even half decent you can make a little money self publishing
Hudson White
Shhh let him pretend he understands art
Alexander Kelly
He's a kike with aids
William Richardson
>Booker’s tongue carefully caresses her soft pink areola, as she lets out a small euphoric moan. Her gentle voice arouses him, and in his excitement, causes him to bite down hard on her delicates nipple. She winces, in both suffering, and delight, as a small red line begins to trickle past Booker’s lip and down her bosom. Booker begins to suck hard on her nipple, breathing hard and fast as she screams with pleasure. Pure ecstasy for man and woman, delicious, sweet ecstasy.
Nolan Hall
Sean seems like a guy who needed a good ass kicking at a young age. What a stuck up prick
Carter Lewis
what compels a person to make this post?
Noah Morgan
(You)s
Jackson Jones
Responses.
Nicholas Price
Acknowledgment; rejoinders.
Hudson Davis
The weak should fear the strong.
Isaiah Torres
There's a dichotomy between the extemporaneous utilization of linguistic morphology and the contrived transcription of arcane vernacular: the former being a genuine attestation of an individual's intelligence and the latter being a lugubriousness attempt at forgery.
Evan Powell
seems fine to me
John Nelson
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dominic Campbell
this is what happens when your pull too much purple out of your ass to appear intellectual
Luke Russell
Also though, why would you end a novel with a #MeToo thing anyway
Landon Campbell
>how to say nothing in seventy syllables or more
Grayson Morgan
This reads like a /lit/ brainiac wojak meme writing thread