Hank- Trump

Hank- Trump
Peggy- Hillary
Bobby- Bernie
Ladybird- Hillary
Cotton- Hillary

Dale- not registered
Nancy- Hillary
Rusty- Trump
John Redcorn- Stein

Bill- Hillary

Boomhauer- Johnson

Soupanousenphones- Trump

Do you agree with this list?

>Cotton-Hillary

>Ladybird- Hillary
>Cotton- Hillary

what

Consider the statuses of those two and realize why they would vote hillary.

They're both old?

Cotton thinks Hillary will just do what her husband tells her to?

Ladybird is a dog, and thus ineligible to vote. A vote in her name would have been cast for Hillary anyway.

Cotton is dead. Despite this handicap, a vote in his name would be cast for Hillary anyway.

Fucking retards

>They're both dead

I GET IT.

Hank - Trump but would lie and say he didn't vote/voted for 3rd party when asked
Peggy - Trump
Dale - Probably ran as Rusty Shackleford for a few weeks before the election happened
Bill - Whoever Hank voted for
Boomhauer - Trump
Cotton - Trump

They live in fucking Texas, get real.

Is this an American thing?

Did we even watch the same show? It was never overtly conservative, even in texas

Peggy would def vote Hillary. For christs sakes shes practically Hillary just without the connections

Bill would vote Hillary just to show up to her rallies and try to meet women. Could see him wearing an "im with her" pin

Hank changed his vote for Dubya just because the man had a weak handshake, he probably wouldn't like Trump (even though that would make him wrong). He wouldn't like Hillary either though. He's probably have an episode-long crisis of conscience and vote George Bush Sr as a write-in.
Dale (as Rusty) and Nancy would both be Trump, and obviously Boomhauer as well. Cotton wouldn't like city slicker Trump but he would also never allow a woman to be Commander-in-Chief.

Bobbie would clearly be Hillary ("I'm with Her, dad!").
Bill would initially resist voting the same as Hank to make a halfassed effort of standing up for himself, then Hank would sweettalk/manipulate him into it. But then he'd still secretly vote Hillary anyway.

John Redcorn would be one of two votes for some native american guy no one had ever heard of running for office.

>implying Hank isn't disgusted by what Trump does to the Republican party and cry when John Kasich or Ted Cruz doesn't get the nomination and he has to watch his son become a MAGA Sup Forums troll right in front of him.

Hank- Trump
Peggy- Trump (peggy stated she isnt a feminist and thinks they are all crazy in the show)
Bobby- Bernie
Cotton- Trump

Dale - not registered
rusty shackleford - got detained after causing a ruckus couldn't vote
Nancy- Hillary
John Redcorn- Stein

Bill - jeb, ended up not being able to decide between hillary and trump so he didnt vote and hid all day so nobody could tell he was home instead of going to vote

Kan - made fun of trump the entire run and made fun of his neighbors for supporting him, voted hillary
Minh - trump
Connie - had to put up with her parents fighting

>Did we even watch the same show? It was never overtly conservative
This is the show where they literally thought there was something mentally wrong with anyone who didn't like guns. Even Peggy thought so, and Bobby loved them too.

honestly I figure they'd end up sidestepping the whole "who voted for who" in the last election by offhandedly mentioning that some technicality ended up leaving all of Arlen unable to legally vote in the election(like say one of Dale's mishaps causes all the voting machines in town to explode)

socially conservative and politically conservative are two very seperate things, user.

t. nonamerican

Yes.
VOTE EARLY AND VOTE OFTEN!

Gun ownership is the clearest politically dividing issue out of any, bar none.

Hillary Clinton is a shrill, power hungry woman who doesn't treat her husband right and is overconfident in her abilities.

You think peggy wouldn't be a huge supporter of her? Keep in mind she isn't even from Texas.

lol, have you talked to anyone outside of reddit? i associate with people across the political spectrum who all own guns.