How does food have the ability to travel to your brain instead of your stomach? Alphabet soup is fucking pasta, it could never give a dog the ability to speak. The plot makes no fucking sense.
This dog, is a fraud and the show is really unrealistic. Someone put her to sleep.
William Long
Maybe this show would be more to your tastes, OP.
Jack Parker
That's not a show, that's an organization.
Logan Wilson
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James Cook
I doubt it. The show immediately goes to shit at the fourth episode.
Wyatt Baker
GO BACK TO TOONAMI GENERAL AND DIE
Luis Rogers
This show never aired on Toonami.
Brayden Richardson
>martha >martha with rabies
Nolan Nelson
honestly, i don't the post of watching toonami anymore, all the anime stinks and they still air dbz and naruto.
Lucas Butler
Mostly because of nostagia. Also Toonami is parnted with studios that do alot of dubbing of anime and some of those like DBZ Super dub get exclusively aired on Toonami.
Although I do agree Toonami is mostly pointless now that most people have access to torrenting sites. Back when i was a kid, my family was poor and we had shit dial up internet. Couldn't torrent anything and Toonami was my only source of anime.
Jacob Smith
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Angel Rodriguez
But user.... It's Alphabet Soup.
Ayden Robinson
It's still fucking pasta that wouldn't give anyone the ability to enhance their language.
Brandon Howard
But it's Alphabet Soup. It's filled to the brim with letters.
Jackson Bennett
It's pasta shaped to look like letters. There's nothing about vocabulary or language in them that would cause a dog to be able to talk.
Jack Harris
It's Alphabet Soup though.
Daniel Taylor
Which pasta would you suggest as a superior alternative? I don't get the concern.
James Campbell
Here are the ingredients to Alphabet Soup: 45 calories of Pasta, Barilla Cellentani, (0.45 oz) 12 calories of Canola Oil, (0.10 tbsp) 12 calories of Onions, raw, (0.20 cup, chopped) 10 calories of Campbell's low sodium chicken broth, (0.80 cup) 10 calories of Del Monte Diced Tomatoes, No Salt Added, (0.20 cup) 8 calories of Carrots, raw, (0.15 cup, chopped) 3 calories of Celery, raw, (0.15 cup, diced) 3 calories of Zucchini, (0.10 cup, sliced)
Nothing in here would make a dog speak.
Alexander Young
But you forget. This is Alphabet Soup.
Chase Evans
Please come back!
Cooper Cook
And your argument is?
Jack Ortiz
Dude, in the show, they explain that only Granny Flo's Alphabet Soup is the only brand that actually works on Martha and other brands don't.
Zachary James
It's literally made to make you smarter.
Tyler Nelson
Exactly! It's Alphabet Soup!
Julian Barnes
And even then, it only works on MARTHA. They tried it on Skids or Spits or whatever the other dog’s name was, but it didn’t work either.
My headcannon is that Martha is somehow related to Mr Pickles
Cameron Wright
So she drank old period blood to talk? What happened to menopause?
Juan Ward
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but the idea of Martha drinking stale period blood is making me hard.
Benjamin Moore
>Granny Flo
Elijah Bailey
THE LETTERS LOST THEIR WAY THEY TRAVELED TO HER BRAIN AND NOW
Gabriel Powell
>Giving Martha a smaller ass thats a noted feature by other characters on the show.
I shouldn't be this upset for a show I havent watched in years.
Robert Myers
>thats a noted feature by other characters on the show
seriously?
Brandon Anderson
Martha is the fat girl stereotype in the show, except shes a dog, but shes not above getting her size teased in some scenes, like getting her hips stuck in the doggy door a couple times.
Owen Martinez
Holy shit
Jackson Hughes
nu-jej
Jordan Thomas
This show taught me what adverbs are, so it is already more education worthy than most shit on PBS lately.
Easton Torres
>That pic Is that an edit or a screenshot from an actual episode?
Xavier Phillips
Actual screenshot from an ep. I think the theme was healthier eating some shit cuz she was having too much junk food
Too Much Martha was the episode name
Camden Ortiz
I know some people are gonna fap regardless but I think it's cute
it's fat dogs without the irl issue of them dying and fat dogs are adorable
Anthony Taylor
I kinda liked it back then in early-mid middle school. Colors looked nice, and in kinda was my alternative Curious George.
Though what I don't get is how did the soup letters get lost, why didn't the secret service staight up capture the dog, and why hasn't the kid invest on Alphabet soup for resale to dogs.
Noah Mitchell
Skits. This show is great. I'm only lacking like 6 eps on my hdd. Damn shame neither this nor Dragon Tales got full series dvd releases.
Nicholas Robinson
How long has this show been running? That dog would be dead by now.
Owen Reed
Pretty sure it ended a year or two ago. There was some fallout between the creator and pbs with them suing each other and the channel making the show disappear afterwards
Jeremiah Reyes
>that sex hair on the girl Jesus.
Andrew Carter
>sex hair lol been a long time without hearing this shit.
Jayden Reyes
Wordgirl will blow you mind.
Noah Ortiz
This show should be rated TVMA because Martha is naked.
Joseph Carter
This is what happens when you apply logic to everything on Sup Forums. Nothing satisfies you here anymore.
Dylan Barnes
fpbp
Luke Phillips
Does the dog actually say "read a book nigger"?
Thomas Garcia
Where can I find it? Used to love this show when I was like 12
Brayden Lee
I fed my dog alphabet soup as a kid and she didn't start talking. This show is a lie.