HAPPENING!! DAN SCHNEIDER GIVEN 7 MILLION TO LEAVE NICKELODEON

HAPPENING!! DAN SCHNEIDER GIVEN 7 MILLION TO LEAVE NICKELODEON

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Here we go again

That isn't a big golden handshake... more like golden shower for him.

I KNEW IT WOULDN'T BE MUCH LONGER

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Getting paid 7 million dollary-doos to touch children. Livin’ the dream.

>may have gotten
lol fake news
no allegations
no proofs
fuck off

Dirty Dan always wins in the end

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literally over 6 million

>A source close to Schneider strongly denied he had been inappropriate with his younger stars
>A source close to Schneider strongly denied he had been inappropriate with his younger stars
>A source close to Schneider strongly denied he had been inappropriate with his younger stars

We're done here

>DAN SCHNEIDER GIVEN 7 MILLION TO LEAVE NICKELODEON
You realize that means they have nothing on him, right? If they had dirt on him, they wouldn't give him a dim.

Unless, of course, that dirt spread pretty high up in their hierarchy.

Dan Schneider did nothing wrong.

how often can he pull the Kevin Spacey in Thailand with that?

We know it's you, Dan "Soda Can" Schneider. Your time is up. Enjoy that 7 million while it lasts

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He had dirt on them.
That money is to keep him quiet.

fuck, that's actually more possible

that actually sounds like he has something on them and not the other way around. if they wanted him gone for sexual harassment they could have easily done that without paying $$$

either he has something on them, they want him gone because of his bad publicity/rumors/memes, or there was no 7 million.

Who do you think he has dirt on?

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The allegations are regarding staff member and known "temper issues". As for Amanda Bynes, kek, no one is ever going to believe anything she says.
Pedos win once again. But nice try reddit.

i only know on what he has dirt on

twitter.com/danwarp/status/235572363494842368

Can someone explain this though, is it a joke from the show or what?

Alpha as fuck. You beta virgins will never understand.

based Dan

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What's the nicest country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the U.S.? Asking for a friend.

I wish I could molest hot sluts and get paid 7 million bucks to never work again.

What's his name again?

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Dan Schneider

Thanks

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You're welcome, friend.

Dan "hold her tighter,shes a fighter" Schneider,of course.

Dan "the Hymen Collider" Schneider

Dan "The Human Prolapse" Schneider

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how does he do it?
how does he get away with it?

Don't call me that.

See. Allegations are about him being an asshole and treating people like shit. He's a creep but he has unironically done nothing wrong.

Maybe it's something like this
youtu.be/AbtDH8pef7I

Dan "Kiddie Feet Are My Daily Treat" Schneider.

This, Schneider only gets more scrutiny because he literally works with children

>every reply calling him a pedo

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>may have

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Dan did nothing wrong totally. But on the off-chance he did, here is a record of all the shit Enty's said about him over the years
twitter.com/JohnDoe78359022/status/978403425758171137

>pagesix


MAINSTREAM MEDIA ISN'T REAL

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>ywn see a leaked sextape with dan causing a crying amanda bynes to prolapse with his monstrous cock
feels bad man

HE HAS TO BE STOPPED

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more like they're all in this together

I'm still waiting for the faceapp edit of this

it's too late

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Prime Erin and vjuice all over him. I know that Erin probably did it all.

Fuck off shill

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You can stop samefagging

Should he grow a beard again?

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That sounds horrible, I like it.

Robert Downey Jr. allegedly wrote the following statement about Dan Schneider on Crazy Days and Nights under the screen name Himmmm:

Hes a monster. The WORST predator alive. And if you wonder why nobody will confront or charge him? Hes in charge of multiple HIT SHOWS for Nick which rakes in oceans of money. Tens of millions of dollars multiplied by many years and many shows (not to mention his merchandising royalties). So Viacom-Nick warn him to cool it – then pay for his damn lawyers.

What about the parents? No tweener parent who shoved their kid into the limelight from birth is going to cross him either, and risk career suicide and loss of revenue (and residuals and future career). No matter how bad it ****s up the kids. Especially if theres MULTIPLE kid actors in the family. And the kids agents are complicit too. Just ask the Spears family. A LOT of settlements get paid out of Viacoms accounts.

Completely independent of this story, I happened to be chatting with a former child actor over a week ago. We were discussing Weinstein and she told me that in her youth she worked on one of Schneider’s shows very briefly. She told me, “My friend was molested by that man…on set. Everyone knew it. No one said a word.”

She also said that he told her she was too fat to be famous. She was 11.

If Schneider is the monster people seem to believe he is, some things do fall into place. Jamie Lynn Spears was on track to eclipse her older sister in fame when she dropped out of Hollywood in “disgrace” because of her unplanned pregnancy. To this day she has never said a word about the real father of her child (and kudos to her for bringing her baby into the world). Amanda Bynes is an extremely gifted performer but tragically lost contact with reality for a while. She went on a now infamous twitter rant blaming her parents for basically making her a prostitute. It makes a lot more sense when you put it in the context of a Dan Schneider.

OK at this point this just an anti-semitic witch-hunt right?

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>He diddled Erin Sanders
I don't want to believe it, but it's like covering the sun with your thumb.

Dan "Watch Rick and Morty while I fuck a shortie" Schneider

He's a fat predatory lowlife criminal with or without the beard.

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He has shit taste in cartoons. Can't win em all, I guess.

based hebephile

You can stop samefagging

>anti-semitic witch-hunt

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That doesn't make any sense.

Dan "He's fleeing to Vietnam" Schneider

You dindu nuffin

That doesn't even make sense

SAY MY NAME

Dan "I had my fun, not it's time to run' Schneider

>pic related
This must be stopped.

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>hasn't tweeted since the 24th
What's going through his mind right now?

Goddammit, I hate how stylish Nazis were. It's so crisp and on point.

youtube.com/watch?v=n4RjJKxsamQ

dan is too fucking powerful, hes literally got paid to not snitch

>Lolly
How did he get away with this?

He's probably dead. Like Spacey.

>Like Spacey
any source for this?

You can stop samefagging trying to shill (((Nazis)))

>believing the media

wew

What do you think samefagging is?

Dan "beat my meat to preteen feet" Schneider clearly knows something about higher-ups at Viacom. The $7mil was hush money.

Yes. It was on the cover of the NY Times.

What do you think?

Dan "Why Do I Feel Lighter" Schneider

Dan "If she's a teen, she gets the peen" Schneider

The 7 mil is prob bullshit.

Obvs Rothstein was protecting him.

Do your own math on why that changed.

"Desperate" Dan Schneider

How many times do you think he's gotten to cum on an underage girls feet?

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>The $7mil was hush money.

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Fuck off faggot

Find honest work dirtbag

link motherfucker, link

>Do your own math on why that changed.

I'm a brainlet, would you mind elaborating?

>Believing the 7 mil story in the press

you probably believe the #metoo movement with Argento & McGowan wasn't an orchestrated distraction/ruse/cover-up too.

Smh

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Dan "I've had all the cunny, time to flee with my money" Schneider

>thinking he stops at feet

Not bad shill

At least it rhymed

are you the guy whos accusing everyone of being a shill

imagine your daughter being raped by this monster, only for him to be awarded 7 million dollars.
Then again if you allowed your daughter to work in Sup Forums you're a fool.

Dan "The Man with the Plan (to rape)" Schneider

Yep

The 'feet' narrative (while probably true) is copping a plea/damage control.

DAN DID IT
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>7 mil

STOP believing the media

Dan is a pure fetishist. He's 100% obsessed with feet. Pussy, tits, and ass probably don't even get him hard.
He lives for the feeling of lotioned up toes sliding on his cock and watching his cum erupt all over them and drip down between their toes and onto their soles.
Guaranteed.