Am I the only femanon here who finds the Hulk sexy in an ironic sort of way...

Am I the only femanon here who finds the Hulk sexy in an ironic sort of way? I can’t explain it but I think it has something to do with how primal he is.

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>sexy in an ironic sort of way
I am very confused

You woul die if you tried to take his massive cock.

You have a thing for violent men. Perfectly normal

>femanon

Nice try, faggot.

>Was it strange to find him oddly attractive?

Hi Black Widow

It's a size thing.

Depends how big your buttpussy is

I like my men like I like my women. Feminine, sexy and long hair.

When i saw the movie i knew femanons would find him sexy. He's more handsome in the face, his proportions are less freakish. His mannerisms are very masculine. He's got body hair and a nice haircut. He's intelligible and not just a complete mindless berserker

>in an ironic sort of way?

nah bitch, you're just heterosexual

Tits of GTFO

Gaaaaaaay

Waiting on the gif

>He actually thinks body size has anything to do with dick size.

You one of those orc loving gay bois.

>I once had a wet dream about EMH Hulk

I thought I was the only one =)

Why do you think the hulk is so angry

*or bi, whatever

He’s a big dumb monstrous brute that I shouldn’t be attracted to but I am. I guess it’s kinda like how you guys shouldn’t seruously be attracted to Hela because she would murder you but you are anyway.

Ruffalo is Dad hot. I'd do him if he promised not to talk politics.

>mfw no Hulk body heat to keep me warm this winder.

Most guys don't even think about the "she would murder you thing", and if we do, it's part of a "But I would tame her with dickings" fantasy.

It does. I mean, it doesn't mean comparatively the Hulk couldn't have a small dick. He could.
But even if he did, proportionally it would still be massive to a normal human.

lol i love her face in panel 4

The bad girl/bad boy thing is real. When the WW movie came out, there was a vocal group of folks who waifu'd Dr. Poison.

I mean, I'd understand other Wonder Rogues like my girl Circe or Giganta, but Dr. Poison? Fuckin' hell.

Hey man, Orcs are hot. I'm straight as an arrow but I'd lick Durotan up and down.

Well she's sexually attractive so I'm sexuality attracted to her. Same as how you feel about Hulk. That's not really 'ironic' though

lol you're literally a fag

Probably why I didn't hate that movie as much as a lot of people. Just straight up big guy porn for a few hours.

I'm down.

I got that reference.

Yeah man, the Orc stuff was the highlight of the whole thing.

There's a reason the pants don't explode with the rest of his clothes, user.

>being this in denial

I hope you find yourself one day, user.

The problem to me is that this particular exaggerated male body type, beyond even the heroic male, is almost always used for "bad guys" Either unconscious or not this kind of extra-masculinity is portrayed as evil or uncontrollable.

Even Strong Guy, who's really exaggerated was made evil in the end.

My fantasies are giant cuddley guys and if I have to mentally tame a villain I'll do that.

The best way to die.

Kek. I love that jessica drew, not ashamed of comfort.

Do you want him to buttfuck you in the pussy?

Andre the Giant used to do that hand thing with his mother. He also did it with Robin Wright on the set of The Princess Bride.

Adorable. That whole cast was adorable. Are there any good reuinion talks with them? Bet there are some great stories

He's arguably a representation of unrestrained raw masculine power.

>Am I the only femanon here

Yes.

His raw masculinity without the Alpha male shite that usually accompanied it, making him much more likeable.

>something to do with how primal he is
do you want him to ravage you like an animal? i always thought women hated the idea of being forced

A lot of women fantasize about rape. Sexuality is weird cause humans still have all these animalistic urges

women are too complicated. There's no need to try to understand em, they both want to be forced upon and hate to be forced upon

And Other people do it as well. Why did you feel the need to share?

I like being forced but only when I expect it.

Someone post the gif

I'd do it but I got banned the last time I did

I'm a gay man and I also find Hulk to be really sexy. He's big, muscular, and gruff. Love 'im! Especially now that he's hairy.

>OP

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>"But I would tame her with dickings" fantasy.
No you pleb, it's a "she wants to appear stronger than anything, but she can't overcome her primal urges and has to resort to femininity and sexuality to shamefully please herself" fantasy.

>I guess it’s kinda like how you guys shouldn’t seruously be attracted to Hela because she would murder you but you are anyway.
I'm attracted to Hela because of her hypnotizing hips.

wtf is your problem? I for one enjoyed his anecdote.

>straight as an arrow
Are you really?

Arrows curve back at the tip, user.

That's not what Hulk represents at all.

>threads aren't for posting in!

no one else has the same body proportions as the hulk or Andre, user

storytime plz? this looks fun.

Use you are the only one, are you happy? You are the only on this entire fucking board that finds the Hulk attractive. Fucking freak. Do you feel special? Fuck off

>only his pants don't shred when he hulks out
>thinks he has a massive cock

sure thing

>Other people with giant hands that can surround your whole head and heat you up

Like fucking who?

So you're a degenerate with degenerate sexual preferences. Whoop-de-doo. Just like 99% of the people on this site.

This means you're now damned to browse Sup Forums forever and suffer dully along the rest of us.

You're on the board where manons find this sexy.

>it's part of a "But I would tame her with dickings" fantasy.
Right, the low-test virginwalkers could do that, all right...

>actually thinking in ironic concepts
Off yourself, would you kindly?

I detest how the internet has completely twisted he meaning of words, or at the least socially engineered people into using them in ways they previously wouldn't.

Just say "is it weird I find hulk sexy?". Don't hide your thirst for green radioactive cock behind contrarian b.s. pretending to be smart.

Fuck Banner. Hulk is the best when he's in control.

Femanon here also, hulk made me feel funny in my lady parts when i was a very small girl, and to this day i have no explanation why little girl me liked him

>The Hulk

That's not Amadeus Cho.

Hulk is Chad, Banner is Virgin.

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post feet NOW

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexy_son_hypothesis

Hulk is crazy hot.

What if I want her to tame me instead?

Ripped Hulk>>>>>>Strongfat Hulk

It's Avengers Assemble 2012 9-11

I have a few pages because Caselli draws the best faces and a great hulk

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Ay, I 'member that

I would definitely be into the Hulk if I was a woman or gay. He seems like a cuddler.

I'm gay and I find hulk sexy in a completely serious way. So powerful and dumb, love brutes like that. I don't know how Bruce doesn't pop a stiffy every time he thinks about the beast he becomes.

Absolutely disgusting. Shredded hulk is vomit tier.

I don't know if you are the only femanon, but I can promise that you are not the only user

The movie could have been greater if they just stuck with the orcs the whole time.

Lot's of women have fantasies about being dominated. It's super common.

That does NOT mean they want to be actually raped.

that fucking thread

>buttfucking in the pussy

user, i'm a dude enjoys the company of others dudes...and i'm dead serious when i say one of those guys said "no homo" while sucking my dick

Its because he has a big dick, you arent being ironic, you’re being a fucking slag.

he's a big guy

"naa aamo"

>Am I the only femanon here

yes

Listen femanon, I'm a chubby guy in his thirties who works out three hours a day, every day. There are two types of people who hit on me, bara gays and milfs. Theres nothing wrong with you, just give me a beer, a sandwich and forty five minutes to pound your pussy/ass and we're good.

test

They only want to be consensually raped.

>hulk made me feel funny in my lady parts when i was a very small girl

>mfw people that were 12 when the MCU started are in their 20s now

This planet rotates too fast.

His head look like my penis after 12 hours masturbating.

Why are they so cute?

HAHAHAHA. Shredded Hulk>Shrek Hulk