Über (Uber) Invasion #9 Storytime

Do you like Nazis? Do you hate Nazis? Do you like gratuitous death and violence? If you answered "yes" to any of those three questions, then Uber is the comic for you!

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Daniel Gete's art is ever-so-slightly more tolerable this is

Ahem.
...tolerable this issue. I wonder why?

Kinda funny to think of ultra-SJW Gillen writing this comic. It's not exactly his usual fare.

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Sorry that some of these are resized, chaps. Filesize limit's a bitch.

BAM
Enter Jew Hulk, from above

I haven't really been following this for a while, but how's the pacing? I heard that Avatar Press is having some major money problems, so I wonder if Gillen is rushing to a conclusion now

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i'm so behind on this.

they did a kickstarter for Uber to get money that I think went alright.

It honestly might be a little slow. We're just starting to see what might be the turning point in the war so it doesn't look there's an end in sight

I haven't noticed much of a change. Worth noting: the Uber IP is owned by Avatar, so if the company goes under Gillen won't be able to conclude it.

Also worth noting is that IIRC #12 is being drawn currently, so hopefully we'll get at least 3 more issues. That takes us up to mid-Spring. Release schedule's been a little wacky this year.

Dunkirk?

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Yep. Poor Dunkirk. The only decent man in the comic.

Heavy Destroyer who died at Calais.

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Fucking nice.

If we want to go aspurglar about it, he'd be a physical-destroyer, a heavy destroyer would be a nine-activation incomplete cruiser like the 18-activation battleship afros are heavy cruisers.

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>tfw no qt living-weapon demigod 12-year old gf to step on your balls
Why even live?

Finally, payback for Calais. Feels good

I'm figuring Evanston isn't going to get out of this alive. That guy died fighting waaaay above his weight class.

He did receive a halo activation to avoid the body warping of Churchill, so I don't quite get the distinction

And we're out! It's been a pleasure, gentlemen. I'll be back in December, or maybe January, or maybe never. Trade paperbacks of the first 24-issue series can be found at all good online retailers, and digital copies of the every issue in both series can be purchased on comixology.com or comcav.net.

David Getes art is fine, its the way its coloured. IIRC Avatar outsources their colours to some other outfit.

"heavy" designation with higher class of ubers has so far meant more activations than usual, not a physical-halo focus like with tankmen which is instead denoted like 5-1 or 4-8.

It's so good to get back to Patton

Well, 2:0 tankmen are designated Heavy Tank-men, so Dunkirk could be called a heavy destroyer. Uber nomenculture is hard!

Uber is at its best going into these kinds of weird superhuman tactics instead of the ''then the Nazis stomped everyone easily'' it was for too long.

This was a nice issue. Good to see Julk rip and tear, good to see Patton being Patton, good to see the Nazis losing more assets after Siegfried got BLACKED by whole train of supersonic cocks.

All the troop movement stuff just brings into focus how truly retarded Gillen's PoV on the progress of the war is. But, I do like Patton.

What new type of battleship do you think the girl will be? Flight? Phasing? Battleship class super-speed?

So does that mean all the German Battleships are taken out of commission?

I think she's just standard 12:12 phys/halo. Jew hulk may have delivered the superspeed formula to Patton, but that doesn't mean that the loli is configured that way.

Besides, standard speed-focused tank men require specialised equipment and care. With a battleship, those needs are probably magnified. Furthermore, they're activating her on the battlefield. Taking any more risks with one of their best assets would be suicidal.

Sieglinde is wheelchair-bound but technically active, and she's very good with her halo effect. Siegmund is missing an arm but active in America. Siegfried is salami. If he counts, the Japanese battleship is still active in America.

If they had just given Leah a 5:1 physical balance, so 20:4, she would have been unstoppable.

Well Blondie was taken out in America, the gay one has no real love for the Reich, the blonde one is a cripple but she could still fuck shit up.

I know they have another female blonde battleship. Not sure about how many cruisers they have though.

Sieglinde is crippled and useless in a straight fight, but she can still blow things up with her halo effect.

Siegmund is fine, discounting his missing arm. Still a significant threat. In the US.

Siegfried is very much dead.

There's also Hideki, a Japanese battleship wreaking havoc across the west coast of the US.

Finally, there are numerous German cruisers and destroyers in both the US and Europe. Notably Uwe and Elke, a pair of 4:8 cruisers.

Why are the Japs being so retarded with their ubers in general? They literally have suicide uber squads and they sent their ONLY battleship on a suicide run on the west coast.

Wouldn't it make more sense to send him to China? ( the Japanese battleship)

What do you think the domestic situation is like in Germany? Do you think Berlin is being rebuilt in anyway?

Pretty sure Hideki was intercepted.

What's there to do in China? Japan is losing the war to American military and industry, not to Chinese rice farms.

How many issues left until this arc finishes?

Holy fucking shit. She tore the German cruiser in half and he's still alive enough to be questioned.

Last time we saw it, even the high command were eating gruel. All their remaining resources go towards mass production of their new submarines and new Uber classes. Germany is hollow. It's running on hate.

Didn't China get its shit together and start repelling Japanese forces?

Cruisers can survive some shit, and his head and throat are intact.

They can halo up new buildings almost immediately, they should be completely rebuilt.

You have to make the V sign with palm back for it to mean what it is supposed to mean here.

That's my biggest problem with this scene.

HMH Colossus was turned into human paste and he was still alive, they had to use an industrial drill to the head to finally kill him.

Only Sieglinde can do that, the rest of them have problems creating smaller things.

This was quite good. Second most satyfing issue of Invasion.

She have normal activation or something Dunkirt style?

m8 I'm just gonna ask this outright: are you British?

Anyone have that MS paint drawing of a summary of this series as a whole?

Fuck off, cunt.

The hostility makes me think you might be, so I'll go on. Because I am British see, and you're quite right that palm inward is the insulting gesture. But clearly Gillen is actually referencing the V for Victory sign with palm outward and making a joke with it, and that sign was invented in 1941 and popularised during the war so it's a lot more relevant as a reference here.

So you're criticism is actually just being a wee fucking daftie who doesn't understand what he's reading. Or, to phrase things differently,

Say no more, senpai.

In Gillen's defence, recent issues have gone a long way to rectify the problems outlined in the subtle critique attached.

>The hostility makes me think you might be, so I'll go on.

Truly, this is how we generally identify one another.

Also that was a fine spanking there. Well done lad.

This image is just too perfect.

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It wasn't even a problem. It was just tense drama and action that set up a bleak situation for hope to arise from. I feel like the people who criticize Uber for it allowing the bad guys to win and the good guys to fuck up would hate The Empire Strikes Back if it was released today.

I think the main issue people have with Uber is the date when it starts. The Ubers were unleashed just as Hitler was about to kill himself. By that point Germany was completely and utterly ruined.

The argument I often hear is that the Ubers would repel the Soviets for sure, then they'd' just be standing around because Germany has absolutely no infrastructure left to wage a war effort.

Uber would be much better if it started in 1944.

>Uber would be much better if it started in 1944.
Personally I figure it happening in 42 or 43 would be best

If it did the Nazis would have a much better shot.

Wait. If Evanston was a 3:3 Destroyer, shouldn't he be able to last at least a little longer in a hand-to-hand engagement, since Elke is "only" a 4:8 Cruiser?

Even if you only look at the physical, that's still the difference between a normal tankman and a heavy tankman.

It doesn't work linearly.

Thats not how it works, if theres one thing this comic has made clear about the specifics of the superhuman builds is that things dont just equal one for one or scale up how you would imagine they would, a good example was dunkirk while being a 5-1 destroyer was physically stronger then 6/6 cruisers

Is December/Jan really when we can expect the next issue?

>tfw nazis did nothing wrong

Wouldn't they need to remove his eyes in order to effectively keep him prisoner? I mean, sure, he's lost both arms and is missing everything from his waist and down, but those peepers are still packing 8 stacks worth of Halo.

Ultimate redpill about the war: brits are cowards, they did nothing. Same with French. Poles, Russians, Czechs, Hungarians, Yugoslavians did everything. In gratitude they were sold out to Communists.

tl:dr
Fuck western europe, you deserve to burn

Polish people defended britain.
Gratitude? Forget about it. Brits gave Poles the bill for the bullets that Poles spend to defend Britain from Nazis, and Poles had to pay for it. This is the courage of brits. Enigma was broken by Poles, but brits took all the credit.

French had vichy government. They were collaborating with nazis, but nowadays they have balls to accuse someone of being a nazi-collaborator

As much as it pains me, I enjoy seeing the west burn. I hope it won't stop. I will help more muslims to get there. These fuckers deserve nothing but contempt. We shouldn't be speaking in english, but fuck that, these faggots know that they fucked up, they would probably suck my dick If I asked about it

Fuck nazis. But fuck brits and french even more

You hear me cowards? You are scumbags, and you are worse than nazis.

So close, let's see what kind of faggot wasted the numbers

So what asspull will the germans pull to stop the soviets and the americans offensive?

It's funny how US and UK masturbates over the war, considering that they were so late in the game

Any asspull that would make look US and UK not guilty, even if they basically funded Hitler in the long game. Armani and Siemens still exist, and they were Sup Forums

I feel really bad for Tamara. 13 and being subjected to *that*? Talk about rough deal. Shit, aren't Eamonn and Freddie, like, 16 and 15 respectively?

Don't feel bad for her, she is slav.
Feel bad for the brit, who broke his ankle while masturbating

The series is close enough to the end that I think that once the Soviets and Americans start pushing in Nazi shit, it'll continue up until the end without major swings in power.
It'll end with ayys coming in and fucking everyone anyways, regardless of who really winning

What are you talking about? Tamara is a brit, not a slav.

Tamara is not a british name

Gillen is too smart for your puny brain. Go fap to your waifu, this comic is too difficult for you

Well, at least Leah got payback on the chucklefuck cruisers that kneecapped her.

It's a Hebrew name, dumbass. Britain has plenty of those floating around.

Leopold Stokowski
born in Britain: heritage: polish-irish
And no, Tamara IS NOT a jewish name, you cocksucking faggot
It's a slavic name

So? Eamonn's not an american name, but Razor's still born and raised in the US.

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Tamara#English

There's also a river Tamar (and associated Cornish pagan local goddess) which is so British King Arthur was supposedly killed on the banks of it.