Bertstrip thread
Bertstrip thread
Anthony James
Joshua Ortiz
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Joseph Russell
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Jackson Taylor
Remember when Bert and Ernie were made into Pokémon?
Hudson Cox
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Jack Gutierrez
Personal favorite over here.
There's one out there that gets me even more where Grover is all over Mr. Johnson and the text reads
>tired of Mr. Johnson's arthritic bullshit, Grover ascends to his final form.
Jose Evans
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Luis Cox
broth? Or is this a trick question?
Ayden Gray
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Luis Brooks
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Alexander Ortiz
The milk would be broth. The milk + cereal together is the soup.
Adrian Cook
Isn't there a real life serial killer that did something like that?
Jace Smith
Broths are a byproduct of cooking. It's more of a suspension
Camden Phillips
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Eli Stewart
That one's my favorite
Brayden Ortiz
We agreed last time that it doesn't matter whether he gets it right, if that is even possible, he's likely screwed anyway. Because
>Option 1
He gets it right in accordance with what Grover had decided to be correct. Grover gets annoyed that he's been bested and kills Johnson without comment.
>Option 2
Johnson gets it wrong according to Grover's solution, and gets the bullet after Grover gloats and explains how stupid Johnson is for thinking THAT was the answer
And
>Option 3
Johnson gets it objectively right. Grover, being the psycho he is, arrived at an objectively wrong answer, but since he's the one calling the literal shots, everything proceeds according to option 2.
tl;dr it's an altogether fucked up situation with little to no chance of survival.
Sebastian Diaz
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Jeremiah Jones
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Joseph Foster
>Here's option 4
Trick question á la TDK Joker. The right answer according to Grover was not among the possible ones he presented.
Angel Lewis
I've always liked this one
Wyatt Russell
This one makes way too much sense.
Brody Hughes
Yep, dayworker who ate children of clients and then wrote the parents a polite letter about his "meal"
Josiah Gray
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Eli White
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Jaxson Jackson
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Logan Brown
Love this one.
Ayden Walker
>88
kek
Kevin Ramirez
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Carson Morris
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Justin Peterson
>Lip syncs to "You're possessed!"
awesome.
William Hall
>filename
Jose Miller
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Nolan Brown
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Austin Ward
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Christopher Cruz
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Jaxson Perez
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Kevin Miller
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Hunter King
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Brayden Johnson
Why is it so easy to imagine Bert and Ernie being fucked up psychotics?
Leo Smith
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Jacob Wilson
You talking about Albert Fish, The Grey Man? He wrote letters about how the rump roast of the kids tasted. Never sent trophy's back.
Jonathan Diaz
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Robert Long
I fucking love these threads
Daniel Gutierrez
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Eli Allen
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Cameron Gonzalez
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Christopher Johnson
>captcha: 1222 property
Eli Hernandez
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Hunter Morris
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Brody Sullivan
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David Green
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Aiden Barnes
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Robert Walker
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William King
My favorite
Joseph Lopez
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Justin Cook
Bert being a tortured Vietnam veteran is somehow complete believable
Easton Jones
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Cooper Robinson
Yes. That fucked up psychopath.
Caleb White
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Aiden Clark
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Andrew Young
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Evan Nelson
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Ian Morgan
>monarchy in place, aristocracy in place
>socialist
one of these is not like the other
Joseph Lopez
>Did not fuck her, though I could have if I wanted to. She died a virgin.
That shit fucked me up.
Robert Sullivan
>monarchy
>socialist
wew
Michael Morris
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Thomas Wilson
oh fuck oh kek
Jordan Robinson
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Sebastian Lee
Wow, that guy sounds like a real jerk.
Nicholas Rivera
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Caleb Jackson
>Wow, that guy sounds like a real jerk.
Understatement of the fucking centu
Owen Gray
>jerk
A guy molests, kills and eats children and the worst you can call him is "jerk?"
Ayden Ward
>Century
Xavier Scott
please don't respond, it's a retarded meme
Bentley Murphy
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Dylan Baker
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Caleb Myers
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Logan Cook
lol
it happened, it's just that the 6 million number is pulled out of nowhere with no primary historical evidence. we know that the 2nd reich was using trains to send people to concentration camps in the Namibian Genocide. but if you want to know the exact number, you'd have to ask IBM, because their subsidiary Dehomag controlled the punchard machines that tabulated all the information on punchcards. (profts were collected by IBM after WW2)
Michael Foster
*punchcard machines*
John Mitchell
That's the joke
Nathaniel Foster
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Brody Perez
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Lucas Hernandez
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Juan Davis
I can totally see Bert in Nam for some reason
Zachary Rivera
These threads are hilarious.
Henry Jackson
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Henry Carter
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Wyatt Richardson
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Charles Thompson
Context on the pic?
Eli Adams
ahahahah holy shit
Luke Barnes
>filename
underrated
Oliver James
I know, these are great. Bertstrips were my thing when indosciverd them about 3 years ago.
William Clark
What, none of Kermit killing people because of their taste in coffee?
Ryan Robinson
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Henry Lewis
I had to look that one up, jesus
Chase Diaz
i’ve always loved this one
Logan Gomez
>look up SCP-686
now thats what I call a fetish
Evan Hughes
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Caleb Lee
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Isaiah Rogers
>oh Bert, I love you!
>damnit, Ernie! When we do this, you have to call me Red Devil. Now we hafta kill her...