I'm black, I want to make movies, ask me anything

I'm black, I want to make movies, ask me anything

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What's your full name and social security number?

are you black?

Do you know your father?

why are you black?

How can i get a qt gf?

If you have any credit cards, can you post a full pic of the front and say the three little numbers on the back?

WE

The police have body cameras now so you might have already made some. What are your favorite crimes to commit?

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Donald?

why are you struggling writing the letter A? is your IQ

What kind of movies do you have in mind?

Do you plan to rob people and sell the proceeds to fund your films?

are you black?

>The police have body cameras now
Do they now? Crime kino incoming lads

Fuck off back to r*ddit holy shit

If you need a cameraman I work cheap. You'll need to find the girl and the set though

wanna fuck my wife?

How big is your cock? Do you want a sissy whiteboy to breed?

I'm a black screenwriter user, what genre you working with?

Why are you black?

whats it like to be cool?

made me chuckle
OP learn some yiddish and make the love interest a white female with a black male in nazi germany standing up against the racist wypipo
they will just green light it and throw money at you

>why are you struggling writing the letter A?
Because I'm suicidal.

I'm not interested in constricting myself to one genre, but my favorite directors are David Lynch, Wes Anderson, and Satoshi Kon so imagine a mixture of there movies but starring women with big asses.

Tryna make a horror right now

How often you act like a nigger?

>Tryna make a horror right now
you are a hack already
finna try to swim in the wake of Get Out...
you ought to be ashamed

My dick is very small, the BBC meme is a meme.

Black men are only ever cool when they're attractive and hood, I'm neither.

Do you have a waifu and who?

do you like being black?

Do you hate white people?

I'm a bi racial actor, and can play the psychopathic antagonist or homosexual funny man.

POST YOU'RE BBC

Can I make a documentary where you're mugged and killed by a pack of your "brothers" for $10?

Darude - Sandstorm

Nah, Get Out was cool, but I want to make a slasher. I decided to do a horror movie first cause they're cheap.

real life or animated?

black men are always cool....
YOURE NOT REALLY BLACK
THIS GUY IS A PHONY
HEY EVERYBODY
THIS GUY IS A PHONY
A GREAT BIG PHONY

What's the best way to make an omelette?

why are black men so powerful?
how can white bois possibly compete?

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why did you steal the sharpie and piece of paper?

Please whatever movie you make cut that race bait shit out, i am sick and tired of it, besides you would have to compete directly with stabilished hacks such as peele guy and name_black_hack_here so, for the sake of the kino, don't fall for that meme.

I see Jamal, you want to make a spectacular heist movie where you and your buddies have to get some money so you can buy a bucket of fried chicken and make some purple lean but it goes south a tray-tray gets caught. So you gotta bail him out of prison by selling rocks but that goes south as well and lejaykwanza gets shot, so all you have is yourself, you go to the nearby park to rest your monkey brain when you see some big booty white women and you get muh dicc hard so you gotta get up in that ass. As you approach with your dick out you hear a blap in the distance, confused where that sound came from you feel a burning sensation in your groin. You see on the ground a severed black penis, your penis and blood shooting out from where your penis once was. Behind you a white man comes running and throws a rope around your neck. He pulls you to a tree and lets you hang while taking selfies with the white women, they suck him off while you choke to death in the background and that's the tale of the three dindu nuffins

Yeah, I really fucking do.

Make a horror movie where you film yourself walking through a majority white neighborhood

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Would you be black if you didn't have to be?

real life, animated is for losers, my opinion of you will depend largely on this answer

Idris doesn't deserve those ugly trannies

nobody watches slashers anymore
maybe it will get a brief revival when the new halloween comes out but i doubt that it will be good enough to start a trend
what would even make your slasher movie unique?

That... is why you fail.

Is it ok to take amoxicillin, acetaminophen, and diphenhydramine at the same time?

>I'm neither.
That explains why you ended down here.

Why are you wasting your time on this board and not pursuing your dream?

>Nah, Get Out was cool, but I want to make a slasher. I decided to do a horror movie first cause they're cheap.
That genre is dead my friend. Nowadays they're all about sequels, reboots, remakes and throwbacks. Nothing original!

Who's the best white rapper?

Margot is not ugly, how dare you.

How did you found Sup Forums and why are you here?

why are you?

White women are retarded and fetishize us, but it's really not a competition. Honestly white women that are into black men are trash and you don't want them anyway. Take a break from this website and give porn a rest. You can get bitches.

I really enjoyed Get Out, but I don't want to make films as political statements. Virtue signaling is annoying and I ultimately don't care that much.

action bronson

idris is way out of their league
those trannies should stick to their numale boyfriends

she will be when she gets old

At least you're a believer in preserving racial purity, I guess?

waat fuck you dude i was being quietly non racist before you were even born you little punk.

Why aren't we?

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do you?