its a trumans schizophrenic flat mate is in the kitchen all day talking to herself and singing in weird voices so truman stays in his room and doesn't eat or drink
Its a trumans schizophrenic flat mate is in the kitchen all day talking to...
it's a Truman downloads school shooter Half-Life 2 mods episode
just fuck your roomate
came here to say this
Agreed. Sometimes you can fuck the crazy out of a woman. Usually this will go poorly, so just fuck her before you move out.
Go in and say hi fag. I don't even know how people can live with roomates anyway.
said flat mate doesn't exist
it's a truman spends so much time alone and has so little human contact that when he has to talk, the muscles in his face start to cramp almost immediately
Why aren't you hitting that you fucking faggot? I don't care if it is your mom or whatever either. Slay you fucking pussy.
it's a Truman masturbates to trap porn just ironically episode
It's a "Truman suddenly realizes that the real reason why he doesn't have a meaningful life and relationship is because he's a momma's boy who's never had a job in his life" episode
It was so heartbreaking when he just threw this epiphany away and did nothing about it.
It's a Truman spends all of his free time just staring at the ceiling episode
it's a "Truman finally realizes that he is really ugly and has to deal with a huge inferiority complex" episode
It's a Truman's mommy issues lead to his femdom fetish character arc
it's a Truman rubs lube and vaseline on his couch cushions and fucks it fantasizing about girls he didn't sleep with in high school marathon
it's a Truman's depression has gotten so bad he stopped buying weed and only smokes cigarettes while fantasizing about how he fucked his life up season
what season are you on? Because youre going to be seeing more of that in the future, but unironically.
It's a Truman finally realizes that he's mentally a tranny eisode
i talk to myself and sing in weird voices all the time
i'm not schizophrenic, just lonely
You would think Truman would be aware of this
This is awful advice. Coming from someone who only fucks crazy chicks; don't follow the same horrific path I have
ah yeah, filler episodes, there's more and more of them lately, hope Truman gets out of this rut he's in
it's a Truman finally got his life together enough to start finding Truman threads upsetting and says "you can make it Truman, keep going, you're stronger than you think!" out loud through tears episode
Already seen this episode. He is going to relapse.
It's a Truman says fuck you and dips another tendie in his shit sauce that is fermenting between his thighs and takes a big bite episode
It's a Truman gets horrible joke "advise" but he's so bad at social interaction that he takes it seriously and tries to follow it only to make a fool of himself episode
its a truman gives everyone 3 STDS by jerking into their drinking water episode
Bullshit. Name them. I'm a human petrie dish and my dick looks like a Christmas tree and I can't do that. Unless you're counting weak STIs separately, and if you are shame on you, you can do better.
it's a Truman was talking to the other Trumans not himself because he's definitely on his way now providing he doesn't start doing heroin or some shit episode
it's a truman met a girl on omegle and they fell for each other over the course of a year and he made quite a bit off of crypto investing during that time so he flew to Australia to see her and it was even better than he'd hoped and she's going to live with him
when she finishes high school, she's 16 and I'm 22 and ever since he visited her his r9k feels have been cured permanently and he traveled through New Zealand and Asia after and is flying home from Tokyo soon a new man, albeit one who's not sure what he's going to do next, and he's concerned about it since he's starting to run low on money, but hey maybe he'll finally write that screenplay episode
It's a Truman doesn't give a fuck and hopes you all die then changes the channel to watch a sport episode
it's a Truman turns out to be a /fit/ poster in an outrageous twist episode
lel can't wait for the episode where she cheats on Truman and he realizes he should have invested his money wisely. That's one of my favorites. But hey, at least Truman has his memories of happiness, amirite?
mfw really connecting with this girl online
I'm 21, she's 15. Will I be you?
its a trumans flat mate is in the kitchen all day so truman stays in his room and doesn't eat or drink
Probably not. Ask your cellmate in a year.
it's a Truman breaks his laptop at the most inopportune time just when he needs it most and doesn't have time to get it repaired episode
I swear there was an episode with the exactly same plot last season.
6 years isn't THAT bad.
its a truman breaks his laptop and buys a new one even though it would be five times as cheap to get it repaired because he's afraid some of his CP will stay in the computer even if he takes out the hard drive
I don't get this. You pay the same amount, right? Tell them to fuck off and make some food. Set their bed on fire. I don't know. I went from my parents house to a dorm room for a year to a frat house for three years to owning two houses on different sides of my country. Having a live in gf is bad enough, having a roommate you don't even fuck or socialize with? Jesus Christ. I'd have to kill them.
it's a Truman doesnt find the same satisfaction in trap porn as he previously did episode
it's a recurring Truman can't stop his social anxiety gag
It's a Truman doesn't realize he's posting in a thread with an INTERPOL agent and makes that agent's job very easy episode
it's a truman is doing well in life, just got a really interesting job and is spending at least half of his free time doing something constructive instead of browsing imageboards episode
it's a truman wonders why others don't do the same episode
it's a Truman getting hard and fapping to the sounds of his roomate living upstars banging his gf episode
This show has really went to shit since the 20th season.
It's a Truman gets hit by a car or dies from a brain embolism episode
it's a Truman is a bitter faggot episode
Keep watching, there's a good episode coming up where he goes in their room while they're visiting their parents and masturbates to completion while lying on the floor in "revenge", it makes up for the whole arc.
It's a Truman is behind seven proxies and also good luck faggot because I share my actual IP with ten other people and I keep a handgun with a single bullet in it on my person at all times and have been looking for a reason to use it for a long time
Whatever gets you through the days, love. Sup Forums will be here when you get jilted, you'll fit right in with /r9k/ as you start putting on weight.
Thanks for letting us know it's a single bullet so we only wing you.
It's a kill yourself you god damn faggot, if I ever see you in real life I will not hesitate to kurbstomp your fucking head in episode
implying the bullet's for you
it's a truman went to the supermarket to buy muesli because he only has 5 dollars left but a group of people were having a discussion in front on it and trumans social anxiety prevented him from asking them to move and just came home with milk episode.
it's a Truman searches for teenage makeup tutorials on youtube episode
No, we know it's for you, we're gonna wing you and then send you away. See you soon.
its a truman found a trap on craigslist and scheduled to meet up in the park with her but chickened out when he saw her adams apple and only sucked her dick
It's a you know I'm right deep down episode
it's the three years of filler episodes episode
it's a Truman opening one such video with 1m view because she unintentionally showed her nip that somehow haven't been deleted yet and is paranoid that he is now on the list for watching a honeypot video episode.
it's an user is a cuck who gets cheated on by the whores he dates so he projects that onto others episode
It's either that or
it's a virgin user talks about shit he knows nothing about episode
Not sure what season we're on here
Currently on season 13 of Truman tries to fix his life.
kill yourself faggot
it really went downhill after the high school episodes, didnt it?
It jumped the shark around season 12
Just wait till you get to the university and post-uni episodes, I have to get rid of all the ropes in my house during my marathon.
it's a Truman can only stay asleep for 5 hours anymore before he's woken up by unbearable chest pains episode
This story arc will eventually just resolve itself on its own, right?
It's a Truman faps to his old boy erotica and child porn from the early 2000s when he browsed on NAMBLA forums and pedo shit was still available on the internet using an old computer he never gets online, and then feels dirty and guilty after cumming and thinks about killing his wife and himself because God told him in his mind that if he does it he will be fucked by 12 year old boys in heaven for all eternity but then he just cries and drinks the cum from his hands and sleeps in the basement episode.
It's a Truman realizes there is no such thing as filler episodes because he is still consciously experiencing these episodes and thus they are just as important as every other episode of his life episode
Hey artadmirer, long time no see.
I don't understand why Truman thinks his life is so hard though?
Seems like a little bitch who's just taking the university>wageslave route like the normie cuck he is
Now this is Trumanposting
Deep down. You know it's coming. You can act like it isn't on here all you want. It's coming. So am I.
Just kill yourself and the nightmare ends.
it's a Truman has slowly but steadily gone crazy and caught on too late, thus further sending him down the spiral of madness that will eventually consume him episode
Nah, uni episodes were okay. Post uni is where shit hit the wall. It's like the writers are all out of plot. I think they'll cancel it soon.
I just have to trust her. And if she does ever cheat, which I highly doubt, then I just make her life a living hell.
it's a Truman fantasizes of befriending anons of Sup Forums and living together with them just watching kino and exchanging bants every day episode
it's a truman faps only to traps and beastiality and he realizes that normal porn does not do anything for him episode
it's a truman sleeps a lonely night away under the seats of the adult movie theatre episode again
too much masturbation and racism for me to feel comfortable
It's a truman can't get a full erection to fuck his gf but he get completely stiff while chatting with random 18 year olds on dating apps episode.
trumen's gf gonna cheat, ist she?
it's a truman doesn't leave the bathroom all night because he's afraid the bathroom ghost is outside since he flushed
it's a truman has to take a piss in the night and the light switch is on the other side of the bedroom so he sprints towards it and smashed it and for the short moment he's sprinting in the dark immense panic rules his mind but he has done it so often that he doesn't even realize how ridiculous his situation is episode
What does "wing" mean? From context clues, it means something like "swoop up and arrest before the perp can even make a move".
its a truman heads to the hardware store to buy a cylinder of argon gas
series finale soon
Shoot him in the arm or leg to immobilise him
it's a truman finds out about the helium tank method, steals a cpap mask from an acquaintance that was in hospital but then the series producers started mixing oxygen in the helium tanks episode
Doesn't /k/ tell you not to do that shit?
it’s another OP can’t meme correctly and is a giant faggot episode
Shooting to immobilize is stupid. You should always shoot to kill and aim for center mass. If you aren't intending to kill you shouldn't be shooting at someone anyway.
it's a Truman paid 200 dollars to fuck a gross escort only to ejaculate 10 seconds into sex
American cop "logic"
all cops are taught that you dumb fuck
No guns so have to try to stop muslim terrorist with me billyclub
If I kill my enemies then they win!
Time for daily prayer then on to arresting people on facecbook for hatespeech
I'm sure this terrorism will sort itself out
UK cop logic
I'm Australian and we don't have guns anyway but it makes sense. Shooting for arms and legs you have a much higher chance of missing and hitting a bystander. Also if you miss then you have a much higher chance of being injured/killed in the conflict. Also even if you shoot someone in the arm or leg they can still die anyway. Its not like its safe to shoot someone no matter where you hit them.
Shoot offender in leg to immoblise
hits femoral artery and they bleed out in 10 seconds
Guns are a last resort for dealing with a conflict and should always be considered as a last resort. There is a reason that law enforcement uses 'less than lethal' means of immobilising such as pepper spray and tasers, and even those should be used sparingly.
The redemption arc begins.
I know that feel truman
I cry evertim
it’s a Truman has dry masterbated the last three days so much that that skin under the head of his penis begins to tear and become painful. But he is still horny.
It wasn't me it was truman, oscar worthy performance though he sucked her feminine penis like a champ
It's a Truman gets unreasonably excited about trying out the new flavour of Dr Oetker frozen pizza episode
I can't find this episode anywhere on the net
can anybody torent it pls