Have you ever been the victim of a crime Sup Forums?

have you ever been the victim of a crime Sup Forums?

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No. I guess if you count that one time I was victim of a hit and run. My car was parked outside of my house, someone crashed into it in the middle of the night and ran. No idea who it was, no way to find a suspect. Who the fuck crashes into a parked car, what the fuck.

no

ive crashed on a couple parked cars in my life but only if i was drinking or high

Yes. Nothing violent, just burglary.

yes
the same crime that the FEC commits against every citizen of this country each election cycle

More pics of dead qts.

did you kill the fucker?

>ive crashed on a couple parked cars in my life but only if i was drinking or high

>Getting drunk
>Getting high
>DRIVING while either of those things
>Putting the lives of innocent men, women, and children in danger
Kill yourself you fucking mexican fag

make a thread asking for info on the polish genocide by russians or ukranians

some buttblasted kurwa will dump lots of dead/mutilated qts

It was a burgarly not a robbery meaning user never saw the thief.

Yes. One of two times in my life when I was drunk I somehow ended up on the other side of town in the middle of the night in an area known for its rampant crime.
I guess I was pretty lucky that somebody only took my phone.

My phone was stolen once.

in 1977 I was kidnapped and forced to dress as a girl and raped two - three times a day by my sisters bf and his friend for three months in the back of a stolen holden sandman.
when they were caught one did 5 months because he was still 17, my sisters bf was only charged with the car theft and was out 18 months later, the first thing he did was rape me again.

nice roleplay faggot

100% true
why are you so salty?

I'm not.
How old are you ?

sounds pretty hot

48

How old were you? Did they kiss you or just fuck you? Were you a pretty girl?

It's a shame people don't take male rape seriously

news article?

Nope. Small White towns in the pacific northwest.

If Hillary wins then yes

Do you have agp now ?

when I was 13 I was kidnapped and raped by a couple of sandniggers when I lived in the middle east.

Have you (you), roo

was 9
they just wanted sex
in a dress no one noticed I was a boy

One of the best bits by a comic ever

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Have you tried to re-create any of this? I had a GF who was raped by mexicans as a kid and she wanted me to re-enact it, throw her in the trunk of my car, drive her off and rape her someplace.

Some nigger tried to rob me at gun point over 20 dollars worth of weed
>be me walking
>nig ask if I wanna buy some weed
>sure 20
>shows me like a .3 nug
>tell him that's bullshit and either give me more than that or I'm not buying it
>gets mad and pulls gun in broad daylight
>tell him to fuck off and walk away
if you're going to pull a gun then shoot me

I can tell you this much. She wouldn't be wearing the bra

>they just wanted sex
Did they do you seperately or at the same time? DId they beat you? DId they suck you off? Are you a fag now?
>in a dress no one noticed I was a boy
Do you mean they took you out in public?

didn't make the news, in 1977 Australia no one wanted to know about why they had me in a dress, no one asked if they had done anything so I was just sent home. I told my parents and they didn't want to know either, though my dad bashed my sister bf when he came back and kept hassleing me

aussie shitposting

Yes, the police was racist against me. Just because I as a white male went to summer camp, they arrested me. We was only having a friendly game

WHAT S THAT A TASTY SNACK
YOUJ DONT WSANNA EAT A SNACK LIKE THAT

whats an agp?

I was robbed for my headphones once by a group of teenagers/young aduts when I was 15. They followed me from a park almost into a main street and came at me from behind, then circled around once they had me restrained.

The same group never did anything again after I grew a bit(i grew kind of late), they just gave me hostile stares when I passed through. In fact all the 'tough' kids in the neighborhood stopped doing anything after that, and it's not like I became intimidating, I just wasn't small anymore. Especially if they were on their own they wouldn't even make eye contact and would step out of the way.

Kind of changed my views on if an area was actually dangerous, it seems like almost all posturing by cowards

Jacket (with valuables) got stolen in a café.
Lessons learned.

My gf kept pegging me after I was screaming the safe word

Did you do it?

Every two weeks I'm forced to give about 1/3 of the money I earn to this huge group of thugs under threat of kidnapping and confinement. Everyone sees this crime happening but nobody does anything about it.

Yes, I was assaulted by some guy who was most likely high when I was 15. Didnt file charges though since even though punching me a bunch of time I didnt really end up with any injuries and it would probably have been rough to actually find the guy afterwards considering that I lived in Berlin.

quality shitpost as always aussie

Are you turned on by the thoughts of being a woman and shagged by other men ?

nope, I grew up into an anti social cunt that hates any physical contact

>Pull your own gun
>streetsweeper.jpg
>police come
>find gun, drugs on guy
>"I was walking by and he tried to rob me officer"
>Get released
>repeat
>Cleanup Gotham one nog at a time

Mugged(I think this is the correct word) 2 times
One a single guy with a gun, other 3 guys with knives

I once almost burned down a school and no one knew I was involved except one friend.

You know you liked it, you bitch.

What about roads?

I was jumped by 3 guys when leaving a bar once. They stabbed me 5 times. The cops considered it assault. I always thought of it as a fight.

And now the finished product. Thank you for being the transfer point between my phone and my computer OP.

hah
truth? no, I never did. I was like 25 and freaked out by the idea, plus she had gotten herpes from a previous boyfriend so I never ended up fucking her.
>but I kinda regret not doing it now

I was murdered once.

Oh shit it said victim. Uhh.. nevermind! Just a victim of being part of a retarded-ass, brainwashed country.

I got murdered once but don't worry i got my revenge ;)

i raped a girl when i was 13, kind of..

niggers stole my bike in junior high while i was climbing our club tree.

would have never happened before the nigger tide

Cali polack here. Got kidnapped at gun point by some hardcore old white supremacists about five years back. Fucked a random guy out of 60 dollars in a parking lot. He came back later to my hotel room with a key, due to some criminal connection with the hotel staff, forced me to give him all my possessions I did not have a weapon on me. Then he escorted me to his vehicle. He proceeded to his friends house and picked him up. Then took us to Walgreens drive through where he picked up a bag of syringes he made me hold. He shot up crystal meth in the car at this point. We drop off his friend. At this point we have began to open a dialogue. I befriend white supremacist. He drives me back to my home town.

A nigger stole my gold necklace once, WHILE I WAS FUCKING WEARING IT

You was the victim user. Society made you do it brother.

that's pretty kvlt dude

just pay your fucking taxes like a regular human being you turd.

problems with intimacy and physical contact? I was molested as a kid and unless the mood is just right I don't like to be touched by my GF and I know that's the reason why. It's frustrating.

>tough white guy on Sup Forums risked his life over 20 dollars
You forgot to say that you punched him in the face knocking him out then fucked your redpilled aryan wife when you got home.

seperately and same time
no but the threatened to and I was a coward
nope
nope
they took me with them on the surf tour, beach to beach and camping out the back of the van, I didn't get to be alone in public

I tried to kill myself a few years ago so I can't own a gun now.

I am a victim of MGM.

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Actually, let's make it a little more obvious that these are supposed to be TV's

What school? Had a lot of "this is not a drill" fire happenings in my school as a kid

I liked fire as a kid, what can I say. Side-note: I'd probably not mind it if I was handed a flamethrower.

WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING ROADS REEEEEEEE WHITE MALE WHITE MALE WHITE MALE I CAN'T EVEN

nope

My apartment was broken into years ago
A year later I had a stalker
That year I got my CC permit and several guns
Two years after that I came back home from playing baseball in the park with friends to someone robbing my neighbor. I beat one of the robbers in the face with my bat while by friend chased the other down and tackled him, beating his head into the curb.

It's been 5 years since that.
Buy a gun. Learn a martial art.

Take away that whitespace at the bottom...

I was on an overpass at like 1 in the afternoon. Plus the kid was like 16. Litteraly no way he was going to shoot me.

story?

I was almost robbed and assaulted by blacks once

>Be user
>In middle school
>Go pick up little bro in elementary school
>Take bus home since parents are working
>Get off bus stop and have to walk 6 blocks to get home
>Notice 3 niggers a block away from bus stop
>Notice they start following us. Little bro doesnt notice
>Panicking since they are catching up to us and theres no one around
>Walking by a gas station and notice a police car
>Police man notices us and gets to his car and drives by us
>Niggers disperse walking back the other way
>Give the officer a smile and he smiles back driving by us for a couple of seconds until we cant see the niggers
>Give him a small wave good bye and he does the same and drives away

Closest I've been to be assaulted

flag checks out

Jesus, you're lucky to be alive

Did they score a hit on any vital organs?

This website is a crime and I've been robbed of my life.

Yeah I paid $8 for a fucking McDonald's burger what the fuck

Not much of a story. I was fed up with my life at the time and took a bunch of Benz is and opiates to kill myself. My roommate found me and called 911. Spent two weeks in a pshycward as a result.

>trusting niggers at making rational decisions
You're going to get shot one day

I didn't really value my life at the time so I didn't really give a fuck.

>A year later I had a stalker

Story?

whoa, TWO bellybuttons!

There's a large gap between liking fire and being a psychopath.

Some crackheads broke into my car in Reno and stole all my shit when I was living in my car

Been the victim of white collar and regular crimes. Committed by thugs, businessmen, and police/state.

Got mugged once. Lived in a house that got broken into. Had a roommate that got addicted to heroin and started stealing everything in the house.

Maybe a couple more things I can't remember right now.

Read that in a Chinese accent. Good shit.

I'm a victim of theft every day I see a fat nigger and her niglet swarm wasting my tax dollars on ding dongs and oreos with their foodstamps

>Norway
>summer camp
Breivik pls go

A sixteen year old has less to lose, and less life experience than someone more mature. Wouldn't get tried as an adult either.

had 6 black ppl chase me down a stairwell in a public car park askin to buy some weed off me... all i got is dese spliffs man... little do they know only trim in them. they steal 1 but i sell them another 2 for $5 each since they were 1.25x papers :^)

so i guess they scammed themselves

then when i was walkin back from town drunk 1 night some stupid arab cunt asks me for a smoke i say no, he says wait up so i stand there starin dat cunt down while he walks towards me, then he starts running, a chubby lil arab starts runnin and some big 2m tall african lanky fagit.. none of them caught me 8-)

2good for this shit desu stupid shit skins

I'm with you.

Was shot 3 times by a feral nigger who wanted my wallet. Got my left arm, right lung, and grazed my head. Fucker didn't get my shit though.
Was in hospital for 2 weeks then got on with my life.
Will never go unarmed again.This happened in 03.

that bullet wound looks photoshopped.
Wait a minute... THAT'S A GODDAMN ANUS