"Peter, I'm building a team here"

"Peter, I'm building a team here"

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>"...and I need you to be my Übermensch."

What did Raimi mean by this? Why did he tell Peter he needed an Übermensch, instead of saying he needed a Superhero?

>"Alright. I'm in."

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>We are gonna save the white race peter

“When the heil do I start?”

Why did they let the new Spider-Man actor spend time around raimi?

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>let

Raimi doesn't abide by Jewish rules.

Why does no one talk about Amazing Spider-Man films?

"We're gonna reinstate the German Reich to the state it was in during the 1930s"

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You have my attention

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>Remember, Kruber, with great power comes great responsibility. Volkmar the Grim called it "Reiklander's Burden" but I just call it like I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant.
>Saltzpyre looks directly at the camera
>"The Norscans, the Skaven, the Wood Elves...it is our duty to make them fear the hammer. On the Day of the Rapier the Chaos-touched will hang from the Reikwald oaks and the civilized will be at the Empire's beck and call again. The Skaven will all be dead or in chains within 10 years or may Sigmar send a rat-men invasion to conquer Ubersreik this very night. Sigmar bless the Holy Order of the Templars. Sigmar bless Emperor Karl Franz."

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>peter, that tattoo on my arm
>it's not a holocaust tattoo pete, that was a lie
>it's an SS blood group tattoo, you're gonna have to accept your grandpa was a nazi boy
>i stepped on the gas harder than takumi on the touge and all those jews, dead at my hands
>i need you to help me peter, together we can overthrow the EU and bring deutschland back to it's rightful position as the superpower of europe

'cuz they were just liberal garbage devoid of Sam Raimi's touch

I know a guy

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Peter: Uncle, am Superhero fans like Sailor Moon, and Superman
Uncle Ben: Sailor Moon?
Peter: She is Japanese young middle school into first magical girl international in Japan.

Zyklon Ben was gone too soon.

Because they're fucking horrible, and no one wants to be reminded of their existence.

kek

Don't listen to this Imposter I'm the real Führer!

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someone explain this meme to me pls?

I'm in.

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>Peter, are you familiar with Operation Werwolf? Werwolf was a Nazi plan, which began development in 1944, to create a resistance force which would operate behind enemy lines as the Allies advanced through Germany.

I might sit this one out guys, I’m retired now.

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Watch Spider-man director's cut.

Can someone tell me what Raimi told Maguire to say here?

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>when Bruce Wayne pretends he's offended by the offer, but Batman goes along with it

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the holocaust is a hoax

>flashback to late80s/early90s batman trading cards initiated
motherfucker

>"Frankly the Green Goblin is a god damn GAY!"

wtf?

I always thought he looked weird as a kid. Now that I think about it, it must be because he's jewish.

And that's Raimi's contribution to society

>And that's Raimi's contribution to society
No. Raimi was just channeling one who came before.

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i'm in

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Underrated

just now caught the joke, kek

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I'm in.

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Because Andrew Garfield was the only good (cute) thing about them, and Tobey is much cuter anyway.

1. That's Gyllenhaal, not Maguire
2. Why is Jena Malone so cute?

how's this relevant or funny in any way

oy

Can someone give me a quick rundown of this meme

>wood elf
>not druchii

I see through your lies

Remember the scene in the first Spider-Man where Spider-Man is wrestling and tells the other wrestler, "nice costume, did your boyfriend make it for you?"

People on Twitter and Tumblr called it homophobic, so all new copies of the Blu-ray and all streamed versions now remove/replace the problematic line.

As a reaction, Sup Forums started joking about Sam Raimi's "original vision" from his "director's cut."

What about the whole "I'm putting together a team" thing?

Lurk more newfag.

Did they really take it out though, what's in it instead?

I don't see anything homophobic here.

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Kek you got me to giggle, heres your (You)

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>all these Sup Forumstards

Do it again, Bomber Harris!

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kys

First off, I am a white person myself, so allow me to get that out of the way. I’m extremely glad that the white race is dying, and you should be too. White people do not have a right to exist. Period. That may sound like a bold statement, but it’s entirely true. Any white person with even the faintest knowledge of history should curse themselves every single day for being white. Throughout all of recorded history, whites have engaged in oppression, genocide, colonialism, imperialism, and just plain evil on a massive scale. White people have denied every other race the right to exist, and have – at some point in history – oppressed every single race on the planet.

>white "person"

This white boi thinks too highly of himself

>grandpa
>the character's name is literally uncle ben
goddamn retard

I'm a poltard but I agree with bomber harris bombing germany again because its full of shitskins now anyway

...huh?

>white
Schlomo...

>can i join uncle pete?

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The goys are back in town, the goys are back in town

>rat-men invasion to conquer Ubersreik this very night
lol, fuck those skaven faggots

but there's still daily BVS thread?

fucking hilarious please more

got a chuckle out of me

>>i stepped on the gas harder than takumi on the touge and all those jews, dead at my hands

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>sir... I think it was the elf
>oh, thank you, Kruber

Cool, wanna get naked and sit on my dick?

Clever

>Harry tells me you don't like black people. You see Peter, I am quite the nigger myself.

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I already told you. I'm retired.

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Dr Pavel, I'm NSDAP

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>you don't get to bring Freunde

>you don't get to bring Juden

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The masketta jew

Berg?

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If I pull that nose off will you die?

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>Sam I want you to meet our photographer for today Levi Eisenstaedt.
Why did Raimi start twitching so uncomfortably after this? He was perfectly fine beforehand.

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It would be extremely expensive

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>((())) around Raimis head
they know

I dunno Mel, you're getting on a bit.

Wtf does he have to do with nazi's though?

First day on Sup Forums?

Thats Cybill Troy. She would chop your dick off and feed it to you.

Why does Raimi always look like he just had a heated argument on Sup Forums

1488

He even had his own lori that he brought into the battlefield with him.

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It’s in reference to the original script where uncle Ben talking to Peter says, “lurk moar you fucking newfag scum”

Just one last time, mein Führer

This post is so fascinating to me. Who posted it? Why did they post it? What point were they trying to make? What does any of this have to do with anything? Great post.

A slut is a slut

AND THEY SAY THAT A FUHRER CAN SAVE US, NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIT