Reminder that she is getting her very own movie

Reminder that she is getting her very own movie.

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Animated? If so, nice! Live action would suck though.

You know we can't ever have nice things, user.

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>artemis fowl movie
oh hell yeah.
Loved the books, loved the graphic novel dump that happened a few months ago

>holly gets her own live action movie
but why

FUCK
It never looks good. Never.

They were promising an Artemis movie over ten years ago. Fuck Holly, I want Artemis.

Artimis Fowl deserved better than this artist.

I hope something does get made and that it's good.

Come one, user. Just look at Holly is a sexy elf.

Some parts are goofy but he's not that bad, really.

Just give me a fun Butler vs Troll fight, please. And set it to some upbeat rock music like JET too, if you don't mind.

>'rape' is a pretty gentle term for what I have in mind

Yeah, and it’s been slated for a release in 2008. Remember how that went?

That's a shame, an animated serie would have been nice.

I saw this and thought of you guys

who is that, and does it look like she contantly gets fucked and creampied on a daily basis?

I haven't read the book beyond five chapters but does she and the kid really pair up at the end? Isn't she an adult?

No.

fans wanted them to end up together real badly, whether it was due to the author's own weird desire to pair them up or the publisher insisting on fanservice the books definitely hinted at it.

But no they don't, it is just teased. The age difference is pretty crazy. The two meet when Artemis is a child and Holly a grown adult.

But female pedophiles are nice. Niiiice.

he wrote out artemis' fucking love interest to keep the ship alive man.

she wasn't popular with fans, we will never knlw if it was Colfer or the publisher responsible for pushing the ship

She's a three foot tall elf, shipping is logistically impossible.

I'm sure they make freight boxes her size

I would fuck this elf.

Me too!

Never read the series. Is it any good?

Starts good but really starts to fall apart a few books in.

... So which book is the best one to stop at and pretend that everything had a happy ending and no other books exist?

I say Eternity Code. Before everything gets really convoluted with the "Will they won't they" nonsense.

There is one, and only one piece of music for the Butler v Troll fight.

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