What would he have done with Middle-earth?

Jackson Johnson
Jackson Johnson

What would he have done with Middle-earth?

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Colton Lopez
Colton Lopez

Socialism.

Cameron Davis
Cameron Davis

Industrialization

Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

raised taxes

Easton Ortiz
Easton Ortiz

He wouldn't of been very nice

Camden Thompson
Camden Thompson

No casual Fridays

David Diaz
David Diaz

autistically ruled it

William Reed
William Reed

To what end?

Oliver Johnson
Oliver Johnson

probably some weird Orc superhighways or some shit

Xavier Clark
Xavier Clark

he taxed millions...

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

Eugenics

Mason Campbell
Mason Campbell

You're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass and says 'Ommig Khurg undum-ishi. 'Agh burzum ishi, krimpatul!'"

How do you respond?

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Hunter James
Hunter James

he would have taxidermied all the corpses of the dudes and elfs and stuff and used them as gi joe's and middle earth would be like his room where he played with his toys

Jackson Cook
Jackson Cook

me in the top left

Chase Rivera
Chase Rivera

Global cult of Melkor
Use slaves to gather riches from whole world
Work on gathering knowledge of everything
Probably defy the Valar

Charles Morris
Charles Morris

that is a fucking hilarious image, thank you for that user

Daniel Ross
Daniel Ross

Ask how big Ar Pharazons dick was.

Robert Thomas
Robert Thomas

haHAA dude niggers and blacks cant into highways XD! XD

Back to /pol/ with you brainlet

Dylan Young
Dylan Young

Are you feeling okay?

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Isaiah Parker
Isaiah Parker

Are orcs just retarded mindless slaves? Is that canon? Do they have free will? Do they have culture? Just a middle earth full of orcs seems like a very strange image to me. I have never read the books, but in the films they are extremely two dimensional creatures and I can't imagine what they would do once everyone was dead and they ruled middle earth. What does "the age of the orc" look like? People fighting and building towers and shit for no reason? What is the point? It's confusing.

Kayden Brooks
Kayden Brooks

i cut his fingers with my sword

Blake Johnson
Blake Johnson

Think of an ant colony. Or chinese factory workers.

Nolan Foster
Nolan Foster

Tolkien never elaborated because he was a hack

Carson Gomez
Carson Gomez

Are orcs just retarded mindless slaves?
No, read the books. The part were they take hobbits to Isengard and another with banter between two captains in Cirith Ungol.

Hudson Ramirez
Hudson Ramirez

They're not mindless they are just obedient to their god, orcs fight each other so have different opinions, they also know what menus are so when they visit orc restaurants they have a number of options to choose from also showing they have free will

Caleb Harris
Caleb Harris

What does "the age of the orc" look like?
Destruction of beauty in favour of nihilistic 'efficiency'

Christopher Ortiz
Christopher Ortiz

and where is he getting the money to maintain those roads? do the orcs pay taxes?

Josiah Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz

read the last ringbearer

The novel is based on the premise that the Tolkien account is a "history written by the victors".[2][3] In Eskov's version of the story, Mordor is described as a peaceful country on the verge of an industrial revolution, that is a threat to the war-mongering and imperialistic faction represented by Gandalf (whose attitude has been described by Saruman as "crafting the Final Solution to the Mordorian problem") and the elves.[2] For example, Barad-dûr, Sauron's citadel, is described in chapter 2 as

...that amazing city of alchemists and poets, mechanics and astronomers, philosophers and physicians, the heart of the only civilization in Middle-earth to bet on rational knowledge and bravely pitch its barely adolescent technology against ancient magic. The shining tower of the Barad-dûr citadel rose over the plains of Mordor almost as high as Orodruin like a monument to Man – free Man who had politely but firmly declined the guardianship of the Dwellers on High and started living by his own reason. It was a challenge to the bone-headed aggressive West, which was still picking lice in its log ‘castles’ to the monotonous chanting of scalds extolling the wonders of never-existing Númenor.

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Jaxson Rodriguez
Jaxson Rodriguez

Orcs have to rent tents when they're camped, they also have to pay the smith to repair their armor who in turn has to pay to be provided some land in their camp and pays for a blacksmith license, there are numerous restaurants in orc camps who pay a license fee to serve meat and alcohol

Ethan Nguyen
Ethan Nguyen

ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
what did he mean by this?

Asher Ross
Asher Ross

Call him a fag because he wears ring and not married. What is he gonna do, strike me with a club?

William Wood
William Wood

the last ringbearer
Nik Perumov books
Russians sure love to rewrite Tolkien.

Gabriel Ramirez
Gabriel Ramirez

What do you think black would do if they inherited the world? They seem to be two dimensional creatures that just rape and build shanty towns. The worse a group the more mindlessly power hungry it is.

Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller

If Sauron won you'd have the modern world, but with orcs.

Jace Gray
Jace Gray

That he likes shitty virgin bands like burzum instead of alpha chad bands like pentagram

Parker Thompson
Parker Thompson

To develop an orc space program so he can shit on the moon to piss off the Ainur since they'll have to clean it up

Jordan Watson
Jordan Watson

Criminally underrated logic

Angel Cruz
Angel Cruz

Neckbeards that nitpick every other franchise in history get really triggered if you ask this quesiton.

GRRM wasn't even criticizing Tolkein, he was talking about narrative differences and styles, yet they're still not over it

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Chase Turner
Chase Turner

Maybe one day you'll understand memes are just jokes and people don't actually care as much about the subject as you think they do

Lucas Young
Lucas Young

when the big booty orc waiter comes to your table and you tryna look cool

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Aaron Young
Aaron Young

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Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

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Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

Put a tariff on Mithril

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

kek have a (you), you magnificent bastard

Caleb Sanchez
Caleb Sanchez

I know you're just a twink under that armor and Morgoth is the real dark lord faggot.

Robert Wright
Robert Wright

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Brody Wood
Brody Wood

Why didn't Sauron just politely ask for the ring?

Austin Taylor
Austin Taylor

one world government, world bank, cause micro wars and civil wars based on the struggle for resources while financing them, funnel most of it to his tribe, profit off all wars on middle earth and destroy humankind by diluting their blood with orc blood.

Justin Moore
Justin Moore

JRR Tolkein intended this parralel to be made. It is no coincidence that Mordor is in the East, like the Soviet Union.

Evan Collins
Evan Collins

I haven't read Silmarillion, just some a bits of here and there from wikia and LOTR threads.
Weren't Valar so OP that even if Sauron controlled all of Middle Earth, they could just arrive and unfuck all that shit in a day?

Lincoln Hall
Lincoln Hall

Weren't Valar so OP that even if Sauron controlled all of Middle Earth, they could just arrive and unfuck all that shit in a day?

Yes but they wouldnt, sending eagles was a huge deal as it was.

Nathan Phillips
Nathan Phillips

its a metaphor for technology being used for absolute domination and centralization of power. the one ring is potentially anything that has the power to coerce nearly everyone to their will.

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Jaxon White
Jaxon White

Yesh. They fucked up Morgoths shit 2 times before and Sauron is just a lowly maiar to them. Sauron could have destroyed the whole of middleearth but as soon as he tried to move to Amar they would snip their fingers and blown his ass the fuck out.

But it makes one wonder why the Valar sometimes waited for Morgoth to fuck shit up, and then intervene - but not sooner. Did they wait for Eru to tell them it's ok? Not that I remember.
The Valar were just lazy I guess.

John Nelson
John Nelson

The War of Wrath almost destroyed Middle-Earth, after which they swore to not intervene again (since Morgoth was gone anyway).

Blake Johnson
Blake Johnson

Sauron did N O T H I N G wrong

Adrian Campbell
Adrian Campbell

implying

Colton Hall
Colton Hall

they also know what menus are so when they visit orc restaurants they have a number of options to choose from also showing they have free will
this is kino

Angel Watson
Angel Watson

And when they are almost caught by the scout and the sniffer orc.

And the part where they are forced to march with the orcs.

Sorry but people who haven’t read the books should fucking neck themselves.

Robert King
Robert King

It's Gods will.

Zachary Howard
Zachary Howard

youtube.com/watch?v=RRzVYYESyv4
It definitely sends chills down the spine.

Owen Lopez
Owen Lopez

Palantir Technologies is a private American software and services company which specializes in big data analysis.
The company gets its name from The Lord of the Rings, as a palantír was an object that could be used to communicate to or see far away parts of the world.
jesus christ

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Charles Nelson
Charles Nelson

Send my dog against him.

James Ortiz
James Ortiz

yes but they really don't like intervening in middle earth. they only do when they absolutely have to. sauron know this, and attempted to use it to his advantage by having ar-phazaron invade aman and fight the valar, assuming (correctly) that the valar would blow the fuck out of a human army.

Xavier Reed
Xavier Reed

the valar, however, didn't want to slaughter thousands of humans and so they asked eru to intervene.

Henry Bennett
Henry Bennett

Whenever they directly intervene, they destroy parts of middle earth.

Christopher Sanchez
Christopher Sanchez

Tax reform.

John Kelly
John Kelly

Mordor is Turkey, orcs are muslims, and Gondor is Belgrade. Based Tolkien foreshadowed kebab removing

Asher Perry
Asher Perry

Why is reddit humour so trash?

Dominic Adams
Dominic Adams

Back to /pol/

Julian Carter
Julian Carter

le serbs are le based kebeb remover meme
Serbs are asiatic hordes themselves, the wall of Western Civilization is Croatia
based putin saviour of the white race tho
no

Elijah Murphy
Elijah Murphy

TURK IS EPIC. TURK IS SAINT. TURK IS GOD

Joseph Peterson
Joseph Peterson

mfw sauron is less evil then those people

Owen Harris
Owen Harris

Black Speech becomes the official language of Middle-earth.
No one can speak a sentence without the earth shaking.

Angel Carter
Angel Carter

Croatians are catholic serbs

Robert Jenkins
Robert Jenkins

rape

Jeremiah Moore
Jeremiah Moore

You have to wonder what their tax policy is

Luis Phillips
Luis Phillips

I want to kill you right now.

Matthew Sanchez
Matthew Sanchez

The biggest human centipede ever.

Jayden Flores
Jayden Flores

Gondor is Belgrade
/int/ is laughing at you

Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

Made it great again.

Joshua Jenkins
Joshua Jenkins

Why, what did i ever do to them

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