>"Putin? I'm gonna start a team, it's a big thing.."
"Putin? I'm gonna start a team, it's a big thing.."
Jeremiah Bell
Blake Allen
>c-can i bring my big friend Donald?
Jackson Perry
>she's just crazy
Dylan Garcia
COME TOGETHER
Kayden Perez
Dominic Brooks
>We're gonna win... bigly...
Evan Myers
Putin is such a manlet
Jacob Morales
>Da my burgerloving friend, but I want an aryan female in the team. And this is not open to negotiation.
>Oh I have the best blond right here! She reminds me so much of my daughter Vlad it's unreal. Unreal! You're going to LOVE her. She's phenomenal. Phenomenal!
Jackson Mitchell
People still use those old fuck telephone?
Evan Mitchell
It's secure.
Cameron Taylor
Old people are more susceptible to cancer so using a landline is less likely to give them it
Henry Cox
You can encrypt and scramble the ever-living FUCK out of them.
Chase Stewart
Well boys, looks like you made it! I've been waiting all this time. This your team? Fantastic! Let's not make this long and contrived, you can join me, or you can fail. And I do hate to see my enemies suffer, I highly recommend doing the former!
Evan Rogers
>the master of disguise
Bentley Allen
>I heard you needed a hacker...
Ethan Green
>he's already in
>on the team
Jack Morales
>the muscle
Jaxon Sanders
the brain...
Jacob Murphy
>We'll also need an expert of the terrain... Meet Macron, three tours in Mali, four covert missions in Burkina-Faso, ten kills in Sénégal. He's your man if you need someone out of the picture.
>Well messieurs, what are we waiting for sacrebleu?
Jaxson Stewart
baste
Dominic Jones
>the brains