TROLL IN THE DUNGEON
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dat shitty CG
Literally a PS2 game
el ogro de las britanicas....
Wasn't JK Rowling set on not using American actors in Harry Potter?
Was Quirrell completely controlled by Deh like how Yerks control their hosts in Animorphs?
Whats fucked is that voldemont was living on the back of this dudes head. Imagine if quirrel went for taco tuesday and was absolutely reaming the toilet with a nasty turd and voldemort had to endure the whole thing. I wonder what it would smell like
Though you ought to know
Honestly doesn't look too bad there, you got a webm or something?
pretty standard for the early 2000's desu
less than a year before Gollum in Two Towers
yes, but WHAT’S THE PASSWORD?
Deh! In the dungeon!
I would not care about la creatura if i was in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
a-at least the books were good though
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
No dullest franchise pastas today! No sir! Not one single bloody pasta! Not one!
WHERE THE DEER AND THE ANTELOPE PLAY
Shit intro today desu.
passes out in the middle of the room
turbine could have fallen off or could have been removed when someone tried to give him mouth to mouth
should "DEH" and "the Meme that can't be named" combine forces?
a fresh deh!post
Don't worry it's just Dan Schneider. You're all too old for him anyway.
Based Deh! posters
taking the lot
Greedy little shits will get nuffin
If the troll was in the dungeon, then what is the problem? he's locked up...
Is there no such thing as an unlocked dungeon? Have you even minored to think of that?
Quirrel released it so it would kill Harry and co.
well gollum literally looks like very slim serkis and troll's full cgi
Locked or not, how could he get out? He'd be trapped by human sized doors.
That's leaving a lot to random chance now isn't it?
There is absolutely NOTHING suggesting their dungeons only have human sized doors, and not only that, but their human-sized doors could very well be big enough for a troll with the likes of Hagrid being around.
Perhaps not everywhere but a good portion of the wizard castle is obviously sized for human scale areas. Of course there are a few places with big doors like the entrance or the main hall.
Dry up Dursley you great coon
HARRY POTTER... IS DEH!
DEH HE HEH
EH HEH HEH
You can always tell the great pasta posters based on whether or not they include Clifford for President
Wasted opportunity desu
But all memeing aside, how did this pasta become so popular? And who made the original ranking of those books?
I only come back to Sup Forums for two things; the Potter posters and pic related.
Is Deh posting the greatest thing to happen to mankind since that Newton nigger discovered electricity?
electricity wasn't discovered, it was invented
The way it was regulated was an invention, electricity is a natural phenomena
Electricity wasn’t invented, it exists in nature. The word you’re both looking for is “harnessed”
I think the word you Anons are looking for is "harnessed".
first thing he do is to show off in front of the poor
Genes in work, right ?
Also it was Ben Franklin, not Isaac Newton
Holy hive-mind Batman!
holy dubs Bateman
literally walked out of the theater after that scene
Why was hitler and rasputin in harry potter
Because hogwarts is actually hell
Well, it is the final scene
When did potter posting became this amazing?