You're watching... Adventure Call!

You're watching... Adventure Call!
My name is Falconhoof, and I will be your guide.

Greetings traveler on Line 1, are you ready to begin your quest?

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kill jester

You awaken in a large cell... the door is open and the body of a guard lies dead in the corridor.

The guard is a female elf.

What do you do?

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BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP

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Roll for seductive greet.

... come again Traveler?
Was that a... a spell of some kind?

You roll.... and fail.
However the guard is dead, Traveler, and your advances would fall on deaf ears either way...

Use normal greet and ask for directions.

I... alright...
You warmly greet the guard and ask her for the quickest route out of the dungeon...

She does not respond..... she is dead...

Would you like to try leaving the cell and seeing whats down the hall Traveler?

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Plunder elf corpse, in particular keep a lock of her hair as lucky charm, go north.

HMMM...BARRY'S RED COLA

You find a small dagger, keys to the cells and a strange gem among her possessions...

You take a lock of hair and head North.

... You find yourself facing 3 doors. Only one of these will lead you to freedom... Do you choose the West, East or North door Traveler?

Go whence I came

.... You return to the cells... the now slightly smelling body of a plundered elf lies at your feet...

What would you like to do next?

Go whence I came

You....

You are once again facing three doors. Only one leads to your freedom Traveler... what would you like to do?

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Go whence I came

Traveller you wont find anything new in your cell or on the elven guard.

... But you walk down the corridor once again and return to your cell. Nothinghas changed except for a rat now niblbing on the guards fingers.

supposed to be for

Take finger from guard and go north

KILL JESTER

... You use the dagger to sever the guards ring finger, gold band still attached.

You arrive to the three doors once more, holding the dripping finger

I've got Kirstin McLean lewds if anyone is interested

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Share them Traveler

Go west.

You open the West door with your key.

Inside the door... is a large mirror. You see yourself for the first time in your adventure.

You are wearing a large colourful hat, with small bells dangling from each point.

Your trousers are poofy and baggy.

Your shoes end in small upward points.

You are a Jester traveler... what would you like to do next?

Go up

Post em

kill jester traveler

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jump the chasm

Fooget et, I'm talkin shite

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kill jester

what the fuck is this i just youtubed it it looks hilarious

wehlcome
tae limmy's show

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not you again you lying ass monkey

>tfw you have limmy's body
should I just kms

You take the elves dagger.. and pierce your heart...

As you fall you notice your reflection does not. It stands in the frame watching your body crumple, a cruel smile on its face...

Is the mirror enchanted...? Was it simply an empty frame with a malevolent jester standing on the other side..? These are the last thoughts that run through your mind as the darkness engulfs you...

... you are dead...

i do like brit comedy thanks for givin me somethin tae watch

if u want more scottish kinody check out still game, its comfy

>KILL
>I
>L
>L

>JESTER
>E
>S
>T
>E
>R

where does this one and the other come from anyway?

If that’s yer ‘hing

Sometimes, on rainy days, I wear baggier trousers than usual right?

I go out into the wet weather, I wait til nobodies around... and i pull the trousers out, like a kangaroo pouch... just letting the rain into my jocks, soaking into my cock ..

You?

BARRY'S

RED

COHLAAA

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kill......jester

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"No!"

What's yer 'hing?

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Sometimes I go on Sup Forums

Start up a trap thread.. wait for some anons to jump in and start posting their traps.. then I’ll start bagging the trap posters and curse them out

the best part is.... ne’b’dy knows it’s me that started the thread