Say this movie comes out today instead of 20 years ago. What's the Internet's reaction?

Say this movie comes out today instead of 20 years ago. What's the Internet's reaction?

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Hades is the bad guy here?

tumblr would love all the fat characters
there sure are a lot in Hercules

Some of the jokes still work but those sexy thicc muses would have to go.

>more fucking color washing
Because of COURSE the muses aren't white.

Honey, you mean SOCIALJUSTULES!

i suppose there'd be a lot of fanart of them. It'd be cool to see them in casual clothing.

but I suppose you wanna talk about Sup Forums's psychotic rants

Probably WE. Good flick though.

lol'd

Posts in perfect sequence yelling
WE
WUZ
MUSES
N
SHIET

I can't blame them. You see enough of something that contributes nothing to a story being shoved into media and you start to get paranoid and see it everywhere.

>20 years ago

No. You're lying. It couldn't have been that long.

>"Why is Hercules such an oppressive aryan?"

>"Better Superman than MoS"

The movie’s always been a big mess that’s enjoyable nonetheless, so I imagine reaction would be middling.
It would also almost definitely be CGI, though if they did come out with a heavily stylized 2D feature nowadays it would get props from animation enthusiasts just on that factor alone.

>Gospel music: music sung at churches accompanying the Gospels, written studies of the life and story of Jesus Christ
>Muses: entities in the polytheistic Greek mythos, responsible for inspiration and creativity
I feel like someone thought there was dots to connect there, but that just makes me even more angry and confused. I was then and I would be now.

And the rest of the movie is just as bad. I mean there's SO MUCH elbow room for you to make up your own random shit about Greek Mythology without really fucking up the basic facts, but Disney wasn't even content with that. Even though like 30% of their shit is directly or indirectly derived from the Grecorman-inspired Classics. Hell, Beauty and the Beast was more about Greek Mythology than Hercules was.

WE WUZ KANGS
THE GREEKS WERE ALL BLACK
IDRIS ELBA IS IN EVERY SINGLE JOINT
WHAT A PRO
HERC WILL BE A NOG
POINT ANY BLACK ACTOR AND WE'LL GIVE HIM A WHITE ROLE

>letting neo nazi james woods having a leading role

It would attract the obnoxious kangs fags that's ruined Black Panther and we get a bunch of BLM edits.

I think more conservatives would be pissed off at the false pagan idols imitating christian music than the blackwashing of traditional white mythic figures.

Pol would fucking love the jewish bargaining villain with shark teeth and sunken eyes. He would become the goto evil jew caricature real quick

I'm going off the implication that Hercules is released this year, but everything else is the same.

First, public reactions when it's revealed
>Disney finally going back to traditional?
>Pixar BTFO
>Anyone else wanna fuck that horse?
>film theory: Hercules is connected to aladdin?

Second, general audience reactions when it premieres
>Go The Distance is the top new song!
>Megara is soooo SJW, I love it!
>I ship Hades and Hercules XD
>Zeus is a total hottie wtf I love SU now?
>WE WUZ THE FATES AN SHEEEEIT
>that ending was such an asspull, fuck the creators
>Hercules General 299: THICC edition
>FrozenFags BTFO
>obviously "I won't say" is the objectively better song
>Hercules animated show due to come out in 2018!
>anyone else wanna fuck the horse

What are the muses' names?

does anyone still care about gospel music?

THICC

Sounds appropriate

Drummers

Tumblr would definitely be correcting shit so quickly it would be remarkable. Hades isn't really a villain. The guy is just sick of taking the trash out in the house while the gods eat and don't clean whatsoever.

The fuck am I talking about? Hades basically takes care of the death after the gods fuck the planet up and society up. Kids dying. People dying. All sorts of shit.

Controversy over James Woods, SJW outrage, aaaaand a temporary sales dip.

Hades would probably be the new flavor of the month. Eventually people start to ship hades with other au versions of himself called hadesest

Has anyone drawn a male version of the muses?
I'm asking for a friend.

There would be lot more porn

People are already saying that even though if it were a Superman movie with the exact same plot people would trash it

What? What happened with james woods. I probably don't even want to know.

Damn, it makes me sad we'll never see the Hercules fandom.

Where's Iolus

>>Megara is soooo SJW, I love it!
ITT: This is what Sup Forums incels actually believe kids talk like.

Hercules came out in 1997. Right now it is 2017.

It's what tumblr talks like.

Didn't he say something a bunch of retards disagreed with? I believe that's all that's required of being a nazi.

How did people react to the black muses back then?

Tumblr IS mostly teenage young girls, ya know?

I didn't see it til it came out on video, but, for the most part nobody really reacted that I knew

Everyone sniffs their own farts while talking about how AKSCHUALLY HADES WASN'T EVIL IN GREEK MYTHOLOGY YOU PLEB SWINE!!! and congratulating themselves about how smart and erudite they are.

Also something about vaguely brown muses I guess.

No one gave a fuck

No, and you hang out too much on Sup Forums if you believe so.
Only crusty conservatives and internet virgins use the term "SJW" as a way to lump everyone they dislike into one bag.
People with liberal/progressive values definitely don't fucking use that term, you moron.

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Pretty sure Woods is just a typical American conservative, don't think he's pulled a Mel Gibson just yet

He tried to sue someone for being mean on Twitter. He’s a total moron

Only slightly topical, but, what happened exactly? What was said to him?

We would get more porn of Muses.

> black womyn reduced to singing pretty girls
#uproar #notyourgirld

I liked the version where he was a space godzilla

Name three.

Phil
Bacchus
That one Fate

If it was written now? Then we might get some actual greek mythology up in this bitch instead of just using it as an [insert my bible story in this other random place/time] moment. Fuck this Samson and Delilah story.

Not him.
However.
Demeter, Thalia, Philatedes, Bacchus. To name four.

The only type of person who gets assblasted when the term SJW gets thrown around are SJWs themselves.

Yeah because Disney movies have become really faithful to source material in the last 20 years.
Fuck I hate mythologyfags.

Age of Myth is pretty fun though...

>greek.jpg
what is your favourite language version?
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>Phil
>partially based on a god that raped nymphs (Pan)
>casanova wannabe
>loved by Tumblr

I won't say I'm in Love Spanish version is perfect.
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>I can't blame them. You see enough of something that contributes nothing to a story being shoved into media and you start to get paranoid and see it everywhere.
its called the Baader Meinhof Phenomenon

kek, what a good joke that can never be re-purposed for anything

The reviews would immediately point out everyone's race and how Meg is a "badass"

No no no user, we'd be seeing hundreds of Meg re drawings to make her more "realistic" looking.

Yeah but Samson and Delilah is already culturally Greek

Oh god
>Bunch of trans-Herclues head cannons
>one of thoes 'race and sexuality reimagined' vis a vis that Undertale one
>everyone with copious amounts of body hair because 'razors wern't invented yet, lol'

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>Me being greek
>Listening to greek dub of the songs
>Many non-greeks love the greek dub

I miss the time when greek dub of Disney animated movies actually put great effort and even hiring famous greek actors and singers for them. Now the greek dub of all modern Disney animated films are just passable.

100% accurate.

You forgot, "Greek hero does something innocuous. pisses off God for literally the pettiest of reasons, they ruin their lives hard."

The only example I can think of that kind from greek mythology is Arachne' story. Can you remind me more examples?

Right. I forgot Tiresias' story.

Geez, for a wisdom goddess Athens was such a bitch!

If you count "exist as an illegitimate child of Zeus"... well, that adds to the total

Medusa(gorgons?) was said to be the most beautiful sisters till a jealous goddess caught wind of it
There was also that girl Apollo cursed to see the future and have no one believe her
Iirc Poseidon got was known for being a fickle god

Everything is on point except for the tumblr slang, I understand you're allergic to most sites other than this one but you sound like a very old exec trying to appeal to the youth with outdated slang and memes.

I like the version where he was a guardian trying to protect his loli.