Scene in venice

>scene in venice
>man paddling canoe singing O SOLO MIAAA

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>scene set in Venice
>tarantella starts playing
>no blasphemy to be heard

I unironically want to go to venice and do this as obnoxiously loud as possible. I want every local to hate every tourist for the rest of time.

>scene in italian restaurant
>WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATS AMORE starts playing

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>implying they don't hate every single tourist already

MY DEAR ELISABETH
I BEG FORGIVENESS
I MADE SUCH A BIG MESS
ON YOUR SHOES FROM NINE WEST

>scene in Napoli
>bunch of autist subhuman manlets don't follow you trying to sell you Maradona merchandise
>you don't die of malaria and from drinking contaminated water
>the Mafia doesn't get your organs to sell

>scene set in america
>burger music starts playing

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>scene set in france
>drinks wine
>cigarette smoking
>attractive women insulting Jonah

>scene in Vietnam war
>There Must Be Some Kind Of Way Out Of Here starts playing

>scene in venice
>"commendatori!"

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>Funeral scene
>OH DANNY BOY THE PIPES THE PIPES ARE CALLING

every local is in the tourist industry. That city exists for no other reason now

immersioni status: RUINED
that and students which make up for like half its population

>scene in a high school
>no shooting

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>Action scene in Paris with Eiffel Towel visible
>Accordion intensifies youtube.com/watch?v=V16HOxmLe3k

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America isn't that bad. I did 13 years of public school and only got shot once.

I've been shot thrice but thankfully my extra layers of fat decelerated the bullets enough to save my organs

It's less uncommon that you think. When I was on vacation in Italy, I heard Volare no fewer than four times in the three days I was there: Twice in Rome, once in Florence, and once in Bologna. I swear it's like their national anthem or something.

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fuck venice

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>scene in England
>police don't have guns

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>scene in a church
>SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS starts playing

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t. g*novese kike

>scene in murrika
>man in diabetes mobile singing OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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my tribal ancestors smile upon me, slavshit

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It's like a curse: tourists want these songs everytime, we now think that you like 'em.

>scene in shitpostia
>DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

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Genova is literally and unironically the ugliest city I've ever seen, and I'm being 100% serious

your words are worthless

>BLAH BLAH BLAH I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUUU
(you) I guess

worthless post, worthless opinion

great argument!

>scene in Venice
>dark green water with plastic bags and bottles floating around
>diocanmimortivafarincuƂo everywhere

>o solo mia

Uneducated american scum.

>no ghesboro
>no more
>no ti ga
DROPPED

>paddle
>solo mia
>frogposting
That's a lot of baits.

>watch season 2
>youtube.com/watch?v=RqTOYtN5cIs plays in literally every scene

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>Watching any Italian made movie
>Oliver Onions starts playing

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We should start playing Masini everywhere
>I would like to tear down those clothes
>that make you look like a hooker
>and to hold your legs wide open
>as I fuck you until the morning
Pottery.

>ghesboro
REEEE MAINLAND
gb2campalto

I FEEL LIKE A KING
I FEEL LIKE A KING IN MY BUGGY

>I swear it's like their national anthem or something.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q1VGoKBKR3I

Uncultured swine

>not available in your country
then host your own fucking youtube, get the fuck out of the american one, god dammit i hate other countries

>implying I'm even in (((provincia di ven*zia)))

It's O Sole MiO

>the Mafia
good thing since mafia is in sicily