RWBY/RT General #1268: Slav Edition

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>1. Love RWBY, hate RWBY, just don't try to tell us it's good
>2. Read the pastebin: pastebin.com/UmEaBVGW
>3. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion

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RWBY Volume 5 Episode 4 link:
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Previous Thread:

>May Zedong
>Slav

GAY JAUNE

What did he see /RWBYg/?

Weiss

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Ruby's cookie-themed underwear.

I want to do lewd things to the sniper while she is trying to line up her shot.

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Jaune sucking Oscars dick when

He found Pyrrha's ashes and did a line

Someone in the last thread wanted a sweating Blake
I hope this will suffice. Cropped from that Jaune bunny pic

Nora!

Pyrrha!

Shouldn't she be licking herself?

Blake would have beat neo 1v1 unlike yang or rwby.

Make Ruby cry.

Only a faunus with a long reptile/amphibian tongue could lick their forehead.

Tai loves yang more than you
Qrow loves booze more than you

96543860

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Pow right in the cookie hole

/ourgirl/!

to be fair i also love booze more than myself

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Whats your regular drink?
Whats your special occasion drink?
Vodka/Whisky most of the time for me.
Jager as a fun holiday treat. Christmas is coming yum yum.

Crescent Rose is going to shatter into a million pieces and you will never manage to find them all to fix it.

Ale is my go-to really.
Whiskey when I need something heavy.
We have a tradition in my family for Christmas and that's mead.

I'm the One!

threadly reminder RT is racist af

reminder that monty is still working for the show

>Reddit are only just figuring this out

>We have a tradition in my family for Christmas and that's mead.
Me too. Well, the family excluding everybody but me. I cannot wait to visit the meadery next month.

Is this real, or was it one of us mocking them?

neat

the best part is nobody knows if it's real or not

But he said that the souls merge. Headmaster Ozpin would've had one soul by then, and not been a split personality.

so mine just came in the mail today and the realization just hit me like a wall that i've been ruining my life and finally just made it official.
no regrets

must be a lot of newfags over there
it had been talked over multiple times before

Look how the redditor gives a blank holy shit as though it was some mind-boggling revelation.

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>regular
beer/gin/whiskey
>special occasion
shit i dunno, everclear or like nice wine maybe

>Cool and interesting.
Kek, nah she was a THOT.

weiss is nice

nice is weiss

Don't worry, a daki is not an impediment to success. Just look at Misa.

Whom is it a daki of?

this desu

My tolerance is at the point where I have to make it the cheap stuff if I want to drink in the quantities I need to get blotto. My local bar does a special, $6 for a can of bud and a (usually double) shot of well whiskey, tends to be Evan. Four or five of those and I'm good.

If I'm at home it's just a trader joe's box of red.

I don't have a special occasion drink because I can't remember the last time anything happened worth celebrating

Would Sun be less comic relief if he had a weapon that was easier to animate?

Cinder and co are headed for Raven's camp. Do you think they'll arrive shortly after Raven sends Yang/Weiss off to Qrow or shortly before and that's the reason why Raven's sends them off?

I'd rather have her arrive while they're still there so we get a 4v4 fight

Got Penny pregnant.
Wat do?

Reformat.

blame windows defender

ctrl+z

Take responsibility
Raise my little copy+pastes like a good parent

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What would a Penny vs Lambda-11 go?

she's a bitch

Ask on Stack Overflow for help.

you're a bitch

WEISS WEARING PANTS MOTHERFUCKING WHEN!?

>The waiting is over, go loud

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the pic was related

never, pants are for peasants.

>Someone called for pest control and we answered
>Get your ass moving

I want Jaune to
>run into his family
>get the kill on Cinder
>die miserably protecting his friends

Motherfucker.

>Remove kibble.

The beta bandit

You know what needs to exist?
RWBY girls and boys wearing plugsuits.

Welcome to the club user

Never ever user

at least i'm not as big of a bitch as weiss is

weiss is really nice

I want Jaune to:
>ACTUALLY FUCKING DO SOMETHING!
>Fug Weiss.

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>plugsuit
>heels

What the fuck is wrong with people?

That's funny, because I don't think any of that is going to happen

The Stacy huntress

Doesn't look that bad

Ruby's drunk again.

I want Jaune to live a long happy and successful life with Ruby.

oh no shes behind the wheel

looks like shit

Well at least it's not a truck.

Qrow is a bad influence.

>die miserably protecting his friends
This and only this.

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Impossible. They´d have Yang as sister/sister in law. That´s not going to end healthy.

>$30 to get drunk
have you never heard of four loko?

Red is a shitty color

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>Cute.

This, Yang thinks Jaune so much as attempts to lewd the Rube he's getting his arse kicked so hard he craters into the floor.
That's before Tai and Qrow get to him.

Though after he takes his lumps I guess they'll lay off.

The hell did you say you damn dirty blue?

I don't drink.

Get a load of this fag.
I bet you have a healthy liver.
Pfft what a loser!

If Jaune is Tai and Ruby is Summer, then who is the first woman Jaune impregnated?

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