Yo white boy, you ain't voting for Trump

>Yo white boy, you ain't voting for Trump
What do?

Deceive them.

"Oh, like you're doing now? Huh? Huh? Huh" as i wave my hand in his face

Come on dude, they're just there to prevent any electoral infetterence.

...

Appease them with a watermelon.

W-well, I agree t-that he's not the best candidate...I can see why someone would vote for Hillary...

>Yo white boy, you ain't voting for Trump
How did you know!? (this confuses the negro)

fuck drumpf, fuck white people, and fuck wikileaks

I'm white and all my friends are black.

AMA

Call him 'papa' and watch him run.

I live for the day I'm able to legally beat some faggot like that into a coma.

Ask him if he's my dad.

Strip down to your underwear and get an erection, niggers hate to be 'gay'

walk past them

find their arrest records, available to the public. Note their address, do research on their homes, friends and families. Then 6-12 months later kill everyone close to them in accidental house fires.

thats life, gnomesayin?

L

Pretend not to hear them and respond: Ahhh hello you must be here for the job interview

They'll be gone in 0.1s

Now THAT'S funny

I sure am nigga I don't want us to get drafted

Okay, spook.
>vote Trump anyway

Report them to the police for voter intimidation

>Turn maga hat backwards
>Sup my niggaroonies, ya'll chillin? We cool, we cool?
>Offer them both a newport menthol cigarette
>Get beaten to death

>"You not pullin' no jedi mothfuckin' mindtrick on me! Ay Jerome, beat this cracka's muffin cap back blue!"

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>stands ground
>can't vote because standing his ground
>stands ground outside the polling place like an autist

nice job retard

A

tell them im not

go vote for trump anyways

if S-H>E lies so can i

I'd trade my wife for my safety.

call the police, tell them there is a black man with a gun, let them shoot him.

Defend myself. I won't be happy with the devastation, but I'll be happy that I protected myself.

>"I'm not a boy, stupid fucking shitskin!"
>Then I pick him up by the waste and suplex his skull onto the concrete.
>"Hmph, looks like I will vote Trump after all..."

Do they actually have bigger dicks

Drop a slice of watermelon at their feet, the niggers will instinctively attack each other for it

Turn around, go home, get gun, come back, draw weapon, advance menacingly.

>call the police for voter intimidation
>laugh at them with your republican "I voted" sticker as they go to jail where they will intake nigger dicks into their anus.
Voter intimidation is a federal offense.

Didn't the leader of the black panthers endorse trump?

I saw Ryan Gosling in the Grocery store the other day

Aye, i'm voting trump what about you?

Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of my way.

Call the police. Same thing I'd do with any MAGA red hats doing something similar.

>YO NIGGA YOU AIN'T VOTING UNLESS IT IS FOR TRUMP

what do?

Don't know I never saw any of their dicks. Seems like it in porn though.

>take some video footage to send to infowars
>call the police
>go inside and vote
>prepare to defend myself with a sharp and rusty implement

>Yes, I am

Can't wait to get together with a couple of my homies and beat the living fuck out of any MAGA-hat wearing pasty white bois on election day. We won't let you vote for some old ass racist cracker.

Black objects look smaller, hence why landwhales wear black.

So their dicks are actually EVEN BIGGER than it looks like.

Haha Kevin Hart is funny.

>say it witcha chest, lil ass nigga!

tell them you're voting for bernie because Hilary is racist towards blacks

and then vote trump

Redpill with Spirit Cooking, occultism/devilwhorship. Take out some dank weed and spark it during the conversation and lure them away from their post.

Let them finish doobie while I explain how the white devils are real a/f and been using them.

They support gun rights so probably

Nope. I am not voting for trump. I did that two weeks ago.

Punch him. Won't be the first/last time I get beat in a street fight.

But I keep fighting...

Underrated.

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what's it like having friends?

>trump hat at voting booths
not allowed, nigga

I'm with her, dawg

>K
>Go inside and vote Trump anyway

How hard was that?

Call the cops and watch these black lives not matter.

Black Panthers? You are the last people I would expect Hillary Clinton to successfully bring to heel.

Pretty nice, we're also screenwriters so we're often writing, talking about film, and the like. We go out to movies a lot. It's a fun time just hanging out and joking around.

Good, wanna see my AK bitch?

Do like we did back in the old days.

The leader of the new black panthers in my city endorsed trump.

this

vote for Trump and then tell them about it so they assault me and can't vote cause now they're felons

Same. I usually just wear my flame jacket and it lets people know "DO NOT FUCK WITH ME YOU WILL GET YOUR SHIT PUSHED"
I may be 5'4 but I AM a fighter until the end...

>waste

can't tell if that was intentional but have a disgusted chuckle at any rate

>report suspicious, possible armed individuals infront of a polling station to the police
>cops show up
>nigs chimp out as usual when confronted by a member of the boys in blue
>both shot dead for reaching into their pockets to show their ID
>go inside and vote for Trump after watching this unfold
Make America Great Again

...

>What do?
I'd just start speaking Pajeet to him and he wouldn't know what the fuck I'm saying or he might think I'm there to anhero and gtfo. Either way I'm voting Trump some nigger Black Panther reject isn't stopping me.

>Hello, elections offices? There are instances of voter intimidation and I would also like to press charges.

18 U.S. Code ยง 594 - Intimidation of voters
1. Call the police.
2. Watch how many get shot.
3. Vote for trump
4. ??????
5. Profit!

That's why I have a concealed carry permit. :)

are you impending mein free speeches?

i will wear a red hat or a pizza hat wherever i want

>black panthers

Shoot him. I may not get to vote depending on what the police decide to do with me but it will scare off Hillary voters and the other trump voters can go.

I know you saw them you fucing faggt

I'd have my SS P320 Compact on me so I'd walk on by and ignore them (while keeping an eye on em).

"I'm voting for Hillary. That's what THEY want me to do."

Evening niggers.

What am I even doing in this part of town?

slay the two headed beast

45% of hispanics are voting trump

>Yo nigger, I'm not. I live in a free country with excellent everything and don't care about your sorry ass excuse of an election.

>O-o-o-h s-s-orry sir, I thought you was a white american cuck that fears me automatically. May I spit shine yo shoes?

>That's ok, nigger. I don't wear my poo on shoos indoors.

Those dipshit lookin motherfuckers wouldn't think to even look my way

>MAGA
>walk calming past them
>vote
>walk out
>SEE YOU IN TRUMP'S AMERICA
>leave
>prey they attack me the entire time so the police sitting in the voting room shoot them 843 times.

black people aren't actually black you mong

>Yo nigger, I'm n-

You're under arrest.

voter intimidation is illegal.

Call the cops and hope a nigga tries something.

>Ignore
>Vote Trump

*teleports behind him*
*cuts both in half with my katana*
>their gf when NANI

gook pls go

Too late nigger, I voted a month ago!

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FUCKING

As long as its a self defense situation, you'll have to protect yourself

You're god damn right I am you coon

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