What was Double-D's problem?

What was Double-D's problem?

He knows what he's doing. You want a girl to think you're not into her at first. And then blammo, butt stuff.

He was smart enough to see this
Never fuck trailer trash

EVERY
NIGHT

Why was she so perfect?

The last thing he wants is to knock up some trailer trash at age 13. Double D was smart to keep that ho back.

He was a patrician who knows that Lee is best kanker.

thicc

Women are not hygienic user

id gladly take that as long as i get to have marie kanker in her prime
her yakuza suit wearing dom prime

besides, by the time shes that old, double Ds just as old so hed be in no situation to complain

6, 7, and 8
whoa momma - cute!

The kankers were probably butt ugly.

Her sisters who were always within kissing distance

also this

I prefer one step after Yakuza Marie

In my dreams...
I see you...
I feeeel yooou...

is this a jojo reference

He preffered blondes

double chad

he was gay

I refuse to accept every stage past the yakuza Marie as anything even nearly truthful.

Good taste
Nazz > Kankers

she probably smells like shit

He lived in a neighborhood where nearly every girl on the block wanted his double dick, why would he settle for trailer trash with bad teeth and poor hygiene?

the virgin eddy never stood a chance

hate to break this to you kid, but most women age like milk.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(((((((((("""""perfect"""""))))))))))

He made the right choice. When a girl has blue hair it's a dead give away that she's and insufferable cunt.

Blue is the Warmest Color begs to differ.

It's not dyed, it's stylized black.

Double D know how to separate fanart from he real one. She looks shit without you waifufags exaggerating her looks

She looks great.

Okay you don't just go from 8-9 like that, tht's not how bodies work

>old people are gross
This is supposed to be shocking?

I think Edd was just intimidated, and Marie came on too strong for his comfort.

Also she was controlling trailer trash that literally kidnapped he and his friends, stripped them naked, and pretty much turned them into servants on their first meeting.

If we're going by that chart, May aged way better.

here's Lee's age chart

VERY YES

this

7, 8, and 9 = PERFECT MILF MATERIAL

As someone who likes blue hair this is correct and its nature's cruelest joke.

Its like those frogs who look like they're fruit flavored but they're actually poison

they knew who the best girl really was.

He doesn't like getting raped.

...

>That part where Marie has a bout with multiple personality disorder
Glad she recovered

Why tf does Gerph's mayo bitch look like her?

7 can GET IT.

>9, 10, 11

Would unironically kill myself.

Since when did Eddy steal Jonathan Joestar's body?

Nope.

...

cute

Why is Eddy the buff one? Ed was the one that could lift a house.

I think that was just retard strength, tho.

Probably just synthol injections.

He was a FAGGOTASS PUNKASS PUSSYASS BITCHASS NIGAAÀAAH!

this is a trailer park chick at 33.

Really!?

Johanna

9 is the best

yup, growing up on crappy instant food and no guidance on any kind of basic middle class self control skills they drink smoke fuck and eat what ever gets passed to them so they burn out crazy young, that's assuming they -aren't- using meth, then they just look like a zombie at 28 if they are still alive.

Yep. They dont call em white niggers for nothing

I'd fuck her.

Maybe Marie was his first waifu and he subconsciously based her off of Marie.

Yes

*crickets*

Fans take the size of his brother and the huge size of his dad's arm as seen in the report card episode as signs that puberty will hit him like a freight train. I dunno, him as anything other than an eternal manlet seems wrong.