Why is this show filled with beta male cucks?

Why is this show filled with beta male cucks?

Because it's made by a dyke w*man (true fact).

If you actually watched the show you'd know that Greg is far from a "beta cuck". Sugar herself said he's her favorite character.

>w*man
What did he mean by this?

to be fair its got its share of beta female cucks

its very balanced how pathetic all the characters are

Stop insulting murdercock.

He cucked Pearl and took down a Gemworld war criminal with only his dick.

>Sugar admits that a white fucking male is her favourite character
How will tumblr ever recover?

>If you actually watched the show you'd know that Greg is far from a "beta cuck".
He lives in a van, has no real job, never takes care of his son, and acts like a child most of the time.
Not that the other male characters are any better.

Does anyone wish the male character would smack the female characters, just to make it truly balanced.

Stop lying.
Sugar said Garnet was her favorite character, not Greg.

has a female character ever smacked a male in this show? i thought all the shows problems were women squabbling among themselves.

You think if she finally got laid, she’s stop with her bullshit.

>has a female character ever smacked a male in this show?
Shit tons of times. It’s pretty pathetic.

This guy and Connie’s Dad are probably the worst examples of emasculation I’ve seen in cartoon fathers.

>one of the few kids shows on TV that features a single dad
>one of the most beloved characters among fans and Rebecca Sugar herself
>still acting like Sugar hates men to try and force her under the muh SJW boogeywomyn label

Nah fuck you guys, Greg is great.

>one of the most beloved characters among fans and Rebecca Sugar herself
Kek. That’s a big fucking nope.

>still acting like Sugar hates men to try and force her under the muh SJW boogeywomyn label
Have you actually seen her around males in a nonprofessional setting?

greg is the best character, prove me wrong
protip: you cant

>Actually survived having a van thrown at him
>Owns an insurmountable amount of money that he can still waste around
>Still cares about his son even though he knows doing that will get him killed
>Fucked a millenium old alien
>Right in front of her starry eyed lesbian courter
>After she told him that he'd just be forgotten
>This man did this in a setting with super powerful creatures
Watch the show.

Greg is alpha as fuck, he fucked a woman to death and let her gal pals raise his spawn and he dont have to pay no child support either

Marty is a literal alpha male who pump and dumped that slut whos name begins with a V i think and is a jerk to everyone including his own son

Mr Smiley reaks of testosterone

Sour Cream doesnt act like a pussy at all

Dewey is ok I guess

The only beta was that sad guy from the episode with Steven being a fortune teller or something.

Bismuth exists.

>shilling this hard for SU
All those characters are pussywhipped as fuck.

>Fucked a millenium old alien
>Right in front of her starry eyed lesbian courter
>After she told him that he'd just be forgotten
>This man did this in a setting with super powerful creatures
Yes, because pity fucking a fat roastie isn’t beta at all. Greg is totally alpha for turning down a nice piece of ass like Vidalia.

>Greg is totally alpha for turning down a nice piece of ass like Vidalia
>After obviously seeing her fucking Marty
Who's the cuck here really?

>No counterargument
Come on, you can try. Just don't hurt yourself thinking of how words are placed properly to form a sentence.

Greg is whipped because his woman is a literal alien female that could throw him into the stratosphere anytime she feels like it.

He isnt whipped because muh feelings.

Marty is anything but whip period.

That doesn't really say much since more than half of those have to do with fucking a chick and men will put themselves in danger or not care as long as they can get their dick wet.

Sugar isn't a dyke. She's dating Ian Jones Quartey. Yeah, she came out as bi at SDCC last year, but I think she just did that to avoid getting lynched by the tumblr circus freaks who, for some reason, have this bizarre delusion that she made the show specifically for them and only them.

Greg for fucking a fat chick.

Its also implied Greg was a pussy man before he met Rose as well.
>I broke alot of hearts Steven

They know their audience.

THIS!
SU fanbase is nothing but beta male cucks!