Why did Numbuh 1 have such bad taste?

Why did Numbuh 1 have such bad taste?

and now we know shes a plant based lifeform,
hope he enjoyed that poison ivy on his dick

Some people are just a slave to their fetishes, user. Chubby chasers gotta chase them chubbies, no matter how much hot trim lusts after their meat rod.

Shes a 10/10 to a Britbong

I imagine love in KND is at least partly measured by how juvenile and child-like they can be. If that's the case, Bitchy McFatass might actually be a decent catch in their world.

Wasn't she attractive at some point but then got fat?
I seem to recall it

He's balder than Morrison, he gotta grab what he can

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Children don't understand romance and there are few negative consequences to having puppy love for an awful girl. In fact a lot of cute girls I knew in high school stayed with absolutely retarded boyfriends until it came time to make adult decisions and split the bills. You don't really start getting selective until both your names have to go on a lease.

Because he's cool enough that he could get any woman he wants, so it's funny for him to end up smitten with the objectively worst girl possible.

Numbuh 1 is a man of integrity

Or a fatchaser, like Numbuh 5

he likes them THICC

she's an alien that is mind controlling him

She ironically looked better as a alien.

well mine grew on me.
No skinny girls ever liked me so i gave up and got engaged to a PAWG

Still, there gotta be fat chicks out there that don't have garbage personalities.

Literal mind control.

I don't know, I think he did ok.

She's a 10/10 for burgers, all you need to do is make her latina.

He was part British