In this tub, there are 2 coloured grains of rice, one red, one blue...

In this tub, there are 2 coloured grains of rice, one red, one blue. I will be picking battleground state by battleground state. I will let you decide which state I pick first.

did u put fruity pebbles in ur rice u fucking fag?

I used markers. Which state do you want me to pick for?

Florida

hahahahahaha

PA next, Pham.

Florida

I don't get it

Blue. FL goes dem

Although there was discrepancy with method on this one. If I roll doubles on this post, I will overturn the results

No overturn. Next state.

P
A

What the fuck are you doing

pennsylvania you fucking canuck.

I dont get it, but do michigan

Now paint them all green

My Digits confirm

PA blue. However, a friend asked me to do California and it went red.


This is not a scientific method.

Congratulations, this is the most autistic thread I've seen on Sup Forums in 10 years.

That's why we need to keep going
Texas.
Also draw a map to track this

Fuck off then.
If it's not meme magic it doesn't work

MI red.

Holy shit dubs
KEK has confirmed

will someone mention
>THE FUCKING LEAF

Could you at least explain what you are doing to determine the winner?

Tally as it stands now.

checked and kek'd

I have a large tub of uncooked rice. Inside are two grains, one red one blue. I shift through the rice, first grain I find wins.

I only claim results more accurate than Nate silver.

Correct.

How do you reset after picking a winner?

TX red

I close my eyes and mix it

What would be more interesting is if you take two kinds of rice, easy to tell apart kinds, and based on RCP average of polls mix proportionately for each state. Sift them through a narrow opening like an hourglass, the last grain to fall out calls the party.

>I only claim results more accurate than Nate silver.


KEK

That would be even more autistic than this

Now that's some autism

Missouri

Obviously, rice.

>I only claim results more accurate than Nate silver.
kek

Do Colorado next.

MO red.

Kek agrees

praise kek, but where do you think you are?

Good run of trump states, red again.

Nevada

Fuck yes.

>trump wins with resurrected Egyptian chaos gods
>trump wins with magic Chinese divination monkey
>trump with retard with a box full of rice

do we still need polls?

What the fuck is going on in this thread? Why is this so entertaining? Why can we not just flip a coin? Where is the grain of rice for Jeb! ?

>Leaf tries to use rice to predict future

ay yo I'm lazy, someone get a map goin

NV blue

New York.

If you notice the vast majority of the rice is yellow

Virginia

NY blue.

And it's called brown rice despite being Asian American, really makes you think.

I'm on it lads

New Hampshire

CA next

VA blue.

CA already went red long ago

Nevada went blue

>Pol uses rice to predict election
This election

Alaska

My bad

thanks

Why don't you color your rice 50 50 and then throw them all over a map and count how many reds and how many blues there are in each state, and make the state the color of the rice it has most of.

CA already went red long ago, see the PA post. Not an official pick by the thread, though. If doubles, I will take a second drawing

Mormonland

This is so autistic it's no longer even on the spectrum.

Colorado

Ok then, Connecticut

nvm, didnt see it was already done, utah

I'm autistic but not autistic enough to color 100 grains of rice.

>In this tub, there are 2 coloured grains of rice

confirmed for Asian

Roll for CA then

Reroll

roll again

CA went red, rerolled for dubs, did not get, CA remains red.

rice for NC pls

reroll...

McMuffin spoils Utah

Do CT

Too slow senpai

Ohio

Arizona.

Here's how the tally stands for now. Doing CT next.

I'm off to sleep now but please include me in the inevitable screenshot.

CT red

pls don't

New Hampshire

I got you lad

t.map man

Do >get land.

fuck I really can't fucking read can I

AZ blue

Georgia!

What the fuck are you retards doing here. Must be bored.

New Mexico

I am going to loose my shit if your prediction comes true lol.

Get out

NH red

Watching a glue enthusiast play with diluted arsenic. Common get comfy

Ok, do North Carolina next

Fuck this state by state shit

OP, next one you pick decides them all

fuck off

Maine!

NM blue

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