Why did Jessica like this guy even though he treated her like garbage?

Why did Jessica like this guy even though he treated her like garbage?

Big black cock.

>star quaterback
>jock
>black
>asshole
>isn't smart
>is a stereotypical jock
>its a shitty show
>don't think about it

It's like you don't even go to movie theaters.

The same reason bongs pay for tv.
the bbc.

AHAHAHA
overweight white knights thread

>literally just a palette swap jock
>BBC
>BBC
>BBC
yes Sup Forums, everything is BBC.

>Why did Jessica like this guy
>he treated her like garbage?

You answered your own question.

She was brainwashed by Jewish-controlled media to desire race-mixing. Quite sad really.

Women like to be treated like garbage?

>yes Sup Forums, everything is BBC.
Even my white limp dick?

because R&M's character writing sucks. Looking forward to an episode where Morty and Jessica get an ounce of comeuppance for how they treat everyone around them.

some do.
don't take any generalization about real women from this place as gospel, at least not if you ever think you might want to re-integrate into society.

Women return with abusive boyfriends/husbands all the time. But when was the last time you have heard of a woman returning with her passive boyfriend?

>he thinks women are looking for """"good""" men

Stop watching romcom, faglord.

Femanon here. It's kind of a send-up to those 80s and 90s sitcoms and movies where the jock character takes away the MC's desire and dignity through cucking him and giving him wedgies.

Jumbo jigaboo junk
Enormous ethnic erection
Massive moor member
Plump POC penis
Huge Haitian hardon
Sizable spearchucker sperm-cannon

That happened in season 1, user, in the episode where Morty Cronenberg's the universe. Jessica is frequently and painfully torn apart as her body rapidly reconfigures to the genetics Rick's bullshit science foists upon her, eventually ending up as a twitching mass of mangled flesh roaming a world full of similar creatures, unable to do little more than wish for death.

Morty gets to escape all that, sure, but ends up having to bury himself. Not only has he indisputably fucked up an entire universe and has to deal with the weight of that fuckup as an adolescent boy, he has confronted his own mortality by burying an alternate universe version of himself as well as realizing that, at least in the Rick and Morty universe, he is also replaceable. Plus every day he looks at his family and with mounting horror realizes that they too are completely replaceable.

Does that punishment not justify a little bit of snarkiness and smugness? What has Morty or Jessica done to trump Rick's level of bullshit? He is the one who never truly loses anything, and is actually deserving of some sort of "comeuppance" because he's the true antagonist of the series.

Women likes men that treats them like crap every once in a while.

They do all the time, most passive guys are even more emotionally manipulative than extroverted douchebags.

It's just an opposite tactic. Girls keep getting back with douchebag because they're attracted to him even though they think they shouldn't be, they keep getting back with pussy because they're not attracted to him even though they think they should be.

You know how guys often have to choose between thinking with their dick and thinking with their brain? Girls do the same shit. Just often they don't see that the passive aggressive pussy is not as "nice" as he seems to be until it's too late. They just see "he listens to me and does things for me and gives me shit, and surely he's doing it because he legitimately loves me and not because he wants to fuck me, so he must be the best I can do, right?"

The lesson is that just like with women, 99.99999% of men are shitty self-serving shit eaters.

Yeah, but in those the guy could fight back and like in gladiatorial combats. Those fights could end up pretty damn nasty.

I wanna see something with a bully getting utterly destroyed by one of his victims. I'm talking Baki Hanma levels of brutal damage. The bully laying on the floor, with a broken nose, puking blood and his "victim" being all smug about it... then he fucks his ass and they become a couple.

>I wanna see a cartoon with no target audience

>The lesson is that just like with women, 99.99999% of men are shitty self-serving shit eaters.

Back to tumblr

Then they buy a Chihuahua. And the jock is like "I-I don't wanna be in this a-anymore" and the other guy goes: "Listen here bitch, you will do whatever the fuck I say or i'm going to make you pay for all those nipple twisters by breaking your fucking legs. Now, we are going to buy this dog and then you are going to suck my dick"

Has Morty gotten wedgied yet?

>they insulted women
>but they also insulted men therefore they're tumblr
Back to r/Sup Forums.

>Not wanting to see a bully being feminized

What are you? A faggot?

I think people here focus more on the "treat like crap" part without looking at the other side of the equation.

The other side is a weird, co-dependent guy that's constantly looking for validation from a woman that he's obsessed with (or at least obsessed of the idea of a girlfriend), but isn't willing to make himself socially valuable or interesting.

Given a choice between that and a guy that at least puts on the facade of manhood, it's not a hard choice to make.

I think a lot of us here were like the former in middle and high school. Some of us grew out of it and found some happy middle balancing our autism with a social life, and some of us still think in "FUCKING BBC CHAD COCK" terms.

>why does a dumb slut go after a people dumb sluts love?

>>>/tumblr/

>I wanna see something with a bully getting utterly destroyed by one of his victims.
That won't happen. Social structures form rapidly and once formed, are fixed and indestructible; by which I mean, if the bully's victim had any mettle in him, he wouldn't be the victim in the first place and would've taken the place of the bully from the start. A gazelle can run as fast as it wishes, but it'll never grow fangs and claws; that's a lion's place.

I sometimes wonder how Morty is still seen as a nerd or geek in his school when he travels across dimensions and space on random adventures all the fuckin time. Its practically no secret at all yet people still try to fuck with him? I'm surprised other kids aren't flatout terrified of him.

What part of anything I said is Tumblr? Tumblr would tell you men need to be exterminated or some shit.

I'm just telling you women choose a man like how you vote for a president: You choose the least awful option.

dont worry about it, goy

If he was a cheerleader, Sup Forums would have dobe a shit ton of femdon art of him insulting people.

Do you have any doubts of it?

Bullshit. I saw it all time back in my school. Well, i'm Third World shithole but still... I saw a guy that used to be bullied for being a weeb break a damn broom on one of his bullies. Another time one of them was stabbed in the side for trying to call this kids mother I knew a cunt... shit, i'm surprised school shootings don't happen often here.

Is this what all the kids pissing away their lives and money on Sociology courses think like nowadays?

Then the bully is walking down the wedding aisle, he has a wedding dress and he is crying, he just can't believe he is this bastards manwhore for all time.

People act different in public and in private. The alpha male thing could've just been a ruse or since this is all from Morty's perspective he's misinterpreting everything. Maybe Brad was actually a nice guy with a mean streak.

>I think a lot of us here were like the former in middle and high school.
user, Sup Forums didn't outgrow anything. It's still like that. Why do you think so many here long for a crazy, psychopathic villainess waifu that will crush their dicks under her heel as her first action? You don't come to Sup Forums to look for doms.

Seems more like this individual is extremely submissive or has a fetish for this sort of shit. I mean, some of this posts are pretty damn gay.

He's still that weird pansy that gets bossed around by his drunk grampa and cannot speak to girls. And it's not like he's rich, either.

This.

Sup Forums obsess over cheerleaders treating guys like crap and self insertas the loser (see Kim Possible art with Ron and Connie). Girl Brad would be a flavour of the month.

This feels like something that was muttered in a shitty anime. Bullied nerds snap all the time, to one degree or another. When one bully cut my hand, I fucking lost it and made his head kiss the concrete.

Even if you lose a fight, bullies want entertainment, not conflict. If you fuck with them back, they will back off, social structures be damned.

>Why did Jessica like this guy even though he treated her like garbage?
He throws balls far.

Better question: how come Jessica barely has any fanart despite being one of the more attractive teenage cartoon girls? I can't understand how anyone can find Wendy Corduroy, Star Butterfly, or the Loud sisters attractive. Fionna's another teenage girl I wish would get more fanart nowadays.

Shit, violence is fun.

Are you implying Chads DON'T have monster cocks either?

Because she's probably self-aware concerning the fact that asshole is a complete douche with her and everyones, but even with it she's interested in popularity and that douche have probably some kind of "power" intimidating other people, she's basically attracted by it.
P O W E R

If she left High School, she will probably start to be attracted by some rich dude.
of course all womens are not like that but some are.

Because it's possible to post on Sup Forums and not be a fucking manchild. I have a feeling most relationship garbage is shitposting. OP probably has a girlfriend and he's bored.

>and self insertas the loser (see Kim Possible art with Ron and Connie)
Without straying from the thread's theme, Sup Forums self-inserts and defends Jerry all the time. That should speak for itself.

>bullies want entertainment, not conflict
As a man that once bullied an autistic kid in high school, not proud, this is usually true.

Because she is a one note character that isn't meant to be anything beyond "That piece of ass Morty wants to fuck" and frankly with the shows art style she's not that hot.

Also Fionna has a bunch of porn what are you talking about?

>Because it's possible to post on Sup Forums and not be a fucking manchild.
Right, and it's also possible to browse reddit and not be a Trump-voting, MGTOW fedora.

A couple of instagram tourists don't change the kernel of a site.

It's pretty fucking wild that Jessica is far and away one of the most attractive girls in the show and she has almost no art.

I can think of 3 good reasons.

You know what? I will post a Robert Crumb comics about the subject to understand it better.

Is she the second coming?

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Yes. Just look at how many votes from women Trump got.

chadism has no correlation with cock-size

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White women

>Right, and it's also possible to browse reddit and not be a Trump-voting, MGTOW fedora.
The majority of Reddit's userbase is the complete and total opposite of that.

Do you honestly believe that grand majority of people on Sup Forums are pathetic manchildren?

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I don't know. Do you believe yourself not a faggot?

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Reddit is brocialist, you retard.

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no but he has gotten cucked

literally op

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Women love to be treated like garbage.

>”Le Nice Guys are the real jerks meme!”

Fuck off whore. That mentality is why you will keep being abused by Chad.

>You know how guys often have to choose between thinking with their dick and thinking with their brain? Girls do the same shit. Just often they don't see that the passive aggressive pussy is not as "nice" as he seems to be until it's too late. They just see "he listens to me and does things for me and gives me shit, and surely he's doing it because he legitimately loves me and not because he wants to fuck me, so he must be the best I can do, right?"

Why the fuck else do you think men bother with you useless sacks of shit? Why do holes pretend sex isn’t the endgame? Do you seriously think there is a man out there who will worship you out of the goodness of their heart because *you* are just that fucking special? No. How fucking selfish can you whores be? Take a man’s time and money away and don’t even consider reciprocating? Fuck you, bitch.

>Why do holes pretend sex isn’t the endgame?
I never said it wasn't. If all you want is sex, you're just going to go bang Chad. If all you want is material shit, you're just going to go bang the pussy.

No matter what gender you are, if you want a good relationship, you're better off killing yourself.

>That mentality is why you will keep being abused by Chad.
I'm not a woman and I even I know putting up with a Chad's shit is hundreds of times better than a virginwalker's cardboard for a personality, that's how the Chad vs. virgin meme came to be at all.

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Go back to your cocksucking homo. I'd much rather be around whiny women than a self centered, sexist, know-it-all cunt like you.

you have to be 18 to post here, believe it or not.

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>Fionna has a bunch of porn
It's really died down in the past year or so. I know it sounds like something not worth whining about, but there's still a steady flow of art for supposedly forgotten characters like Frankie Foster, Maddie Fenton, MLaaTR girls, etc.

With AT, all anyone seems to care about are PB, Marceline, and in some cases, Flame Princess. Fionna needs more love!

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>Fionna
No. Not our Finn.

I hope it helped some of you.
the lesson is they are basically attracted by power
in any form and use dudes like leeches.

Because he's probably the most well liked in the stereotype high school and she's a dumb teenage girl.

bbc

>Rick deserves comeuppance
Imagine being this much of a cuck. Rick a good boi, he dindu nuffin.

>Not being sexist

You’re a fucking cuck. Women are inferior and that is a fact. I also love how you called me gay when you’re the feminist here.

Newsflash: Faggots love women. Faggot.

Dan Harmon is a cuck

>Faggots love women
You must not know many faggots in real life.

>that's how the Chad vs. virgin meme came to be at all.
no it's not...
The chad vs virgin meme started with people making innocuous observations of people and labeling them as "virgin" and of course hundreds of spergs replied with "THAT'S ME".
So the joke is you take the opposite of those very normal mannerisms and attach them to Chad.
Virgins take up one seat, but look at Chad, he's stretched out to take up as much room as possible!

Exactly. One is boring and pathetic, the other actually has balls in his crotch. Guess which one people of either sexes are gonna prefer hanging out with and acquiescing to?

why Chad is not boring and pathetic knowing the fact he's an ignorant consumer searching problems everywhere, full of prejudices about other people and having a lack of empathy?

>No matter what gender you are, if you want a good relationship, you're better off killing yourself.
Why so pessimistic? Good relationships exist out there, and there is much more than just a chad or a pussy. There are many different people in this world and if you only look at relationships as "I want [x]" then maybe you shouldn't be looking for relationships to begin with.

it's not supposed to actually depict virgins and chads buddy, you're missing the entire joke of the meme.

>R. Crumb is into XTRA T H I C C girls
HIGH T

Nobody asked you for your life story, user.

it's easier for him to cope with life if he's nihilistic and cynical.
He's not wasting his youth because love doesn't exist anyway, that kind of shtick.
Just let him keep mumbling cuck alone in his room, he probably would actually kill himself if he realized how much time he's wasted already.

Are you taking a fucking R Crumb comic literally