Argentina wants to make a musical about a cow trying to save herself by going to India. Oh and because the songwriter is a feminist, it is a feminist musical. From the studio that brought you a movie about a foozball table.
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They gave us one more picture.
That's retarded but I DO wanna plough that cow
Well... it's actually not a bad setup. The feminism angle seems weird cause how do you apply that to cows?? If anything they should play up the vegan angle, make it kinda dark like chicken run.
artstyle doesnt seem that bad t b h, but why the fuck are they making a feminist movie about going to india?
the fact that the article calls metegol "underdogs" just triggers my autism
But female cows are kept alive for milk it's the guys that get steaked
Few more images on the studio's website.
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this will look awful in 3D won't it
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>The feminism angle seems weird cause how do you apply that to cows??
This joke is too fuckin easy to make
yeah but that's okay tho, because men are all terrible and ultimately expendable, so they can all basically die.
but TAKING the MILK from a FEMALE CREATURE? Clearly, that is a more barbaric act
I actually like the premise, the feminist angle may probably mean a strong female lead.
Kinda weird seeing the guy made "The Secret in Their Eyes" is involved, really liked that movie but doesn't seem he has made anything worthwhile since.
>Morena made music central to her global breakout youth/kids TV series – “Floricienta,
Oh god, my sister had a cd with the music of that show, i hate it so much.
the main artist of this shit is clearly a furfag, like goddamn, not only does he make the cow skinny, but it removes the udders and gives her a cute face
>removes the udders
Now I know why I could only muster a half-chub looking at this.
wait what the hell
why does that bird have like barely any beak
>emotional tension between male and female
There's going to be porn of these 2;
perspective and stylization, it would probably look more bird like and less anthro-like if it was seen from the side
There is actually a vegan-feminism movement were human feminists want to free their animal sisters from the carnivorous-patriarchal opression
I'm not kidding, look it up.
>dat thicc cow.
Oh baby.
this artstyle and stylization is really good, but the main character's design is seriously triggering my autism, there is literally nothing feminist about that cow.
>milk truck just arrive
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>Feminist movie about cows.
This sounds like something Kiwifarms would make.
In such care, ALL the porn will be sent to the aforementioned feminist.
We lie in a world where a cartoon with a MALE cow has udders, but an upcoming animated movie starring a FEMALE cow has NO udders.
I know it's so picky but DAMN.
>no udder
We are looking at a pre-op trans-cow.
So normal cows and anthro-cows coexist in this universe?
That is one cute damn cow.
or post-op
The beak gets in the way of a full smarm face. They probably scrapped a beakier design in the planning stages so they could fit in more smarm.
porn when
Ah but see she doesn't have big udders like the other females so she'll be steaked because of less than optimal milk output.
To be fair it could've been an oversight/choice to make her more stylistically appealing.
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It happens a lot actually
They clearly differentiate between normal animals and special animals, like in OP the brown cow isn't uddered either.
So, how did we go from busty, thick cats to skinny cows without udders?
>El Arca
What did Argentina mean by this?
where's her udder at?!
>Lacks Udders
A fucking Miltank can keep her udders, why take them away?
The concept is solid. Of course a cow would want to escape to India, the majority religion is full of vegetarians.
>Argentina
It was God
Based on the article it sounds like they are trying to shove in too many morals. They should just stick with the vegan bit, shoving in feminism and love and family and peace on top in an anthro cow movie is just overkill
Reminder that vegans are not human.
I see more people complaining about vegans than I do vegans complaining about anything.
>Feminist musical
>Protagonist is a cow
HAHAHA
>Argentinian
>The face is white
JAJAJA
Kill yourself, vegan.
>From the studio that brought you a movie about a foozball table
Underdogs was just fine
>From the studio that brought you a movie about a foozball table.
That film was bland and forgettable in some parts, and more thab okay in others, it was really weird
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more so that India is far from a feminist country
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>cow escapes farm to go to India where cows are sacred
you know, that's actually a really solid concept
Well it's been done before
Argentina loves their anthro waifus.
pls tell
too late. Nickelodeon beat them to it with their gender dysphoria cow back in 2006
Where's the damn porn already
After taking the bait and checking to see if disney actually made Otis trans.
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>Otis is the protagonist of the Barnyard franchise. He is Pip's best friend with benefits, Daisy's fuck toy and a complete faggot overall.
I bet this has been up for years.
user...it's a male character....as a cow...."HE" has udders...cows are girls user...thats.....the.....joke
No shit.
>thinks that he is fucking around
>checks the the wiki
>it's true
Holy shit even the wiki lives to the show shitposting legacy
Also from there:
>Daisy is very sweet, loyal, caring, funny, honest, and trustworthy. She is also hungry until she eats you. She was the one who encouraged Otis to stay at the Barnyard and become gay for Pip, and she even named her child after Potis, the ship name sh egave to Otis and Pip.
>At the start of the film, she was rather hungry due to not eating anyone at the Barnyard yet, but Otis let her eat Biggy Cheese
>She had a loving relationship with Otis, until she caught him fucking Pip. When she found out, she was not mad, but supportive and wanted to join in. Pip then said no girls allowed and kicked her out of the treehouse.
Lovely
I hate to break it to you, but I think both of those are female
oh god i wana milk her
I was wondering how few posts I'd have to read before someone said they wanted to have sex with a barnyard animal. Good ol' Cleetus never disappoints.
some one draw her with big human milk jugs, and pregnant.
lol
>Male
which one is male?
I think I would like to see art of both of these characters
Settle down there random youtube comments
Argaysimians were a mistake
I had a chicken pie yesterday largely because of remembering Chicken Run. That might have been taking away the wrong message.
I remember earnestly wondering what the answer would be to Mr. Tweedy's question of "what kind of pies?" I'd never heard of a chicken pie at that age! Pies were desserts, and you don't make desserts with meat! That would be like making a steak cake!
Porn of main cow with thicc cow when?
The moment /trash gets word of this films existence.
in the 2001 cartoon network big pick competition there was a pilot for a show about an indian family trying to assimilate into american suburbia. their neighbors bring home a cow which they plan to bbq so they kidnap it and send it to india where it will be safe
Imagine if the people responsible for that movie worked on thi cow movie.
Well, it most likely will not get released outside of Argentina
>Powers and Abilities
>Walking on hind legs, human speech, ejaculation, Saying "Fuck me daddy!", sucking dick
>Occupation
>Leader of ISIS, gay pornstar
>India
>Feminism
that bird looks that whatshisname frog from PATF.
the cow looks cute, but is this going to be 2D or CGI?
She doesn't have udders, user.
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yea, its official: you can't produce any movie/animation here unless it's politically worth it.
it won't be funded if it doesn't have anything to do with human rights or the fucking military dictatorship that we had 40 years ago
>Of course a cow would want to escape to India, the majority religion is full of vegetarians.
Actually cows are considered outright sacred in India and they just let them roam around their cities wherever they please. It's socially unacceptable to even stand in the way of a cow there.
They treat cows there better than they do the women.
Why are they all built like human women?
Videla didn't make a good work, he let some commies live.
India is one of biggest cow leather producer in world.
They are not allowed "kill" cows, but in some India area there is ways go around legally. They can let cows starve to death in enclosure, poison drinking water (copper destroy kidney and blocks water flowing trough?) make it faster or force them walk until they die.
im not surprised that a lot of my friends are furfags then
someone please introduce this to /trash/
Or pay some Pakis to do it then send the skins over the border.
after Bruma's death i wont be surprised if in the movie ending the Cow willl think she reached her paradise,only to find out she's in a slaughterhouse.
I want this to be good just for the sake of latinamerican animation, especially considering that when people say "let's support the latinamerican animation industry!" most of the time they refer to mexican animation, or chilean animation.
Plus I just want to feel proud of my country's animation for once
And that cow is cute af
No worries user, I'll go see it. Just hope the whole feminist thing isn't too heavy handed.
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
Looks cu--
>feminist musical.
And slotting it away under worthless cancerous cunt products only fit for burning.
>She had sex before marriage, which is forbidden in the Holy Cow Bible
>Campanella
Godammit when the heck are we going to get free from that fucker?
There's a high chance that is some of the same people involved.The animation workforce is not that big around here.
I want to fuck that laughing cow.
When a film performs well on its own story-telling merits, the language it speaks or the country it comes from doesn't matter. It's good (world) cinema 101.
Who knows if this is going to be Argentina's time to shine...
Why did they make it attractive....
I..I'm not a furry...I'm not....Damn it penis...
If you feel uncomfortably aroused by the cow just remind yourself - it looks like and will probably be voiced by Ellen Degeneres.
Also fuck that fucking dreamworks face sparrow
>Campanella
>Cris Morena
Why am I not surprised?