First the Muslim dyke is into the other black handicapped dyke

>first the Muslim dyke is into the other black handicapped dyke
>now the hunky latino dude is "casual" with Spender
Hack Morrison does it again.

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Grant Morrison?

I fucking hate casuals.

Some people are gay, Lisa.

paranatural.net/comic/chapter-5-pages-229-235

Pretty much every single adult character aside from Max's dad so far.

It was pretty obvious Spender was going to be the gay one. I called it way early. I am weary of Zack's virtue signaling. But the lesbian muslim was way worse.

your either Casual gay or full gay, there no half way, "I'm a mythical creature known as Bi-sexual" shit fuck that noise you gonna ruin your comic make spender CRAVE THE "D" and get it over with.

Zack's going to see this thread and make Max gay to spite us

Might as fucking well, tbqh

>Casual gay
That sounds more mythical than bi-sexual to me. A bi-sexual is just a flesh slut. A man fucking a man and only being kinda into it is much weirder.

Zack knows we hate him. He wants us to hate him. It's just another day in the office at this point.

If anyone is still on-board who Zack can offend after the musbian, he's going to have to work a lot harder to offend.

>I'm a mythical creature known as Bi-sexual

Everyone knows Bi-Sexuals are extinct, just like the Unicorn.

I know nothing of this comic aside from the dude who did it wrote that funny Homestuck comic for Hussie.

What's this lesbian Muslim deal?

>What's this lesbian Muslim deal?
What else could it be other than unnecessary virtue signalling to spite the bigots on Sup Forums?

I hate webcomics. I truly do.

It's exactly what it sounds like. He tried to double up on representation and made something inherently offensive to half, if not both sides of that fence. What more do you need to know?

Appealing to sjws is inherently flawed because they care not for any intellectual property beyond signalling to others about how it either represents/misrepresents them.

They'll post smugly about how proud and brave Zack is and then go right back to not reading any of his stuff to complain/gush over something else.

Well personally, I was only going to give Zack clicks on his website anyways. I wouldn't call myself a much better supporter in their stead.

Not that I'm happy with the decline in quality of this comic. But I'd draw so much porn if he made JohnnyMax canon.

So basically by appealing to SJWs this comic guaranteed that you'll shitpost endlessly about it, giving it free advertising.

The art is so bad now.

>you'll shitpost endlessly about it
I made two threads about this fucking comic-- when the muslim was revealed to be a dyke and this thread. Calm your fucking tits.

He could have accomplished that if he just focused on writing a good story. But I guess he preferred the Dobson/David Willis approach.

Nobody knows who the fuck you are, retard. But everyone can see Anonymous posting about this shit day after day after day.

So what are you going to do? Shit post endlessly in my thread?

>tfw muslim girl I knew from high school is now super pro muslim in America advocate and uses every opportunity to soapbox for them
>tfw she called me repulsive for being lesbo repeatedly in high school and said homosexuals were a plague

Maybe she's changed but I still can't imagine someone being a devout muslim and gay.

No he can't. I barely see any threads about Octopus Pie or Scary Go Round or god forbid even Dr McNinja. You cunts NEVER make threads about actual good webcomics, except for Gunnerkrig Court (after shitposting about a lesbian in it) and previously Poppy O'Possum (after similar sexuality-related shitposting).

>my thread
All I did was say my opinion you don't have to keep responding to me if they hurt your feelings.

>or god forbid even Dr McNinja
Well, I mean, that ended. So that might be why.

But regardless, people posted Paranatural all the damn time before Zack went full into the "representation" side of things. Hell, even before all the wrist shitposting, it was a damn popular webcomic on this board.

>You cunts NEVER make threads about actual good webcomics, except for Gunnerkrig Court
So we never make threads about good webcomics?

Continue shitposting in my thread, got it.

>Well, I mean, that ended. So that might be why.
No fuck you you know what I mean, all those comics were ongoing for nearly a decade and every time a thread was made about them they got drowned out by Questionable Content and Dumbing of Age and Homestuck and shit.
Why not just block and downvote me while you're at it you phoneposting faggot

Dr. McNinja is hard to talk about. All the jokes are heavily contextual and fairly wacky. Quoting it or bringing up funny moments here is akin to *HOLDS UP SPORK*

It's a lot easier to talk about lore-heavy comics, which Paranatural was, before it kind of got lost up its own asshole.

Wait, why are people mad that a lesbian Muslim exists?

The concept of gay/lesbians struggling with their faith conflicting with their sexuality has been a storytelling thing before. Is it written really poorly here, or are you all just mad that the character exists?

Do you know the context?

No. That's why I'm asking.

>The concept of gay/lesbians struggling with their faith conflicting with their sexuality
He doesn't touch on that at all. There's been no groundwork laid for depth, she's just there to meet a quota.

Plus what the fuck kind of comic do you think this is? You're really going to lecture people and you don't even know the fucking score?

He clearly does not.

The worst part about the muslim lesbo for me is more the manner of her introduction. Just this really drawn out and tired info dump of flashbacks and persaonlity tidbits that just bombards us with ever tiny facet of this new character.

And worst of all it was mixed up in ANOTHER hamfisted character introduction. It was just too damn much and felt like a total bog.

See No sincere Muslim would ever be gay. They would either give up their faith or they're not really muslim and just got swept up in SJW parroting.

>40 replies
>no exploding wrists
What's wrong with all of you?

This. Either have one OR the other. Having BOTH only shows that you only care on the surface level.

>Either have one OR the other. Having BOTH only shows that you only care on the surface level.

Only a Sith deals in absolutes user.

You fuckers say that anytime somebody is a muslim and doesn't act like Ackmed the Dead Terrorist

It would be one thing for her to be a lesbian and a Muslim, as annoying as that combination is, but the lesbian thing was revealed not only a lot further down the line, but a flanderization of the character plus a unnecessary boring date scene accompanied it. I thought Zarei was actually intriguing before Paranatural went to shit

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

She had an air of mystery about her and I enjoyed her character design (mostly because I love girls with strange coloured eyes.)

Zack dropped the ball so damn hard it broke the floor.

You'd have to be kind of dumb to have not seen this coming 2bh.

The real thing I'm upset about is that if Zack's wrist allowed him to make an update this long, he should have split it into two and gained a page of buffer.

Gee, it's almost like Muslims in comics are Muslim only in appearance or name because their actual religious beliefs are "problematic" to portray.

>actual religious beliefs

Yes user, while there are a number of different Christian sects and styles of belief there is literally only one kind of Muslim in the world. They're like The Borg.

>but their book says

The Bible says a lot of bad shit too, and I don't hear anyone outside of the lunatic right screaming about real vs fake Christians.

The difference is Christians haven't been committing dozens of terror attacks in first world nations in the name of Christianity as well as committing genocide in the middle east against all non-Christians and anyone their holy book deems a sinner.

>terror attacks

Which is still a small section of Muslims.

There's actually quite a bit that could be said about fake Christians, but that's for another day.

This is like a vegan slaughtering and eating a deer and excusing themselves as just being a different 'sect or style' of veganism.

>small section
The amount of violent muslim radicals in the world tallies up to a population size equivalent to the entire United states. That's not a small section you moron.

Let’s not have yet another Sup Forums thread derailed with religious stuff. Anyway, do you guys think Paranatural can improve from here, or at least when this arc is over? I feel like Zack wrote himself into a corner by trying to tie up all the loose ends he basically introduced, not to mention this Tumblr-appeasing quota of sorts what with Cody, Zarei, R.J., Spender, and Garcia all being revealed as LGBTASDFHJKL or whatever

>Let’s not have yet another Sup Forums thread derailed with religious stuff
user, you're in a paranatural thread, there's only one possible way this can end

The series has been an awkward mess with no consistent tone since the dodgeball arc started and Zack decided to rush a bunch of character 'development' with a mass of side characters he'd forgotten existed.

Even the muslim friends I had who were relaxed and chill dudes were never alright with homosexuality. Sure they wouldn't mention it a lot but eventually when we became close enough I learned they believed it was a sin and should illegal just as much as any other muslim would.

Principal, creepy vice principle, kung-fu bad dad, Doorman, Forge, Boss Leader, Texan guy, Starchman, and Max's Dad.

That's just who I thought of off the top of my head. It's not an enormous cast, so 4 out of 14 doesn't really mean anything. It's short of a majority and statistics are going to be skewed in any sample that small. Besides, 4 gay people often exist at the same time in the same place in real life, so in a webcomic about ghost-fightin'-teens that's probably one of the more realistic aspects..

>The amount of violent muslim radicals in the world tallies up to a population size equivalent to the entire United states. That's not a small section you moron.

oh, that's obviously untrue

first off, even among the hundreds of millions of westboro-esque muslims, the violent bomb-y "pickup thru ur shopping mall" sector is quite small - miniscule, even

and second, of that aforementioned group of westboro-style muslims, it's likely that most think like 17th century lithuanian witch-burning villagers because it's normal where theyre from. u can't be radical if u're not straying from the norm, now can't u?

if the norm is already stoning the rape victim, then braining the poor girl with a flying hunk of granite isnt "radical", now is it?

of course, that second bit's semantics, but i believe that proper semantics are only ... proper

And yet still no Isaac x Max, or Johnny x Max. The man's an idiot.

I remember being legitimately invested in this shit and its mysteries like what the rust dragon was.

Now just thinking about it is painful.

if she hasnt changed, and u dont want her spreading hate and being like one of those extremist bad influences the saudis keep exporting, then gather all ur gay buddies and say her opinions make yall feel attacked

keep pushing the issue - any offence to homosexuality is a deadly sin to sjws. if all goes well, theyll stop associating with her, and the poisonous pool of bigotry the minds of the young muslim children in ur area are swimming and soaking in will be just a little bit cleaner

Technically nobody can be a devout of any of the abrahamic faiths and be gay. They can only be loosely affiliated with it on a surface level for social benefits + deluding themselves into thinking they have their cake and eat it too and still get into paradise despite being abominations by the standards of their own faith.

The comic was very well liked on Sup Forums before he tried appealling to SJWs. It didn't need to be shit to get free advertising because you'd just get people going "Hey, you should read this webcomic, it's good!".

>Technically nobody can be a devout of any of the abrahamic faiths and be gay
No you are making a mistake where you assume Christians don't sin. Saying Christians can't be gay is like saying Christians don't lie, can't steal and have never murdered. That is all patently false.

Sinning is still bad you retard, you're supposed to seek forgiveness and stop doing the sin.

What makes you think that Zarei is a sincere Muslim? I mean she already knows that heaven and hell don't exist just from being a spectral. She only has the pretense of being devout because she still lives with her family.

>don't keep kosher except during Passover
>only kind of keep Saturday as a day of rest
>usually only go to major holiday services
>still consider myself Jewish
It's almost like faiths can have different levels of orthodoxy.

Muslims are way more fundamental than most Christian sects, user.

>and I don't hear anyone outside of the lunatic right screaming about real vs fake Christians.
Probably because hearing someone scream about that automatically makes you think they are "lunatic right." Just a thought.

That's because Isaac is a slut and doesn't deserve to be happy.

>Poppy O'Possum
But that's /lit/.

Pro-tip: just because a mudshit isn't blowing itself up doesn't mean it doesn't hold radical views.

>Supporting gays and Muslims at the same time

Might as well support the KKK and BLM at the same time too.

Pick a side you spineless fucking cowards.

This is why I avoid Muslims like the plague. They can be as chill as they want but I know they will always hate me which is why I will always hate them.
Real talk, if you're a fag and you defend Islam you deserve to be thrown from a roof.

USA only get muslims rich enough to migrate, and actually literally believe those traitors are "typicial", to the point they are enfuriated at Europe fighitng terror and shit thinking it's all about hating the same rich middle class americanized mudslimes they know and not the bloodthirsty apes we get

Webcomic authors are the most omega class of humanity I can think of - lolcows before "lolcow" was even coined.

I wonder what people who defend Muslims are like in real life.

The same people who wouldn't last 2 days in a Muslim majority country, funny enough.

>they believed it was a sin and should illegal just as much as any other muslim would.
I'm a muslim and I'm completely ok with homosexuals. Muslims in America are mostly dregs from shitholes like Pakistan or other goddamn Arab country, so they hold prejudices.

Am I the only one who thinks it's not homosexuality, and they're just, like, co-conspirators in some convoluted scheme?

>I'm a muslim

Opinion discarded, into the trash it goes.

>2 days
>days
You're giving them to much credit.

>I'm a muslim and I'm completely ok with homosexuals
Nice try, an actual Muslim will autistically screech about the Prophet Lot’s wife and Sodom and Gomorah as if it actually matters in this day and age

You're a pretend Muslim, Abu. Find some balls and leave the cult.

>waah they're criticizing my right to hate everyone
Sup Forums pls. your opinion about "gassing the jews" isn't free speech. Of course you can cry all you want while enriching intellectual minorities like us gets the priviliege and better job opportunities when rednecks like you deserve to live in a trailer park.

Why is it always the blonde guys with glasses that are gay?

I find it quite stupid when a non-muslim tries to question my religion and belief. You just can't stand when a muslim individual is way smarter and educated than you, isn't this the actual issue?

>Only Sup Forums and rednecks hate Muslims

Or you know, anyone who likes civilisation and doesn't want it ruined by an archaic cult of pedophile warlord-worshipping savages.

>Gassing the Jews

That's fucking rich coming from a Muslim

>is way smarter and educated than you

>I find it quite stupid when a non-muslim tries to question my religion and belief

I find Muslims quite stupid when they think they belong amongst actual people.

>reddit spaces
This isn't r/Donald bozo.

>4 gay people often exist at the same time in the same place in real life

>4 out of 14 people are gay in real life

Nigga thats almost 30% of the population.

>Shit I already used up my Sup Forums and redneck buzzwords
>Better whip out Donald Trump and Reddit

What else you got Haqim

>enriching intellectual minorities like us

ARGHH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ALL

JUST LEAVE MY FUCKNG COUNTRY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>inb4 Zack tries to reach a gay singularity

The point is it's a small enough sample size that it would be unlikely to have a completely normal distribution.