>You! Barbatos, trying to twist my story.
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>It's a Snyder tries to be meta like Morrison but with even less subtlety episode.
>Janet
Surely a name like Martha or Helena would be more appropriate
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>its a Morrison likes what Snyder is doing and is going to write something for metal so fags like you can shut up episode
Janet is hip and fresh
Martha and Helena are already taken
Never heard of Long Halloween, Dark Victory, Daughter of the Demon and A Lonely Place of Dying Stories.
I never said I didn't like it. I've been pleasantly surprised with Metal's quality.
But you gotta admit Snyder's as subtle as a fucking truck.
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I hate this fucking captcha but I don't have $20 free to renew my pass
Anyway here's Barbatos with titties I think
The Hawk God is another DC entity, right? I remember the name but I never bothered with Hawkman lore because it seems so fucking complicated
doing good work, based user
>Hawkman lore
>it seems so fucking complicated
that's because it is
Wait, is this Barbatos or is it Death? I'm still not sure. Must reread
meh
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>I never bothered with Hawkman lore because it seems so fucking complicated
'Complicated' is a nice way of putting it.
BEST GIRL
So now Hath-Set is the good one?
This just makes me want Mad Max Batman.
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I wanna fuck Barbatos!
And here's where Morrison's run comes in
She is only for Bruce.
yep you see the CHAD HAWK GOD on Hawkman Found #1's cover Barbatos better fuck the Hawk God
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Milligan's, if you wanna be pedantic.
So is the lady Barbatos?
>in the darkest future, Joker is Mayor, Green Arrow is a hipster and Batgirl is a young black teen
This is setting the stage for a Bendis event
This one looks a lot like Selina.
>acknowledging the shitty continuity in-comic
HYPERTIME CONFIRMED
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Barbatos He can be gender neutral and be a third person term She was talking in third person I'm guessing she has the same necklace as him so its gotta be barbatos. Death usually has black hair and doesn't cover her eyes
Synder you cunt,
This book actually reminds me of a twisted version of Neil Gaiman's Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader
i think he's the villain of hawkman and hawk girl
Then again, bear in mind I have never read hawkman and hawkgirl before
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Get in line
>she's barbatos
Dude what a shock, didn't expect this at all.
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Snyder has spent so long trying to emulate Morrison that he's awakening to his own Hypercrisis powers. He wields them clumsily, but it's beautiful to witness.
The Girl looks like Selina ........
yes, same necklace as barbatos
Reads like a retread of the more out there issues of the Morrison run. What's this I hear about him coming back for Metal?
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Just finished off this issue. It's pretty mental but I'm glad Metal is finally getting somewhere.
I think there's a mini coming out called Dark Knights: The Wild Hunt written by Morrison, set in between Metal #5 and #6
This is quite the trip so far.
And now Diana is there? Why?
is that implied? I don't know, I've never read The Return of Bruce Wayne
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I surround myself with birds
but superman is neither a bird, nor a plane
I wanna say that’s Earth One Diana but that’s only because the artist is Paquette who drew that story too.
You know what, this is so awful... fucking bullshit. Nothing makes sense in that damn event, just one shitty fan-fiction on top of another shitty fan-fiction. You know what, fuck them, fuck Snyder & King. Let Bendis handle that character. At this point it doesn't matter if it gets better or worse, just give Batman someone who could do something new & exciting with him other than stealing lots of concepts & meticulous ideas from Morrison circa 2008-2011. Goddamn crooks!
No it's not, the girl he sacrifices doesn't look like Selina in Morrison's run
This might just be a coincidence
I like this reference to the real purpose of the Robins.
He is the one who brought the Flamebird and Nightwing myth to Earth, though.
Morrison stole his ideas, too.
Just like how we're seeing Diana, Clark, and Dick all over the place?
I know, I was making a joke
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>Morrison stole his ideas, too.
Synder pls.
It really is
Oh shit son that never occurred to me
Jhahahahahaahahahaahahaahah
What are you doing up so late, King?
gr8 b8 m8
Barbatos kinda looks like the Spectre here
>the fucking bat ears
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If Green Lantern can be Spectre, why not Batman too?
The yellow one is a Parallax-Bats???
Is that a Parallax Batman? Also does this mean Barbatos is also a Bruce Wayne?
Tune in next week for The Batman Who Laughs #1
Same bat-time, same bat-channel
Yup.
Why is The Merciless giving Diana a purple nurple?
Yeah in some universe Batman is Parallax
I'll kill whoever invented this faggot street signs captcha
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Because he's merciless.
Also Batman becoming a Parallax host makes much more sense as a Dawnbreaker origin than whatever emo shit they cooked up for him
>REEEEEE
I haven't read this yet, so it might be a moot point, but...
Snyder's fucking retarded retcon in Zero Year that it wasn't a bat flying through the window which inspired Bruce to be Batman, but a hologram from his father's techno-globe thingy really wrecks the mythology
how much cooler would it be if it was actually Barbatos, in a smaller bat-form, which flew in the window?
A lot of people are suggesting he could be a Bruce from Final Crisis where Darkseid won.
hal even calls him out for being emo in hal and pals. says he only brought emo crap while he came her to rock
Arkham Arkham Arkham.
I'm Falling.
Oh Mother, what tree is this ?
What wounds are these ?
I am Attais on the Pine.
Christ on the Cider.
Odin on the world - ash.
"Hung on the windy tree for nine whole nights wounded with the spear." Dedicated to Odin"
"Myself to Myself"
I must see my Refection to prove that I still exist. Outside I hear the dragon coming closer Closer. Desperately I peel the tape from the Mirror Breaking my finger tips Strip by strip.
Until I stand revealed in the glass and I stare into old familiar Eyes.
MOTHER !
I must have fainted then for it is Morning When I next open my eyes.
No Longer able to tell where the Dragon Ends and I Begin
Yet am I Not the Hero ? The Man of Destiny ?
Have I not Confronted the Great Dragon ?
Where Then is My Grail ?
My Treasure Horde?
My Final Reward ?
Arkham Asylum : Serious House on a Serious Earth
MIRROR TIME MIRROR TIME WE DRAGON NOW
OH SHIT
Go back to looking like a cute girl Barbatos your killing my Boner
It feels like if Morrison threw in random shit to look cool rather than as specific references.
Damn nothing that could link Dark Prince Charming, Nightwing new Order or White knight to the dark multiverse (Theres a pet theory going on that all those else worlds secretly take place in the dark multiverse )
I'm a 10000% sure this issue was inspired by Morrison's Batman 683 (one of my favorite issues ever)
this page perfectly describes what goes on in this one-shot
they even name-drop 'Lost'
Oh fuck, that explains why Batman has such a great plot armor.
she's a bat not bruce
>Female
Goddamn it, DC.
It's both, user
Don't fight hypertime
Merciless's theme song youtu.be
>never heard of Long Halloween
you're kidding, right?
>i give up.
kek what a fag