One time, Randy Beeman__________________
One time, Randy Beeman__________________
Ethan Hughes
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Connor Ramirez
...became RICK BEEMAN!
Noah Morgan
>dem trips
Liam Nelson
/thread
Wyatt Fisher
Okay so this one time Randy Beeman had to stay home from school because he had a really awful cold where the snot was dripping out like all the time but the only person who could watch him for the day was his stepmom and she's one of those lady child molesters who always get away with it because it's hot and she was making him eat out her pussy super extra hard because she was on her period and that made her extra horny but at one point Randy had to sneeze but she wouldn't get off his face so he just sneezed super hard right into her vagina which forced a bunch of air and all the flu germs and period blood and stuff all the way back past her cervix which made her cum right then which she liked but like 3 days later she had to be rushed to the hospital with toxic shock syndrome and she died...
...... kay, bye
Josiah Watson
Delet the Thread, It’s over
Adrian Martinez
>trips
these are trips you Mongoloid.
Nathan Green
no, these are.
Logan Morris
...
Ryan Lopez
Oh just shut up
Brandon Peterson
eat my bologna
Ryan Anderson
LMAO
Owen Anderson
...
Benjamin Wood
...
Carter Lee
OH SHIT
Lincoln Lopez
OH FUCK
Joseph Powell
...
Levi Adams
Excellent Randy Beeman story user. Also checked.
Nicholas Gutierrez
>All of that in the child's voice
Bentley James
vocaroo.com
Jose Turner
...
Isaac Ramirez
...
Oliver Hall
...died
Kevin Brown
...
Kayden Powell
That's Colin. We never saw Randy Beaman. Also, nice quads.
Parker Bailey
THIS is how you write a kid
Nathan Edwards
...
Gavin Anderson
really
Carson Walker
...
Xavier Brown
SHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
James Bennett
>fucked your mother so hard she was leaking cum for weeks. Then again, it could've been all the niggers she keeps inviting in her house like a slut she is. That's right, slut. She doesn't even charge them. What a dumb bitch.
Christian Adams
Little Colin spent too much time on Xbox live
Isaac Martin
...
Oliver Smith
...
Joseph Ward
What do you think Randy Beeman (Beamon? Beman?) is doing today?
Goodnight everybody.
Christopher Lee
's aunt was sitting on the...on the front porch and she, and she was in her bare feet, and she
felt a lick and she thought it was her dog licking her feet but it wasn't; it was this crazy guy that did that a lot.
'Kay, bye.
Austin Butler
...
Isaac Allen
...
Levi Butler
why
Nolan Stewart
...
Matthew Long
...
Carson Thompson
His mom apparently grounded him for 30 years, so he still has something like 6 more to go.
www2.cruzio.com
>OK, one time Randy Beaman put ketchup on his shirt, and fell over
in the driveway acting like he croaked, and his mom, Mrs. Beaman,
she freaked out, was screaming, and he laughed 'cause he was a
tricker, and she grounded Randy Beaman for thirty years.
Brandon Johnson
I didnt need to see that
Jack Sullivan
oh who are you fucking kidding that's fucking high art right there
Eli Robinson
...
Evan Peterson
...
Jace Hernandez
>Shadman
Zachary Perez
...
Blake Phillips
...
Colton Gonzalez
Could I have a screencap?
Joseph Campbell
I read it in his voice.
Sebastian James
...
Levi Carter
Quality idea for a thread you got here, user, but ya dun goofed it up in two different ways:
>It's Randy BEAman, not BEEman.
>Randy always, always, always prefaces his story with "Okay, so".
Let this one archive, then try again.
Aiden Campbell
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Adrian Cooper
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Nathaniel King
OH BOY
I SURE HOPE MY POST MAKES IT INTO THE EDITED SCREENCAP
Joshua Ramirez
nigga what are you smokin
Nathaniel Bailey
...
Jayden Young
damn nigga
Jack Hughes
Jesus.
Now you just reminded me of that Master Shake x Korra cap.
Logan Cruz
...
Jaxson Howard
...
Jeremiah Davis
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Henry Reyes
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Joshua Gray
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Parker Phillips
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Nathan Howard
PUT ME IN SCREENCAP
Ryan Murphy
...
Gabriel Scott
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Chase Ward
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Christian Russell
Outstanding.
Ryan Clark
...
Luis Green
...
Ethan Bailey
Oh boy
Benjamin Richardson
...
Logan Morgan
...
Sebastian Wilson
Wat
Ryder Ramirez
WUBBALUBBADUBDUUUUUUB!!!!!
Luis Sanchez
...
Michael Allen
...
Jack Adams
...
Gavin Robinson
...
Jace Flores
There was once a time when this would have bothered me. Now all I can do is laugh.
Brayden Sanchez
I don't know how am I supposed to react to this.
Lucas Perry
...
Aaron Price
Fuck why does this make new laugh so much
Austin James
this board, god fuck
Noah Watson
...
Kevin Richardson
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