>Dewey Wins: Steven helps Mayor Dewey run a difficult campaign. >Raising the Barn: Pumpkin goes missing. >Gemcation: Greg and the Gems take Steven on vacation to help him relax. >Back to the Kindergarten: Steven, Amethyst and Peridot try to spruce up the Kindergarten. >Sadie Killer: Steven and the Cool Kids start a band, but they have trouble finding their sound. >Kevin Party: Kevin is throwing a party, and Steven is invited.
I really hope they remove the ways they fucked his character in beach city drift.
Christopher Hill
>It's all filler >Lars could be dead at any second and Steven is goofing off Thanks Rebecca.
Ethan Ross
God just kill this fucking show
Gavin Brooks
I know what's going on here. It's not CN trying to kill the show. It's Sugar herself. She's going to end the series without a conclusion to get back at tumblr for all the shit they caused.
Charles Sanchez
This. Their bromance is great, so hopefully it shows Steven checking in on him during some of the townie episodes.
Oh God. Another episode where Steven is used as a mouthpiece to show the crew's hatred of 'womanizers'. And they even admitted Steven's hatred of Kevin was OOC in the art book.
Hunter Myers
>nothing but townie shit and filler
Come the FUCK ON.
Xavier Foster
Could they really make an interesting party episode aimed at children? A good party episode involves drugs, drunk people and drunk fights, and dudes trying to seduce chicks.
Ryder Lopez
Call me insane, but I think Kevin Party is gonna be the episode where Steven and Connie talk it out. Because you just know Kevin is gonna be a wanker and his party is gonna suck and they'll reconnect over their mutual disdain for the guy.
Easton Perry
its not all filler BUT theres more that there should be. The pumpkin and kindergaten episodes are clearly gem ones
Alexander Harris
The show was always a episodic sitcom get over it
Grayson Jackson
>Pumpkin goes missing God I just hope they squash that Olaf bootleg before it’s starts to speak.
But knowing SU team, they will just make a cliché by making the bastard to go away to have her babies.
Jacob Moore
seems like 50/50 gem stuff/townie stuff, but even then the townie stuff might focus on the plot (like how certain characters were affected by the events of the season 4 finale).
Jace Scott
Alone Together was their previous party episode.
I wonder if they're going to expand Kevin's character or use him for another life lesson. I remember the theory about how his sob story he said during BeachCity Drift may actually be true
Liam Garcia
Yeah. These sound so incredibly innoccuous, they are likely to hit you with a fucking gut punch. Whenever the descriptions sound like the world's exploding, it's nothing. Whenever they give you absolutely nothing it's important.
Hunter Barnes
>New Steven Universe episodes >They're all filler as usual Are SUfags masochists to keep watching? Also, LOL
Cameron Clark
>Townies >Zuke shit >le quirky ukelele song shit >Irrelevant garbage that will have like 2 seconds of insinuated """lore""" >Townies >Townies
All on the app too.
This show is pathetic.
Cooper Harris
Remember how there were people who seriously thought this is going to be about World building
Jaxon Clark
Dammit, SU....
I want to still love you...
Logan Watson
Man, that cap has like the opposite effect the crewnuverse was going for
I wanna FUCK that god damn suave Alpha. Shiw me his dick, I'll suck it.
t. Homosexual
Parker Clark
Yeah. "Problems finding their sound", really seems to hint at them all having artistic output as a coping mechanism but with various tones of how they go about it. Sadie will likely go grunch/emo-ish because she likes horror stuff and has problems expressing her emotions with Lars. Sour Cream does rave shit so maybe he'd go for an approach of cathartic oblivion, trying to flee into the future by forgetting ASAP. No idea about the others, but it's likely gonna end with Steven synthesising (likely in every meaning of the term) it all into one thing. And while we are talking music, why doesn’t Ronaldo play the Floppotron?
Dominic Flores
>A cosmic evil is massing to destroy humanity >Lets fuck around in Beach City for the entire episode run
Normally I love townie eps but this is critical mass townie. What the fuck.
Samuel Diaz
If past episodes are any indication then "Back to the Kindergarten" will be the most filler episode out of all of them. Also >Only Townie Shit
Connor Sanchez
I think the sdcc trailer shows its not going to be filler
Isaiah Smith
>they've been gone for almost a year >instead of proceeding the plot they left behind they just go straight to off topic townie nonsense I...I understand now. That Indian guy didn't shut off SU because he hated us...he did it to protect us.
Brandon Evans
>MORE fucking townies I hate how much I used to love this show, because that makes reading this shit hurt even harder.
Nicholas Watson
>Steven autistically screeches at Kevin for 11 minutes nah
Jason Cooper
The modern Caliban >Fat autistic retard. >No I'm not kidding here, I'm serious. >Needy bitch, cries every five minutes. >Dad is a failure. >Raised in a butch lesbo spess rock cult that would've made grandpappy Obed Marsh proud. >Makes fucking Dipper and Lincoln look like real winners in comparison. >Holographic half-xenos abomination that should not be.
Kevin 'Chad' von Habsburg the III >Muscle bound athlete. >Star rookie at... Whatever passes for school in Beach City. >Independent and courageous. Clearly his own man. >Parents are aristocrats driven by duty and honor. >Raised by awesome parents, tutors, coaches, and even a fucking wizard. >Total bro. Invites everyone to his party, even that autistic fat kid nobody likes because he feels sorry for him. >Up there with Ed and Gary on the bro scale. >Descendant of Gilgamesh.
Juan Adams
>Raising the Barn UPROOTED
Ryder Jones
wow, this all sounds terrible
Thomas Miller
>WAAHH WAHH TOWNIE SHIT WAAH >ignoring that the trailers clearly show that most of the townie stuff will be relevant to stuff happening in the plot, instead of random shit like "onion gang" or "future boy zoltron"
Benjamin Ramirez
>Lapis destroys the barn >Doesn't want to live with them anymore and leaves Storyboard decision which caused Zuke to quit, her whole lapidot fanfiction she was making reality disappears.
Adam Allen
>And they even admitted Steven's hatred of Kevin was OOC in the art book. Screencap plz.
Tyler Sanchez
When has it ever? For a show with actual story, it seems to have more status quo than TTG and TAWOG combined.
Andrew Gomez
I hope Pumpkin dies or is otherwise removed from the show. He was cute at first but now he’s just a waste of space.
Jackson Phillips
>yfw Kevin gets stevedemption >becomes a regular >total bro who fights off gem mutants >steven becomes his dustin
Nathaniel King
Kevin becomes the Steve Harrington of Steven Universe and gets a baseball bat with nails on it.
Justin Williams
You need to try other kinds of parties.
Zachary Martinez
>Dewey Wins: Steven helps Mayor Dewey run a difficult campaign. More Dewey is always welcome >Raising the Barn: Pumpkin goes missing. Fuck you >Gemcation: Greg and the Gems take Steven on vacation to help him relax. Relax from what? The little turd always lives like everything in the world is fine >Back to the Kindergarten: Steven, Amethyst and Peridot try to spruce up the Kindergarten. It's going to be another filler episode with a title that sounds like plot development isnt it? >Sadie Killer: Steven and the Cool Kids start a band, but they have trouble finding their sound. No fuck Sadie and every episode she's plays a role in >Kevin Party: Kevin is throwing a party, and Steven is invited. Another Kevin-hate episode? What strawman will they pull this time?
Anthony Foster
>>Raising the Barn: Pumpkin goes missing.
Even Teen Titans Go has better episode plots than this.
Kayden Peterson
I'm all for it. But how does it happen?
So they are at the party, he will be a dick. What then? Some Gem mutants attack and Stevonnie saves his sorry ass?
Kevin Perez
>Raising the Barn: Pumpkin goes missing. I hate this show so god damn much sometimes.
Charles Sanchez
>You're on our world now >Lol no, bye. I rather look whats pumpkin is up to Yeah right, Sadies emo band song, because Lars is gone sure will be relevant to the plot about that alien race war
Jeremiah Peterson
It’s not really the crew’s choice how long the hiatuses run. I really fucking wish the show crew would/could account for these long breaks the network forces on us, though. Binge watching the whole season in one go after the fact and it probably won’t feel so bad but god is this shitting things up in real time.
Jace Morgan
>kevin a 3rd fucking time? no, i was pissed enough with the drift episode but i'm not bothering now, that's just asking for it
Ryan Robinson
Nah. Kevin will be a total bro the entire time while Steven will be a fag. Then the Sranc attack and Kevin whips out the songs of the Gnosis for he is Mandati and does away with them. The gem abominations dead, the girls flock to him like moths to flame and everybody ditches Steven who just sits there crying.
Jacob Allen
Why the fuck did they make a pumpkin character anyway? They live in Beach City and a permanent character is a fucking pumpkin?
And wasn't Lion supposed to go missing too? Fuck this fucking fuck fuck show.
Thomas Brown
I have no idea what you just said. Are you sure you are shitting on the right show here?
Gabriel Sanders
>Steven and Connie fuse a 3RD time and willing go to Kevin so he can fuck with them AGAIN I don't want to be accused of victim-bashing but...
Angel Ramirez
Maybe Lion being missing and Connie being mad at him is what’s bothering Steven so much that he takes a vacation.
Asher Adams
Err what about Lars? Why is Steven just hanging around relaxing and not trying to help him?
Chase Long
>Alpha
Fucker is skinnier than a goddamn Q-Tip. Bulking up is not hard, you goddamn pussy.
Easton Gray
But that swagger, user.
I'm not looking for love here, but sometimes being overpowered and used by a handsome dick is nice.
Leo Morris
There's a reason they retconned it so that Lars doesn't have to eat anymore, even though we've seen Lion eating before. Lars is gonna' be away for a while it seems.
Andrew Williams
I was hoping that Lars would come back fairly early on, but Sadie’s episide that’s probably going to be about her coping without Lars being the second to last one now makes me think otherwise.
Why did they show the Lars of the Stars preview back when they did if it’s gonna be so long before they get up to it? Doesn’t it fuck up the tension of the show for us to know for sure that Lars is fine? Steven and co are gonna spend all this time worrying about him while the audience can’t sympathize because we know he’s having cool space pirate adventures.
Noah Barnes
>Gems are alien invaders who attack per-industrial earth. >Practically destroy ancient Egypt and Mesopotamia. >Cleanse two whole continents of human life, now infested with rock abominations. >No gender. >Onion of the Consult. >Terrible writing. Fucking Second Apocalypse. Steven must be the No-God, then.
Robert Baker
So is this really the end of the series? Not even a TV movie?
Xavier Williams
>Why did they show the Lars of the Stars preview back when they did if it’s gonna be so long before they get up to it? Coming Soon!
John Collins
Well Kevin is clearly the best character
Camden Sullivan
Why would a douche like Kevin invite a child like Steven?
My big bro made me stay in my room when he threw parties when mom and dad were away I was like 7 at the time.
Brandon Campbell
its just the next 6 episodes being uploaded to the app on Friday
Leo Green
lol nope
Ayden Gonzalez
maybe he wants to apologize
Oliver Peterson
Do you guys think there is a chance Lars will teturn to Beach City in time for Kevin’s party? And it’ll be this big cool kid party that Lars probably would have cared about before but after his space adventure it’s not important to him at all? I’d like to see something like that.
Kevin Mitchell
>mostly boring plots >meanwhile lars is having fun cosmic adventures we rather be watching Fuck.
Lincoln Long
Steven’s 14, old enough to be entering freshman year at high school. Kevin is what? 16? There isn’t as much of an age gap as if Steven were 7. That’d be more like Kevin inviting Onion to his party.
Sebastian Williams
>Lars infiltrates a jubiliee celebration on homeworld and meanwhile Steven is finding pumpkins and fucking around with Kevin.
Carson Phillips
>teenage jerk >apologize to a kid
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA
Michael Flores
its to make fun of him. Kevin is confirmed to be the only 100% evil character in the show. The question is, why would steven ever go to his party
Dylan Cox
Man, why do they think we would care about Dewey getting replaced with the black grandma or the pumpkin going missing over Lars and the Off Color fending off Homeworld soldiers?
Even Lars is being treated horribly by skipping over most of his development to make him a space pirate out of nowhere.
And of course Steven still has time to do stupid garbage like being in a band with Sadie over talking to the gems about Homeworld.
Awful show!
Dominic Hill
if sugar wasn't such a hack, lars wouldn't be dead and they would actually do something interesting for once instead of conveniently teleporting back home to do the same dull shit they always do
Juan Phillips
I hate Lars. I fucking despise his character then they went and make him interesting. Now I want to see Lars than this shit they're offering.
Eli Miller
>Back to the Kindergarten: Steven, Amethyst and Peridot try to spruce up the Kindergarten That sounds like pointless. Also, why would Lapis be sitting that out?
Nicholas Carter
At the very least, perhaps gemcation is the episode with the flashback shown in the SDCC trailer. In that case, it will give us some lore
Austin Ross
Hey, Lars apologized. Anything’s possible.
Ethan Bailey
You forgot >Immediately backs off when he finds out a girl is underage >Best racer in beach city
Hunter Reyes
>he doesn't know Well user, all I'm gonna say is that you will enjoy this bomb more than you think based on SOMETHING thats happening.
Eli Reed
>more evil than Aquamarine
Fuck off tumblr
Gavin Sanchez
Get outta here, fucking faggot! Can't even appreciate a real man who'd break that pencil right in half.
Xavier Clark
Lars is a space pirate now.
Bentley Garcia
its confirmed by the creators of the show that Kevin is the only character they made 100% evil just for fun. Even aquamarine is gonna have depth
Sebastian Robinson
>over talking to the gems about Homeworld.
At least we have that ‘but I want to’ clip in the trailer of Pearl that implies Steven tries to ask a question for once, even if he probably gets shut down again.
Tyler Wilson
How the fuck can that woman even run for office if she has no political past activity?
What the hell is this shit?
Xavier Gray
I don't give a shit about the Off-Colors. They're just a bunch of freaks that live underground.
Andrew Jenkins
testing testing
Joseph Morales
Shut the fuck up. Trying to be some slice of life anime and shonen at the same time is one thing, but don't fucking blue ball your audience like this.
William Price
Kevin is the most evil character in the show for wanting to get his dick wet?
Lincoln Mitchell
That's exactly what Lars thought. Kevin will be the next part of Steven's PINK'd harem.
Nathan Sanchez
>Why the fuck did they make a pumpkin character anyway? To really zero in their gay agenda by giving Lapis and Peridot in a sense a child to take care of even though Peridot and Lapis have no actual concern for organic life beyond Steven.
James Young
Do we know her backstory? Maybe she does have political history. When you get that old there’s a lot of time behind you you coulda done a lot in.
Liam Phillips
>all of this people who dont know whats gonna happen /SUG/ allready figured out whats going to happen judging by all the trailers, shown in the internet AND on SDCC.
Lars becomes a space pirate and a massive captain harlock reference, lapis leaves the barn and sings a song called Escapism, peridot is going to become monotone due to lapis leaving her, and there's a flashback scene with the gems telling a story on how they faced pink diamond.
Logan Miller
Dewey should be connected enough to not even have that old bag get a single campaign in. Hes the freaking mayor he basically controls the media in Beach City. Besides any real mayor would engineer a distraction when the masses start to chimp out.
Xavier Lewis
She is based on Ian's grandma who co-founded a country. So that's probably what they play on here.
Leo Rodriguez
Can somebody give me a link with the trailer with this flashback scene? I feel like I mighta missed it.
Matthew Martin
i dont wanna start, but a certain orange man didnt have any political past and still got elected
Gavin Harris
The show is gone for like, six fucking months and it comes back with a townie bomb.
A fucking. Townie. Bomb.
HOMEWORLD IS OUT FOR BLOOD. LARS IS DOING GOD-KNOWS-WHAT IN THE DEPTHS OF SPACE. WE HAVE SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS THAT IF YOU BOUND THEM TOGETHER THE STACK WOULD BE HEAVY ENOUGH TO BLUDGEON SOMEONE TO DEATH WITH.
And they come back with a goddamn townie bomb. Holy shit. You know what? CN was right. CN was right to not air this garbage. Let them dump the rest of the series on the app, Sugar deserves to be shamed like that.
Logan Young
>asks a girl out to a dance >the staff acts like hes worse than Hitler What the hell is wrong with these people hahha
Brayden Lee
also terminator here youtube.com/watch?v=bkF2sVuAIog You will see its not all townies to be fair, the creators straight up said that kevin being 100% evil is mostly a joke. A lead writer already said its one of his favorite humans
Sebastian Collins
Trump has a fuckload of money and connections though.
Michael Parker
Dude he's mayor to about ten people and a dog. What the fuck could he do? Everyone knows him personally.