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Jackie BTFO fuck the people who like her due to no longer being a roadblock to starco
Luke Anderson
I used to lewd the fuck out of Jackie. I now feel guilty doing that. All I want to do is hug her and let her know she is loved. Minimal screentime or not, she is one of the biggest sweethearts I've seen in animation ever.
Hudson Jackson
Surprisingly there were people who didn't like her before, who liked her before the ending breakup scene. So not everyone's a Jackie love bandwagoner.
Us Jackiefags were always rooting for you though, Jackie.
Daniel Flores
As Starco trash, I'm glad we're at the point where everybody realizes this low level shitposting
Lucas Miller
You know she was hated just for getting in the way of Starco.
Tyler Gutierrez
Well in my case, I initially didn't like her because she didn't really have a personality, then after Bon Bon, I liked her but I sort of realized what the writers were doing with her when she didn't get much screentime so it didn't hurt me that much personally
Alexander Wood
Well glad you weren't affected by it. Meanwhile I hardly even functioned today. Jackie was in my mind all day.
Jeremiah Stewart
So (outside of Kenny Pittenger appearing out of nowhere) my board team predictions have been right so far. Here's the rest of them: Lint Catcher: Madeline and Nicolette Trial by Squire: Justin and Amelia Princess Turdina: Gina and Sarah Starfari: Casey and Charlotte Lava Lake Beach: Zach and Cassie Sweet Dreams: either Sabrina and Amelia or Kirsten and Jushtin Death Peck: Madeline and Nicolette Ponymonyum: either Kirsten and Jushtin or Sabrina and Amelia Night Life: Gina and Sarah Deep Dive: Casey and Charlotte Monster Bash: Zach, Cassie, and the team that did Sweet Dreams
Jaxon Rivera
You make it sound like lewding a character and loving them are mutually exclusive.
Lincoln Butler
They aren't, I know But right now all I want to do is help her
Adam Hughes
Who is ready for more Hekapoo
David Wilson
no one likes the MHC anymore
Nicholas Johnson
Carrying over from last thread. Do NOT listen to Sabrina. Repeat: Do Not Listen
Ian Cox
I'm not even a hekkafag and I know that isn't true.
Camden Wright
I don't get the appeal of Hekapoo, she's been a total bitch in every appearance. Well no, I get the appeal. But it's shame that so many people are so shallow, compared to the genuine emotional investment so many others have for Jackie and Star.
Carson Johnson
Oh come now user, I was frustrated with the >lol plot device lol fat lol no personality she doesn't deserve screentime morons too, but let's be real the episode did give more exposure to Jackie's qualities, and a lot of people really only noticed them for the first time.
Of course it's also about her no longer being a starcobstacle, but it's also about her having leveled up when it comes to personality screentime
Let's just be glad more people see her awesomeness now
Jaxon Wright
And before today, people's emotional investment in Jackie was seen as shallow too. And maybe there was some backing to that. It's just funny how the times changed.
Leo Wilson
I am
Jeremiah Garcia
I know she's not a writer for the show or anything, but I sure as hell hope she doesn't have a major influence on the show. But if Nefcy was going to drink the Kalifornia Kool-aid, she already would have, I believe.
Christian Jones
This, Cotugno is truly a blight on this fandom. I don't get how she really doesn't seem to fucking grasp that as a crew member, people will think that the stuff she posts about the show and the characters is canon. She just doesn't give a shit and shits out queer sjw activist tier headcanons as fact like there's no tomorrow, as if she was just some fan. Sheesh, what a bitch.
Leo Bell
I'm quite glad. The next step is giving her a secondary role in the future. Most likely not this half season, and maybe not even for most of 3B. But definitely by 4. This was a satisfying Jarco conclusion but not a satisfying Jackie one.
Aiden Jones
>I boarded Marco and Jackie’s date in Sophomore Slump! >We don’t get a lot of time in this series to really explore Marco and Jackie’s relationship, so I at least wanted to give it a good, heartfelt send-off! >I tried to channel one of my favorite anime, Honey and Clover, for the look of the pier at sunset. (It’s also heavily based on the Santa Monica pier.) >I got really into drawing that giant karate dog plush. >I think we can all agree that Jackie is definitely gonna be dating girls in the future, right? I feel like that’s pretty cut and dry.
I don't know why I even bothered with that OP if nobody's going to fucking read it
Wyatt Cook
>but I sure as hell hope she doesn't have a major influence on the show Nah, like you said. It would have shown up ages ago
We don't listen to her
Adam Stewart
>cut and dry
...is...is it? HOW? HOW IS IT CUT AND DRY?
Josiah Gutierrez
>I think we can all agree that Jackie is definitely gonna be dating girls in the future, right? I feel like that’s pretty cut and dry.
don't.
Levi James
One thing I love about season 3 so far is that the status quo has been absolutely destroyed. Nothing is certain anymore - who's with who, what's the main setting... I love it. I hate when I can tell three minutes in how things will turn out. Star has been consistently surprising by not going for the obvious. Still sad to see Jarco break up, though. They were cute together.
Noah Harris
>"You don't make the plots. I do. ME! Only I know how this all turns out!" - Daron Nefcy
Brayden Cruz
Isn't the "everyone is a bi/'pan'" mindset homophobic? I know SJWs dream of straight people disappearing from the face of the earth, but doesn't insisting that everybody is an exact 50/50 bisexual mean gays and lesbians aren't allowed to be homosexual anymore?
I don't want to listen to her either, but if she keeps coming up through the ranks, the threat would be too great to ignore.
Either way, sorry for continuing to bring that bitch's idiocy. Have a boystar and Marcia in exchange.
Samuel Phillips
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Evan Richardson
True, but it feels a bit to much of a rollercoaster for me. Monday star was manic depressive about marco being gone. Today she's crushing all over Tom again.
Austin Young
Let's get past Sabrina. It's not the first time she's been retarded on social media.
New topic: TomxStar. Shitposts aside, how "wrong" are each of them for how this played out? Up to Demoncism, because I'm not spoiling myself with leaks. Tom's hard to judge, because the whole idea of getting rid of literal demons doesn't seem well thought out, and then changing his mind when Star tells him it's good he's trying to change? What did he mean by this? As for Star, why is she such a slut?
Owen Reed
anyone have a link to between friends? much appreciated
Levi Ross
So, off topicly. I made a meme called Beautiful Angie. Just have Angie Diaz with her eyes clothes hugging mostly her husband but you can edit.
Nicholas Rodriguez
That boy Star looks girlier than regular Star
Brandon Williams
Remember back when Marco was a harem protagonist?
Ian Richardson
I wonder if she actually knows about any future plans for Jackie or anyone for that matter.
Chase Perry
Here is an example. I photo edited Rafael Diaz from "Royal Pain". And Angie is just hugging his muscles and playing with his chest hair
Tyler Rivera
well sadly he went down the Finn route and fucked it all up
Xavier Hall
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Charles Robinson
>implying he ain't gonna get mad Mewni-puss on his way to become a true hero Harem's kinda good so far. >Foolduke >Mime >Heka >possible MewJackie
Joseph Reyes
She most likely doesn't and is just on a power trip right now. All things considered, she's gonna go the way of Zuke any moment now.
Charles Diaz
reminds me to aurora of "it hurts"
Jeremiah Anderson
I need some Marco cuck.
Like Tom plowing Star while they use Marco as a pillow.
Christopher Wood
>Marco leaves to Mewni >Jackie and Janna hang out >They develop a "deeper" friendship >Jackie has doubts, but trusts Marco will come back and get to be a better couple. >Marco fucks up
Julian Mitchell
Star is in the wrong. Not Tom
Jack Gray
i would like to see Nefcy troll us and make a mermaid that looks like Jackie
Lucas Perez
Love this influx of sad/reflective Jackie art
Wyatt Perry
Okay but seriously, is one Janna and Jackie episode too much to ask for?
Blake Young
After months of Starcuck, I feel that it's right that we get some Marcuck.
Grayson Ramirez
I really really hope this isn't going down the relationship route.
What I'd like to see is upon Marco's return, Star completely ignores Tom again, to the point where he confronts her about being a bad friend.
But what I'm guessing is going to happen is that Marco returns to see Star and Tom have a thing, feel hurt, and bugger off to Hekapoo given one of the upcoming episodes is Star finding out they've been doing stuff together.
Once She finds out, it will bring back jealous Star, and then Marco will get mad because he came back for her, and then anger and argument and then "get over it and just kiss already" yadayada.
I want Starco to happen damnit but it's gotta be satisfying when it does.
Won't happen. Some people actually hate Star, that's why we got Starcuck. Too many faggots self insert as Marco, they won't abuse him like they did Star.
Jose Allen
>a mermaid that looks like Jackie Position of Jackie lookalike's taken, m8.
Gavin James
Daily reminder that marco is now a cuck and a cunt, and that Star is now a demondick sucker.
Eclipsa is our only hope.
Ian Gutierrez
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Joseph Edwards
If star is hooking up with Tom now, she has gotten over MArco fucking fast. In that case Marco should ditch her and go on adventures with H-poo
Isaac Russell
That's not a Jackie lookalike, that's a Tom/Jackie hybrid
David Lee
That's a problem I have with the character development over the last few episodes, I'll just wait and see how Star reacts to Marco returning.
Bentley Foster
Yeah, but why though? Was it wrong to stop Tom from brainwashing himself? It' safe to assume that's what goes down, because the "finished product" of demoncism is a souless husk of a person, just like brainwashed princesses from Heinus' school. It doesn't seem wrong to stop the demoncism. Was pic related wrong? Who made the first move? The beginning of their indecent act happens off-screen
Gavin Young
STAR VS IS GETTING A HOLIDAY SPECIAL! FUCKING FINALLY!
Isaac Hall
Everyone's now suddenly upset over Jackie leaving forever, and are completely consumed in the assumption that she must eventually return.
Well what about >Ferg and Alf >Janna >Marco's Parents >Sensei >Skeeves and the school staff like Skullnick
Do any of them matter?
Leo Bell
Eclipsa's master plan is to get knocked up by Marco (or rather the monster inside him).
Asher Cooper
Except Janna honestly no
Also Alf and Ferg are considered jokes by everyone
Ethan Hernandez
>>Ferg and Alf >>Skeeves and the school staff like Skullnick Completely irrelevant since season 2
Jace Brown
>Who made the first move? Star was the one who couldn't control herself and confronted Tom at the dance for not giving her enough attention.
Juan Foster
>twice the cucking value
Samuel Lopez
What about Brittney?
Benjamin Martinez
Janna is Star's friend and we'll see Marco's parents at the wedding. Nobody else matters.
Jaxson Diaz
Marco is so selfish that he sacrifices everyone for his own pleasure.
Fuck you marco, you were based, you are now a cunt.
>Has bad relationship with young dude, while he's young and stupid >"Lol tiem 2 bea lezbean!!!" look, what, do these people even look at what they're writing? or are they so horny for diversity they spout unrealistic shit?
Carter Roberts
Asian Regina George
Ayden Russell
Shes only hanging out with Tom to get her mind off of marco
Mason Rogers
to me it's the other way around, i don't like they distroyed the hole plot in a matter of what? two or three episodes. Now star thirsts for tom, marco is not only an asshole but he's going to go away to Mewni, meaning that well get to see the "earth people" a lot less which sucks.
poor Jackie she deserved to be loved much more ;w;
Ayden Adams
No.
Anthony Baker
Friendly reminder that /our guy/, Tom did nothing wrong
Hudson Gomez
who the fuck is this cuite?
Matthew Stewart
>a Tom/Jackie hybrid Hnnnnnnngggggggg
Jayden Scott
They want to cure straight people. They are like a bunch of Bizarro Mike Pence.
Dylan Bennett
She probably does, but her bullshit about Jackie dating girls from now on is just the same recycled crap from before. They're not going to risk revealing her as a bisexual, definitely not lesbian as well. It would only boost interest in the show in a bad way, since most people who would get interested after something of that nature happened would only recognize this show afterwards by the fact that it featured a dyke or whatever. Even with that out of our way making Jackie date girls would be out of her character, if she was a lesbian she wouldn't even consider dating Marco.
This is just Cotugno up to her usual stupid shit, I wouldn't worry too much about it.
Aiden Hall
IF STAR FUCKED WITH HIM AND TRASH HIM, RIOT.
Seriously, he actually improved himself.
Leo Garcia
maybe cause of the hair, but i really don't think they are similar. also both aurora and jackie are the best out of their respectives stories
Landon Watson
It's from the leaks. Presumably Monster Bash.
Bentley Turner
>Goes from huffing sweaty hoodies to getting pounded by Tom's purple dick in like a week What went wrong?
Jayden Ross
Jackie still does.
Gabriel Morgan
She's a slut.
Jackson James
>Presumably Monster Bash. It's one of tomorrow's episodes, dude. That's obviously Quest Buy. The episodes are only getting leaked a day in advance, thank god.
Adrian James
Sabrina Cotugno repeatedly spews total bullshit, the other crewmembers have made "Sabrina why they think it's true now" tier posts, she's admitted herself she tries to insert her irl gender and race sociopolitics into her tumblr answers that are her own headcanons and nothing more, and didn't even know what Tom was but assumed he was mixed race (just like she is! Mixed race representation!) because he clearly had "mewman passing privilege" despite looking nonhuman.
If she was in any way familiar with the canon lore, she'd have known that demons and monsters are treated differently and the Lucitors are old allies of the Butterflies and Tom has privilege because he's a crown prince of a neighbouring kingdom, not because of any fucking "passing privilege", holy shit.
Never take anything cotugno says about the show seriously.
She didn't even fucking know what species Tom is or why he isn't treated like your average monster, see above. I don't trust any info from her. Her actual boarding work is nice, art is good, but she's about as reliable a source on show canon as all those trans marco tumbrl blogs
Dominic Bennett
I feel like if I invest too much into Eclipsa as a villain I'll end up disappointed like what they did to Toffee.
Juan Baker
Trial by Squire
Noah Green
She let him go. She let him go.
Grayson Anderson
There are two big appeals to Hekapoo. One on the right and one on the left.
Levi Gray
Toffee end game didn't happen yet user.
THE EYE WATCH.
Jonathan Scott
>meaning that well get to see the "earth people" a lot less which sucks Not like there were many to begin with.
Jackie had the most potential due to the possibilities of interdimensional dates, but that was never realized and now they're no more. She can still be saved but it'll take time.
Apart from Janna, who is likely to have at least a few more low-impact appearances, I like Marco's Parents and Sensei, but apart from all them no one else seems to have any real gravitas to them.
Oskar sucks, Skullnick was cool but ultimately irrelevant now, and Ferg and Alf? While it oddly was refreshing to see them in this episode and they weren't terrible, I'm not dying for any more of them.
Really. It's just Jackie and Janna that matter. And Jackie is on life support.
