Riverdale Thread - Shounen Time

Time for your weekly dose of waifu and husbando

What the fuck?

Just watched it.

The Black Hood threatens to kill Polly unless Betty does things like reveal that her mother was a Serpent and break up with Jughead. She tells Archie.

Jughead joins the Serpents to prevent them from attacking the Northside and ends up hooking up with Toni.

Veronica's old friend Nick comes to Riverdale and tries to date rape Cheryl, but Veronica and the Pussycats save him.

The Black Hood lures Betty to an abandoned house with the promise of revealing who he is and forces her to wear a black hood and stare at herself in a mirror to prove they're "the same".

The Black Hood later tells Betty he knows she told Archie about them and says he's going to kill Polly unless Betty names another sinner to die in her place. Betty names Nick and gives the Black Hood his address, which the Black Hood says proves that they're equals.

And sadly Punished Archie really is over. Although we get coked-up Archie for a few seconds.

It's not even the craziest thing that happened last week

>save him.

Meant "her"

Wew, how are you watching early user?

I wouldn't be shocked if the Punisher rocked up at this point.

Tonight's episode leaned pretty heavily on Hal or Chicbeing the Black Hood, imo.

Here we go lads

>I'm not letting you go through this alone
this kills the bughead

>ywn throw on a red hood and pose shirtless with the lads for a gang video

LOL TERRORISM

God everyone on this show is so hot.

Fucking south side retards.

Is anyone streaming?

why does jughead still live at hid dad's place?

isn't he at a new school because he was supposed to be living with a foster family?

>Betty gets a death note
god I love this show

>this initiation

>The gang initiation is just frat hazing
lel Hot Dog

OH FUCK, THE CONSPIRACY THEORISTS WERE RIGHT
THERE'S REPTILIAN SHAPESHIFTERS AMONG US

>it's the le edgy Archie show

People actually watch this shit?

Return of Dark Betty WHEN

Yes. Was that the answer you wanted?

that's her secret, she's always dark betty

this serpent shit is super gay

Gayer than Archie's shirtless boy army?

no, but still

Holy fuck that's a lot of rain.

now jughead must eat a bowl of eggs

Almost all mono gendered gangs are homo erotic as fuck. Comes with the terrority.

Threesome when?

Muh bih luh do cocaine.

So who the fuck is this dude

not who...how!

drop this roastie arch

>Val is on screen
>no lines
>again
DAMN YOU RIVERDALE

What a buzzkill

Time to purge the heretics

RIP Veronica

Jingle jangle - not even once

Damn Betty that was excessive.

>the gauntlet
is it literally just gonna be him getting beat up?
how pedestrian

Was it rape?

It's gonna be

>whaaaaaaaa why won't she fuck me I'm so great

I just noticed that this city never has a bright red sun on screen

; - ;

>Archie was going Walter White last eek
>This week he's the reasonable one

WOAH MAMA

Holy shit Alice

oh my

the coopers are literal garbage people

>Close up of tits
Nice
>It's Alice
I feel so conflicted

>That entire Betty's mom scene.
This fucking show

Holy shit Archie you fucking madman

yo archie that was not cool

I don't

archie is a better actor than kj

My mom is clowning the serpents for being an ethnically diverse gang.

>diverse
>one black girl

if jughead passes the final trial, do you think he'll be able to transform into an actual snake?

Cheryl gone get raped

RAEP INCOMING

lol this is like the klingon shit with the pain sticks

I'm not sure who's getting rapped here exactly, Jug, Cheryl, or this new dude

>music still going while singers beat the shit out of some guy

Anyone else find Jughead's pain tolerance to be really, really hot?

so it's betty's brother?

BETTY IS THE BLACK HOOD

This is actually pretty messed up

Is...is the killer Dark Betty?

No one cared who she was until she put on the mask

THE FAN GIRLS WILL BE SO MAD

Jug done fucked up now

how did dark betty get a full grown man to murder peeps?

they were on a break

actually all archie's fault

WEW lads next episode is gonna be some good shit

I hate that you made me watch this, Sup Forums. I feel infected.

is jughead the new ross?

Accept it. Accept that you are a trashy teenage girl at heart

>Mom watchs 10 minutes of this show
>This was written by a gay preppie wasnt it.

I am so pissed she guessed that perfectly.

Looking forward to Punished Betty

I don't wanna

C'mon, user. No need to lie.

Was it really?

That St. Claire kid's eyes are green...
But the guy on the phone sounded like Cheryl.
I still think it's Chic Cooper. Now this thread can die.

>no keyboards at all on the track the Pussycats play
>Val is still there on stage playing nothing
At least try to get it to match up

Which is campier Gotham or Riverdale.

>said gay preppie waifus Betty hard

#snapdale

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"Step back, bitch. I'm his true love."

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What the fuck

I thought this was just an Archie-themed teenage drama thing

Hot Mom 1.0

>he didn't know Riverdale was live action animu