Admit it, you owned this as a child, or at least saw it once. And liked it

Admit it, you owned this as a child, or at least saw it once. And liked it.

It's on YouTube, you know. You can smile and remember not being able to reach the TV buttons or refrigerator door.

youtube.com/watch?v=9EYBVPh6Pxg

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Barney didn't exist when I was a child.

Lee is going to see it

Huh. What'd you have then, Sesame Street? Or was that after you too?

He'll be right behind his dog the whole time.

Most likely. Sesame Street came out in 1969, but the first Barney video was released in 1988, four years before the PBS series.

I think I saw Barney once on TV as a child and never watched it again

I'm Russian.
We don't know who the fuck Barney even is.
We sure do love our share of horse porn tho...

Can't say I've had the pleasure. Watched plenty of Sesame Street, Reading Rainbow, Lamb Chop, Mr. Rogers, Wishbone and Carmen Sandiego though.

>if I say it enough times, it'll eventually come true!

Hi Lee.

Is this a stealth pastel horses thread?

>Lee literally screwed the pooch

it was just the tip you faggots

Woof, you're really in the doghouse now.

go easy on him, it's a doggy dog world after all

Yeah, it's pretty ruff

He'll perk up once he sees a pony post. Every dog has his day after all.

This scene gave me a foot fetish.

Ponyfags spotted. Back to your containment board.

You guys realize that Barneyfag doesn't care about Barney right?

No joke, I never saw it because as a kid, I only got to watch Barney at my dad's house and didn't really like it. My mom wouldn't let me watch it because it was too happy

Your bark is worse than your bite, Lee.

kill yourself ban-evading Argentinian

Do you kiss your doggo with that mouth?

I'm french. We hardly had any Barney, probably because this chucklefuck here had the plush dinosaur-centric, toddler-oriented TV show market cornered.

Those are children's feet, user.

Has that really stopped anyone?

>1990
>owning something that was available free on public television
I seriously hope you guys didn't do this

Actually, Barney didn't air on PBS until 1992, and it was a direct-to-video release rather than a normal episode of the show.

I was 4yo but I remember I liked these guys more

I'm not surprised you like it, it is very phallic.

Oh yeah. This one, Barney's Birthday and the one where Barney gets a car were my favorites.

To this day I believe that Barney and Ocarina of Time taught me more English than school did.

>My mom wouldn't let me watch it because it was too happy
I can imagine anyone having that exact same response.

user...

Has that really stopped anyone?

Judging by the deleted posts, turns out that the post you quoted was actually Lee.

That actually looks even more freaky.

Wait a minute, did Barneyfag fuck a dog?

The specials weren't on TV back then, you bought the tape or you just didn't watch them. It's not like now where you just wait a week and it's on Nick/Disney/whatever.

No, it's just a shitty rumour ponyfags like to toss around to try to make themselves look better.

It doesn't take much to look better than a dog fucker.

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about, literally no one will ever give you the right answer.

>Ocarina of Time
>teaching English
I'm not sure how that works.

Those cheeky Aussies.

Nope. I am so old my childhood didn't include me owning anything Barney.

I'll give you the polish version of Seasame Street.

youtube.com/watch?v=OQxkgmq2xLs

die you degenerate you know who

While I watched Barney for maybe a year when I was five or six when I would go to my Grandma's on summer mornings, I did not have any VHS tapes I believe. I tried playing the Sega Genesis game and it was pretty fucking terrible. I must have rented Whacky Worlds 100 times though.

My guilty pleasure was the Carebear movie with Dark Heart. I also loved The Last Unicorn.

user would have been a child at the time

>rumour
no

It's literally a rumor that's forced by a photoshopped screenshot of lee on kiwifarms confessing to it - the post doesn't actually exist if you go looking for it (and he couldn't have just deleted his post because that wouldn't have stopped other users from quoting him and talking about it at the time he theoretically posted it)

What’s his name again Sup Forums?

Yup, most of my childhood is a blur. But I remember watching Barney and owning that tape, along with one that had them reenact different fairy tales.

A fucking purple dinasour. I'm glad this fuck is gone

Ditto. I saw that first horrifying vhs pilot on YouTube. Got a chuckle when the mom was coming and Barney lost his shit. He couldn't change into a plush before the tv series. He was looking like an escaped pedo about to be caught in a shed full of kids...oddly accurate analogy.

No one believes you Lee. Leave your poor dog alone.

How would you even know he posted it, retard? You're not too much different from /mlp/ themselves since they constantly blame him for constantly shitposting against the show on their board, but he couldn't care less about them on that board.

Barney is for faggots. Real men watched Pingu

You're barking up the wrong tree. It'd be best if you let sleeping dogs lie.

Lee Goldson? More like Lee's dog son.

>cutting off the timestamp to make it seem impossible to search for after people already called out the original image that had a timestamp

What breed was it, Lee?

His dick is very small so it must have been a chihuahua. Or a puppy.

Nope. But m.youtube.com/watch?v=UOrWWT3EujM yes.

Where's Barneyfag when you need him?

He's balls deep in Fido right now. Come back later.

I think it's really a shame that you are alive

>Even Barneyfag has a furry GF

I never liked barney. I actually have hatred for him because alot of moms forced the kids to watch that shit while the kids wanted to watch other stuff on CN, FoxKids, Nickelondeon.
he is probably on his late 30s. the retarded and gay dinossaur was aired until the late 2000s.

I told you guys Dan was a Sup Forums citizen. he probably go to /t/ and download the japaese porn about midget girls

>Admit it, you owned this as a child, or at least saw it once. And liked it.
Mom said we weren't allowed to watch Barney because he was "condescending" and "fucking stupid."
Knowing mom would think we were retards if we did, we obviously didn't watch it and instead grew to hate it, we'd buy stuffed barney from thrift stores and cut them to bits.
It was weird.

Weird how Pavlovian conditioning works.

I didn't because Barney legit gave me the creeps as a kid to the point where I'd cry if it came on, yet I wasn't scared of stuff like Blues Clues or Thomas the Train.

I had skewed priorities in fears I guess.

To be fair, the first few videos were probably where he looked the most unsettling since they were still trying to settle on a design for him.

My nigga.

Not gonna lie I did own this exact tape when I was very little and unironically enjoyed it at that age. Though I think I liked the songs more than anything that was going on.

Not to sound like a douche; but I would be amiss not to word this in the following way...

Everyone step-aside! Patrician coming through!
youtu.be/oowOsEOTApA

I had a tard brother would just play bits of Barney on a loop whether it was a recording on tv or doing so on youtube. That's his life. It's all he does. I grew up with and he would have his tapes on a loop, most of them were Barney. There was really no way to avoid Barney since my brother always had that shit on volume. I would often watch it just to wait for my turn on the televison. Because of this, I managed to memorize a majority of the Barney episodes, songs, episodes, ect. I thought myself to hate Barney when I was a kid and passed on to by edgy teen years. Now I don't give a fuck and the Barney hate has gotten really fucking boring and tame. It's kind surreal seeing Sup Forums have a thread about this and remembering watching this with my brother like "Oh I remember Derek being a little shit about muh nice list"
I will say this, Imagination Island was Kino. Prof. Tinkerpot had the best redemption arc.
No, I am not Lee

you realize he wrote an entire letter to his school about why barney ruined his life right??

>I thought myself to hate Barney when I was a kid and passed on to by edgy teen years.
exactly like Revved, he exposes himself to as much edgy shit as possible because he thinks it counteracts him watching barney

>Tinkerpot had the best redemption arc
Oh God, a thought came to my head. Somewhere somehow, people probably waifu and ship the kids or the dinos on this show

I think I found something worse

...

fucking lol

Funny how that was Sandy Duncan playing the mom in that one.

Funny how that was Sandy Duncan playing the mom in that one.

fuc

>Admit it, you owned this as a child, or at least saw it once.
Maybe, I had a shit ton of Barney VCRs, but I can't remember dick about them because I stopped watching when I turned four.
>And liked it.
How the fuck would I know?

Does anyone have that article about the kid they thought was in a coma, but he was actually paralyzed and was forced to watch the same Barney episode on repeat for sixteen years?

fucking wat

A fate worse than hell.
>washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/01/13/meet-the-man-who-spent-12-years-trapped-inside-his-body-watching-barney-reruns/?utm_term=.e9be68309d72

Lee almost attacked a kid with locked in sydrome for the same reason

washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/01/13/meet-the-man-who-spent-12-years-trapped-inside-his-body-watching-barney-reruns/?utm_term=.366adbfcd164
>"Lynchian," according to David Foster Wallace, "refers to a particular kind of irony where the very macabre and the very mundane combine in such a way as to reveal the former's perpetual containment within the latter."
>Perhaps no other word better describes the onetime fate of Martin Pistorius, a South African man who spent more than a decade trapped inside his own body involuntarily watching "Barney" reruns day after day.
>"I cannot even express to you how much I hated Barney," Martin told NPR during the first episode of a new program on human behavior, "Invisibilia."
>The rest of the world thought Pistorius was a vegetable, according to NPR. Doctors had told his family as much after he'd fallen into a mysterious coma as a healthy 12-year-old before emerging several years later completely paralyzed, unable to communicate with the outside world. The nightmarish condition, which can be caused by stroke or an overdose of medication, is known as "total locked-in syndrome," and it has no cure, according to the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke.
>My father’s faith in me was stretched almost to breaking point – I don’t think it ever disappeared completely. Each day Dad, a mechanical engineer, washed and fed me, dressed and lifted me. A bear of a man with a huge beard like Father Christmas, his hands were always gentle.
>His recovery began with Barney, the big purple dinosaur he was forced to watch on loop at the special care center where he spent his days, according to NPR. Pistorius decided he'd had enough and dedicated his thoughts to something that offered some modicum of control over his reality, such as telling time by tracking sunlight in a room.

holy fuck he managed to get a gf

Is this Barneyfags origin?

To be quite frank, I kinda expected this all along.

Heh, you wish.

It actually says a lot about us now that I think about it.

Fucking hell man. No man should ever have to live through that.