Every superhero has to banter so they can be likable and easy to swallow for the dipshit audience

>every superhero has to banter so they can be likable and easy to swallow for the dipshit audience
Spider-man used to be special.

user I hate to break it to you but even Golden Age Captain America was making constant quips and one liners
Literally the only reason Spider-man became known for it was because Stan wanted to spite Steve by adding in as many unnecessary word balloons as possible
In fact in pretty sure Thor is literally the only big name Marvel character that didn't joke around alot

Someone has never read a comic book before.

YESSSSSSSSS!!

This movie was actually pretty good.
>"I'll show you who I am!"
I almost pissed myself laughing.

>I think Thor doesn't bantz
wow, how can someone be THIS casual

>DON'T THROW STUFF!
>Thor sad. THORRR SADDD.
>BUT BIG MONSTER!

Hulk had the best lines.

I demand more Korg

Yeah, it’s like superheroes used to make quips and one-liners in the old comics or something

PISS OFF GHOST
I WAS LOLING XDDD

How would the taser behavioral device even work on him?

it worked on god of thunder,.stop asking logical questions, enjoy the movie!

>just turn your brain off bro

I entirely place the blame on bendis

Korg was a physical manifestation of everything wrong MCUverse but goddamnit was he entertaining.

Lets be honest, Iron Quipster is a better character than what we had in the comics.

I place the blame on you never reading any Silver Age

It was a space taser, probably sucked your life force out

>le Golden Age
>le Silver Age
Hey guys did you know we used to not have toilet paper back in caveman times? Since it was in the past, we should stay exactly the same.

Even Batman banters since forever

>logical questions
it's a fucking space taser, it obviously doesn't just use electricity

>Be Ugg
>Berrypicker as fuck
>Decide to go into cave painting because no like hunting
>Tribe chieftain laugh when Ugg say he wants to go study with beanmouth tribe
>Tribe chieftain can eat mammoth babyclub
>Get pebbles together and give to beanmouth tribe
>Beanmouth tribe takes me in
>Ugg thought he no like hunting, but beanmouth tribe really not like hunting
>No lesson on cavepainting, only talking about how evil red hat tribe is
>Evil frog spirit will send red hat tribe to kill all the boy lover tribe
>Ugg not say anything
>Ugg pass lessons and is given rock saying Ugg good cavepainter, not really learn anything on cavepainting
>Go to Beachtribe and show them rock
>No one want Ugg to paint cave
>Go back to picking berries for beachtribe, ask if they want leaf with that
Ugg blame big nose tribe for this

"It's a circle, kind of a freaky circle".

this is a solid pasta I will say

The point is that Spider-Man was never special because he quipped

Can Black Panther and Scarlet Witch hold out against all the quipping?

>Ugg blame big nose tribe for this

Captain America rarely quips on the movies. When he does, it is subtle.