/Garfield/

Friday, November 10

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Dem dsl...

Garfield and Jon have similar tastes in women.

This one is pretty cute desu

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Gold

YEET

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By "give him one", he means a blowjob, right?
Garfield gets a turn after Liz, right?

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Do something, John!

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What if Liz adopted Arlene? Would that work?

She's asks him that with that smug look and then gets surprised he gives her a totally different response?

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Smooth

>her eyes
Dammit, he finally dodn't mess one up. Good job, Jon.

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The "Garfeild you're lazy" strips are dumb. "You're fat" at least have fat jokes.

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That got me

the Irma strips are always hilarious.

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I'm gonna use that

Garfield and Jon always had a special relationship.

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HA

Is Arlene an alley cat? I always assumed she had an owner already but I can't think of an instance when we saw her owner.

l-lewd

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Yes, it's been mentioned in the strip a couple times.

A strip specifically says she's a street cat. She counters Gerfield by bringing up the fact that he has to live with a dog.

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Wow, that made my day a little sad.

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>Arlene was ashamed of this fact.
I wanna pet her

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Jim Davis went too far with this one, I think.

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is... is he going to fuck the cat?

the phenomenon of illustrated books for kids in the 6-10 range really is something
they're a slog to read to someone and they don't compare to real books but they have an interesting niche of slightly more realism than little kids' books

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>Used to be lots of stray cats in my neighborhood, loved playing with them but was constantly scolded for it
>one day found a mother and her kittens taking shelter, but she ran away when she saw me
>resolve to give them one of my old blankets to keep warm
>really bad cold that night, reached well below zero
>come back, trying to find the mother again
>most of the kittens had all frozen to death over night
Fucked me up for a while.

Damn, that's some real shit

Cat people: "I prefere cats but dogs are ok
Dog people: "REEEE cats are awful my dog would kill your cat wish I could shoot cats I'll poison them REEEE"

Why are dog people so shit?

That's rough

Saturday, November 11

Dubs proves him right.

t. blue pulled cat person.

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How far is Garfield willing to go?
That's what I wanna know.

literally
>no talkie before my coffee

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>resolve to give them one of my old blankets to keep warm
Shit user, she was probably sniffing around for the all-clear so she could come back to her babies but kept smelling you.

It happened before he could do it, jerk.

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>Take in pregnant stray
>she gives birth in my closet
>briths some of the fluffiest little kittens you've ever seen
>each one just the lovingest little bastard
>one gets sick and slowly passes away
>burry him
>2 more get sick and follow suit.
>another plot
>the 4th does the same.
>The only one left is an orange tabby
>he was my favorite one.
>his mother had ran off at this point.
>I tried feeding him and taking care of him
>I gave him a little box with a blanket to keep him warm.
>he passed during the night.
That one still hurts desu.

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I'm so sorry

There are OTHER brands of peanut butter? Why do they even bother?

I hope Garfield cucks Jon.

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Without Garfield.

Life seems pretty uneventful without Garfield.

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what a waste of bandwidth.

did he fart

>What think, Garfield?

>DoubleKing.jpg

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Wouldn't Jon be the one who buys the peanut butter anyway?

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truly the hero / king we deserve

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Garfield's stomach is made of iron if he can eat chocolate without any issues.

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depending on garfield's throwing precision I'd replace it with a one-way nermal shaped cat flap

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>gives his cat fruit
>gives his cat coffee
>gives his cat a meal that is coated with cheese
Is Jon the worst pet owner in existence?

garfield is more than 39 years old. i think he has done quite well

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