What did she see in Pete?

What did she see in Pete?

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Someone who can pay the rent on the house next to her lover's house.

Cash.

Men like him and built like him fuck the hardest, it's a known fact.

His magnum dong

fpbp

He canonically has a huge dick.

but Peg brought in more money than Pete

This.

Biggus dickus.

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Seems like it was a situation where her, Pete, and Goofy were all friends with her having a slight crush on Goofy.

When he moved away, Peg wound up falling for Pete instead.

Have you ever noticed that Pete and Lucky Piquel have the same body shape and proportions?

Gigantic cock.

Only guy who could put up with her mood swings...until the divorce in the 2nd movie where she takes their daughter Pistol and leaves

What did she she in him?

have you seen goofy's shoe size?

Her hair is retarded

It's for grabbing onto.

If Goofy had a big dick his wife wouldn't have been sleeping with everyone that passed a glance at her.

Fred's a genuinely good guy deep down.

>deep down
Overtly. Fred legitimately was a good guy, it's Barney's bitch ass that was causing problem.

Wasn't it one of the cartoon specials/movies where Fred legitimately was going to let himself die/be shot into space because he felt like he was a failure as husband? Fred can be abrasive, but dude takes his marriage seriously and women like that.

Goofy has no shame

Fred no be unga bunga berry picker

A gruff asshole who turns into a soft kitten whenever she wants him to.

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She must like getting pressed.

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The goats he paid her father for her.

He's a big guy

Reminder
>Peg cheats on her husband for a fling with a retarded autist who can't cum
>Pete becomes Maleficents loyal guard/sex toy

u u
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You forgot the part where he was banished from the fucking planet for being annoying to a few people. Also,
>Implying Maleficent isn't secretly madly in love.

Would you date a savage cavewoman, user?

Will she feed me comically thick steaks at every meal?

The sex would definitely be awkward.

>dat outfit on Peg

See what?

Wasn't there an episode that where she asked this question and they had flashbacks. It was like their wedding anniversary or something.

I know what I see in her
my dick

Big strong-fat cat ass.
Pete Time is her favorite time.

A stable blue collar pay check.

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Ah, I see that you are manga reader, yes?

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This is horrible given their world

Nah, man, it's like those monkeys who live near hot springs in Japan snatching bathers' clothes.

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Didn't they get divorced anyway?
So whatever it was it obviously wasn't enough.

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He's literally a grand dad

I want to be her friend

Dick like a soda can.

His slimy cephalodong

>Dat quality
>Dem hips

this is a premium snapshot right here
I take it from the filename you had to buy this off amazon?

>buy
Uhh, yeah man.

YOU'RE DEAD TA ME CAN OPENER

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It is kinda obvious. Pete seems loaded in the series. Not to mention easy to control.

Take that trash outta here vin.

amazon rips?
MEGA?

kametsu

Money.

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Only scene of Peg barefoot in the entire series.

remember that time PJ took his mom to the dance and then raw dogged her in the bathroom?

darn. Her legs look broken though

It was a Wang episode

Cleavage? Scandalous!

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jpg version?

too fucking real

It's short hair, she just has cat ears.

"Peg Leg" was more than just refering to his old prosthesis

Maybe he was less shittier in the 20s.

In obligatory flashback episode Fred/Barney are working as valets in a big hotel and Velma/Betty are cig selling chicks.
So basically Fred/Barney pretend to be big shots to pick chicks with fancy cars and Velma/Betty try to bag a sugardaddy...so they hooked up and guys got a real job (best one with no degree that is)

His big, fat, throbbing wallet.

WE COMMITTED GENOCIDE, BARNEY

isn't goofy's wife canonically dead?

died in child birth from the looks of things.

he was referencing the old George Geef cartoons where Goofy was married to a human woman that fucked with almost every other person that knocked on their door

Wrong.

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>husband and son are fatasses yet it's the curvy wife who needs to lose weight
Patriarchy, you've done it again.

wow, this is kinda sweet

Why'd she name her daughter Pistol?

That's what Pistol's real father used to call Peg when they were at the love hotel.

Wasn't she always trying to sleep with Goofy anyway?

Sure why not.

so it would seem

Goofy and Pete were always fucking, she just wanted to be included

I wonder why Goofy never got that growth removed from the back of his head.

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What? Fred's a fantastic fucking husband and father.

I wonder if the writers intended to do some serious CHEATING subplot, but didn't go fat enough.

I'd be curious to see a Goof Troop aimed at an older audience. It's already so close to a sitcom.

It IS a sitcom. It's origin is firmly in the sitcom swell of the late '80s and early '90s.

Funny thing is that Pete is the main character, not Goofy. Goofy's the "wacky annoying neighbor" character.